# sperfur became Mrs. withaK, December 24, 2003 - thank you SDMB

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sperfur-became-mrs-withak-december-24-2003-thank-you-sdmb/220877>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 24, 2003, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sperfur-became-mrs-withak-december-24-2003-thank-you-sdmb/220877 "2003-12-24T17:47:39Z")\
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**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2003, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sperfur-became-mrs-withak-december-24-2003-thank-you-sdmb/220877/41 "2003-12-26T18:04:52Z")

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Well, that’s just damn cool.

Here’s to you both, and a happy life together!

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**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2003, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sperfur-became-mrs-withak-december-24-2003-thank-you-sdmb/220877/42 "2003-12-26T18:47:29Z")

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[Hijack]

> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Homebrew \*  
> \*\*Curioulsy, **auntie em** doesn’t post as much as she did before the courtship of **SkipMagic**. Are you hoggin’ the 'puter? \*\*

> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by ouisey \*  
> \*\*I’ve been wondering about that too…where’s auntie em? \*\*

[sub]As if I wasn’t enough for y’all![/sub]

The talented and lovely **auntie em** started a new job about two months ago (she finally found one in the metro area so that we could live together), so the time during the day that she has to post (contrasted with her previous job) is almost nil. And, of course, when she comes home at night, she doesn’t want to spend a lot of time on the computer. But fear not! I have no doubt that she’ll eventually be sucked back into this place. We all try to get away, but no one truly ever does.

Especially, if they keep marrying other Dopers. That same nefarious trap into which **sperfur** and **withaK** fell! (Speaking of traps, **withaK** , I just got the 20th Edition of Trivial Pursuit, so I demand a replay!) 🙂

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**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2003, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sperfur-became-mrs-withak-december-24-2003-thank-you-sdmb/220877/43 "2003-12-26T18:48:53Z")

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[/Hijack]

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**Author:** ![ouisey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/9fc29f/32.png) [@ouisey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ouisey)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2003, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sperfur-became-mrs-withak-december-24-2003-thank-you-sdmb/220877/44 "2003-12-26T20:41:24Z")

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Well that’s great to hear about \*\* auntie em\*\*. I know she was looking for a while. And now two dopers-in-love are united in domestic bliss.

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2003, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sperfur-became-mrs-withak-december-24-2003-thank-you-sdmb/220877/45 "2003-12-26T22:52:15Z")

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So, on the future anniversaries, will the husband be rushing out elbows up, face mask in place to brave the crushing throngs of lunatic shoppers to buy an anniversary present for the Mrs. or a Xmas present?

Congrats! May you never fight over the remote.

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**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2003, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sperfur-became-mrs-withak-december-24-2003-thank-you-sdmb/220877/46 "2003-12-27T00:30:01Z")

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Congratulations!

I gotta start going to Dopefests. Once I’m legal, anyway. (18 next September! It’s a long, long wait.)

I wish you a wonderful and prosperous life together!

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**Author:** ![Sweet\_Sota\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@Sweet\_Sota\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sweet_Sota_Girl)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2003, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sperfur-became-mrs-withak-december-24-2003-thank-you-sdmb/220877/47 "2003-12-27T03:17:59Z")

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That’s it… I demand another Minnesota dopefest! NOW!!!

Oh crap, I just know that came off as either bossy or desperate. Or both. When really, I’m neither.

I’m just digging a deeper hole for myself, aren’t I?

Fiddle sticks.

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**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2003, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sperfur-became-mrs-withak-december-24-2003-thank-you-sdmb/220877/48 "2003-12-27T16:53:38Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Shirley Ujest \*  
> \*\*May you never fight over the remote. \*\*

If it ever comes to that, we’ll just set up two TVs next to each other and buy matching headphones.

That’s my plan, anyway. 🆒

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**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2003, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sperfur-became-mrs-withak-december-24-2003-thank-you-sdmb/220877/49 "2003-12-27T16:56:34Z")

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Congratulations. Wishing you both joy and happiness.

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**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2003, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sperfur-became-mrs-withak-december-24-2003-thank-you-sdmb/220877/50 "2003-12-28T16:06:41Z")

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We made it home to Missouri. The kitties were sure happy to see us.

The first thing **withaK** did when we arrived was hook up the Xbox, so now he feels at home. 😃

We survived our first marital crisis yesterday. We stopped in Macon to get gas last night and the car wouldn’t start again. Some wonderful people jump started it for us and we made it home. We had to coast the last block when the alternator finally gave up, but it took us the last 75 miles (minus 1 block). :eek:

I’ve [uploaded a few photos](http://members16.clubphoto.com/michelle759912/1882355/owner-daea.phtml). I’ll upload more when I get them from the other cameras.

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**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2003, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sperfur-became-mrs-withak-december-24-2003-thank-you-sdmb/220877/51 "2003-12-28T17:44:13Z")

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And might I add, the photographer did a great job. 🙂

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**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2003, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sperfur-became-mrs-withak-december-24-2003-thank-you-sdmb/220877/52 "2003-12-29T15:38:11Z")

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Those are great pictures–you two looked wonderful! 🙂

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**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2003, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sperfur-became-mrs-withak-december-24-2003-thank-you-sdmb/220877/53 "2003-12-29T15:41:55Z")

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Thank you. Our photographer did a great job. Too bad we didn’t get pictures of her - she’s our cupid.

Maybe the other photographer did. Cross your fingers!

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**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2003, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sperfur-became-mrs-withak-december-24-2003-thank-you-sdmb/220877/54 "2003-12-29T21:24:17Z")

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Have you thought about making annual payments to said cupid?  
😉  
Just teasing with you. I am assuming things are still going well on day 5?

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**Author:** ![RickQ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/35a633/32.png) [@RickQ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickQ)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2003, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sperfur-became-mrs-withak-december-24-2003-thank-you-sdmb/220877/55 "2003-12-30T01:26:06Z")

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Congrats! It is always good to see another doper couple. Best wishes to you both.

Brynda and RickQ

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**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2003, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sperfur-became-mrs-withak-december-24-2003-thank-you-sdmb/220877/56 "2003-12-30T02:57:29Z")

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How do the kitties like their new daddy?

I assume the pseudo-honeymoon is still on. Just one question…how many slices of pepperoni are on your pizza _now_?

Hope you two have a great New Year and a fun-filled future together. Congratulations again.

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**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2003, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sperfur-became-mrs-withak-december-24-2003-thank-you-sdmb/220877/57 "2003-12-30T13:19:38Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Horseflesh \*  
> \*\*How do the kitties like their new daddy?
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> I assume the pseudo-honeymoon is still on. Just one question…how many slices of pepperoni are on your pizza _now_?\*\*

Jasper thinks his new daddy makes a great bed. He slept right on top of him for the past two nights.

We lost track of the pepperoni slices a long time ago. My guess is somewhere between a truckload and a warehouse full. 😃

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**Author:** ![Aries28](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Aries28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aries28)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2003, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sperfur-became-mrs-withak-december-24-2003-thank-you-sdmb/220877/58 "2003-12-30T13:27:07Z")

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What a cute, happy couple you guys make!

Congrats and best future wishes. 🙂

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**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2003, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sperfur-became-mrs-withak-december-24-2003-thank-you-sdmb/220877/59 "2003-12-30T20:24:17Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by sperfur \*  
> \*\*We lost track of the pepperoni slices a long time ago. My guess is somewhere between a truckload and a warehouse full. 😃 \*\*

Yeah, you probably have enough for a [pepperoni stick](http://www.butcher-packer.com/pg_sausage_kits_pepperoni.htm), anyway.

[sub]Oddly enough, the description from that link is fairly apropos. 😛 [/sub]

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**Author:** ![Wikkit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@Wikkit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wikkit)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2004, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sperfur-became-mrs-withak-december-24-2003-thank-you-sdmb/220877/60 "2004-02-01T21:33:10Z")

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Wowsers. I escape the board for a few months, to come back and find that random people are getting married willy nilly. 🙂

It couldn’t happen to a better couple of random people. Congratulations!

Now that you’re married to a guy, how are you going to justify going to gay bars, sper? I suppose he was having almost as much luck at picking up guys as you were with girls, so that could work…

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