# Spending my birthday with Working Girls

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spending-my-birthday-with-working-girls/610300>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 22, 2012, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spending-my-birthday-with-working-girls/610300 "2012-01-22T12:40:07Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![brujaja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@brujaja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brujaja)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2012, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spending-my-birthday-with-working-girls/610300/1 "2012-01-22T12:40:07Z")

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I love my best friend!

She sent me a text tonight:

**Your birthday is on a saturday this year. We should go to the place with the hooka dancing.**

I was pretty sure she was referring to the fact that last year on my birthday, I really wanted to go to this Moroccan restaurant that has belly dancers, but my birthday was on a thursday, and it turned out they only had the dancers on weekends.

So I texted her back:

**"Hooka dancing?" Okay, but where are we gonna get the hookers?**

She didn’t get it. She texted me back:

**(Her boyfriend) says we should take you to (local science places.)**

So I sent her three texts:

**I wanna go hooka dancing!**

**We can have whores d’oeuvres!**

**The prostitution rests, your honor.**

And she _still_ didn’t get it. 🙂  
She texted me back:

**You really wanna go dancing?**  
(I am _so_ not known for that)

**I think you meant "belly dancing."**

Oh.  
**Yes ma’am.**

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2012, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spending-my-birthday-with-working-girls/610300/2 "2012-01-22T15:09:04Z")

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I’m sure she’s a good friend, but she wouldn’t know a good text if it sat on her face & wriggled.

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**Author:** ![Pine\_Fresh\_Scent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/43a26b/32.png) [@Pine\_Fresh\_Scent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pine_Fresh_Scent)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2012, 9:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spending-my-birthday-with-working-girls/610300/3 "2012-01-23T09:11:42Z")

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There’s always the tapas bar option.

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**Author:** ![brujaja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@brujaja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brujaja)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2012, 9:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spending-my-birthday-with-working-girls/610300/4 "2012-01-25T09:20:03Z")

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Hey! A _ **tapas** _ bar! _ **That’s** _ where we can get the hookas!

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**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2012, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spending-my-birthday-with-working-girls/610300/5 "2012-01-25T20:13:58Z")

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> [@brujaja](#):
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> Hey! A _ **tapas** _ bar! _ **That’s** _ where we can get the hookas!

Shouldn’t that be Ta-tas Bar? 😃