# sperfur became Mrs. withaK, December 24, 2003 - thank you SDMB **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 24, 2003, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sperfur-became-mrs-withak-december-24-2003-thank-you-sdmb/220877 "2003-12-24T17:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2004, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sperfur-became-mrs-withak-december-24-2003-thank-you-sdmb/220877/61 "2004-02-02T04:26:23Z")
> [@Wikkit](#): > > Wowsers. I escape the board for a few months, to come back and find that random people are getting married willy nilly. 🙂 > > It couldn’t happen to a better couple of random people. Congratulations! > > Now that you’re married to a guy, how are you going to justify going to gay bars, sper? I suppose he was having almost as much luck at picking up guys as you were with girls, so that could work… Hey. HEY! Did you forget Melissa, who bought me drinks all night and asked for my phone number as we were leaving? I was having plenty of luck picking up women. Not only that, but **withaK** posed for me in my sports bra this morning. I’ve got the best of both worlds here. He gave me permission to tell you that. He’s pretty proud of himself. ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2004, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sperfur-became-mrs-withak-december-24-2003-thank-you-sdmb/220877/62 "2004-02-02T05:18:11Z")
Congratulations, **Wikkit** and **sperfur**! Very, very cool! Sperfur, I guess that means no more cabana boys, ay? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2004, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sperfur-became-mrs-withak-december-24-2003-thank-you-sdmb/220877/63 "2004-02-02T05:23:55Z")
Ack! **withaK** and **Wikkit** , sorry for mixing up your user names! I guess I was all verklempt over the whole cabana boys thing. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Wikkit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@Wikkit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wikkit)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2004, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sperfur-became-mrs-withak-december-24-2003-thank-you-sdmb/220877/64 "2004-02-02T06:54:39Z")
> [@sperfur](#): > > Hey. HEY! Did you forget Melissa, who bought me drinks all night and asked for my phone number as we were leaving? > > I was having plenty of luck picking up women. If I recall correctly, he was doing a good job of dancing with random guys, sometimes without knowing about it. I’m sayin’ you could both pick someone up, if that was your thing… > [@](#): > > Not only that, but **withaK** posed for me in my sports bra this morning. I’ve got the best of both worlds here. > > He gave me permission to tell you that. He’s pretty proud of himself. And if he hadn’t given you permission, you wouldn’t have posted it? Riiight. I have to claim at least partial credit. If I had been a more verbal navigator, Erik may have taken the correct turn in Des Moines and his car may not have overheated and gone all explodey. Plus, I drove him to the first fest you met him at. I should get to name a kid or a cat or something. A goldfish, maybe? Can I mail stuff to your street address, or can you e-mail me a mailing address? I should be able to scrape up some sort of a gift in the next eleven months, starving student or not. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2004, 8:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sperfur-became-mrs-withak-december-24-2003-thank-you-sdmb/220877/65 "2004-02-02T08:47:05Z")
> [@sperfur](#): > > Jasper thinks his new daddy makes a great bed. He slept right on top of him for the past two nights. Goll durnit, why in the hell does everybody keep naming their pets after me? First **Scylla** ’s horse, now your cat… it’s out of control! Anyways, congratulations, you two. You look lovely in your wedding pics. I’ll be joining the ranks of the no-longer-celibate myself later this month, together with a rather cute poster known as **Heloise**. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2004, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sperfur-became-mrs-withak-december-24-2003-thank-you-sdmb/220877/66 "2004-02-02T17:22:32Z")
> [@Coldfire](#): > > Goll durnit, why in the hell does everybody keep naming their pets after me? First **Scylla** ’s horse, now your cat… it’s out of control! > > Anyways, congratulations, you two. You look lovely in your wedding pics. > > I’ll be joining the ranks of the no-longer-celibate myself later this month, together with a rather cute poster known as **Heloise**. 🙂 Awww, **Coldie** , I didn’t know you didn’t know my cat shared your first name. The first time I told you was in [this post.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=3055301#post3055301) I was afraid I’d offended you because you never replied. I guess I wasn’t _that_ afraid I’d offended you, or I wouldn’t have made [this sign](http://members16.clubphoto.com/michelle759912/1648164/owner-daea.phtml) for the dopefest… 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sperfur-became-mrs-withak-december-24-2003-thank-you-sdmb/220877.md?page=3)