# Spider Man (2017) Trailer Released **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 9, 2016, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spider-man-2017-trailer-released/774270 "2016-12-09T13:15:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2016, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spider-man-2017-trailer-released/774270/21 "2016-12-09T15:44:32Z")
> [@Dewey\_Finn](#): > > Except it looks like we’re skipping the whole origin story; teenager gets bitten by radioactive spider, acquires weird powers, learns to control them, creates skintight suit to disguise identity. based on comments in CA:CW, Parker doesn’t even know how he got the powers “when whatever happened happened” And since most folks will have seen that intro - don’t need much more. ---
**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2016, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spider-man-2017-trailer-released/774270/22 "2016-12-09T15:47:28Z")
I liked this a lot. The Vulture was always one of my favorite Spider-Man villains, so I’m psyched to see him (and no Green Goblin). Looks like his wings are a variant of Falcon’s. I wonder how the Sokovia accords will play into this - has Peter Parker signed them? ---
**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2016, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spider-man-2017-trailer-released/774270/23 "2016-12-09T15:51:45Z")
> [@simster](#): > > based on comments in CA:CW, Parker doesn’t even know how he got the powers > > “when whatever happened happened” > > And since most folks will have seen that intro - don’t need much more. I took that as shorthand for “I’m not going to go into the whole thing now and I don’t really understand it anyway.”, not that he can’t trace it back to the specific event when he got the powers. ---
**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2016, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spider-man-2017-trailer-released/774270/24 "2016-12-09T15:51:55Z")
> [@RikWriter](#): > > He’s Ned Leeds (I think) in the movie, but the character is mostly a riff off of Ganke, a Miles Morales character from Ultimate Spider-Man. Helpful; thanks. ---
**Author:** ![RikWriter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/49beb7/32.png) [@RikWriter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RikWriter)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2016, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spider-man-2017-trailer-released/774270/25 "2016-12-09T16:07:47Z")
> [@muldoonthief](#): > > I took that as shorthand for “I’m not going to go into the whole thing now and I don’t really understand it anyway.”, not that he can’t trace it back to the specific event when he got the powers. You took it correctly. He knows when he got them. ---
**Author:** ![Skammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skammer/32/143_2.png) [@Skammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skammer)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2016, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spider-man-2017-trailer-released/774270/26 "2016-12-09T16:08:09Z")
I love that Michael Keaton is the Vulture. I like to pretend in my mind that it is his Birdman character from _Birdman or (the Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)_. ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2016, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spider-man-2017-trailer-released/774270/27 "2016-12-09T16:32:35Z")
> [@RandMcnally](#): > > [Here.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9DwoQ7HWvI) > I’m kinda excited about this. I liked the Tobey ones (the first two) and didn’t watch the newest. I liked Spider Man in Civil War. I like Tobey Maguire’s Peter Parker. He was a likable guy. Tom Holland’s Peter Parker seemed like a likable kid in Civil War. I did not like Andrew Garfield’s Peter Parker. He was a cocky, little prick. ---
**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2016, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spider-man-2017-trailer-released/774270/28 "2016-12-09T18:14:17Z")
> [@iiandyiiii](#): > > We don’t need to see flashback at all, I think, just like we don’t need to see poor Thomas and Martha Wayne get murdered in front of Bruce every frickin’ Batman movie. “Thomas, why on earth do we keep walking down _this same damned alley?_” ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2016, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spider-man-2017-trailer-released/774270/29 "2016-12-09T18:38:53Z")
> [@Mollie\_Magill](#): > > I like Tobey Maguire’s Peter Parker. He was a likable guy. Tom Holland’s Peter Parker seemed like a likable kid in Civil War. > > I did not like Andrew Garfield’s Peter Parker. He was a cocky, little prick. Plus he suffered from “Brecken Meyer” syndrome, he is too attractive to be playing that character ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2016, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spider-man-2017-trailer-released/774270/30 "2016-12-09T19:19:04Z")
Now that Tony has split with Pepper, maybe he can get it on with Aunt May and have the **Only You** reunion we’ve all been hoping for. ---
**Author:** ![Skammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skammer/32/143_2.png) [@Skammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skammer)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2016, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spider-man-2017-trailer-released/774270/31 "2016-12-09T20:51:12Z")
> [@MovieMogul](#): > > Now that Tony has split with Pepper, maybe he can get it on with Aunt May and have the **Only You** reunion we’ve all been hoping for. thumbs-up smiley ---
**Author:** ![leahcim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b4bc9f/32.png) [@leahcim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leahcim)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2016, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spider-man-2017-trailer-released/774270/32 "2016-12-09T21:01:00Z")
> [@RikWriter](#): > > It’s been done twice already in 15 years, everyone knows it. They might do a flashback though. Damn. I am dying to know if Great Power comes with anything… Fabulous Hair maybe? I wish someone would tell us. ---
**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2016, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spider-man-2017-trailer-released/774270/33 "2016-12-09T21:25:08Z")
> [@iiandyiiii](#): > > We don’t need to see flashback at all, I think, just like we don’t need to see poor Thomas and Martha Wayne get murdered in front of Bruce every frickin’ Batman movie. Why do you hate Christmas? ---
**Author:** ![Trancephalic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trancephalic/32/380_2.png) [@Trancephalic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trancephalic)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2016, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spider-man-2017-trailer-released/774270/34 "2016-12-09T21:33:50Z")
> [@leahcim](#): > > Damn. I am dying to know if Great Power comes with anything… Fabulous Hair maybe? I wish someone would tell us. [Everyone knows that Spiderman uses his Spiderwatch to call upon Spider Protector the Marveller](https://youtu.be/y8pYfCtNPzA) ---
**Author:** ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2016, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spider-man-2017-trailer-released/774270/35 "2016-12-09T23:34:05Z")
Thanks for posting this. I saw “teaser” earlier and skipped it, because that usually means a bunch of scenes we already seen and title crawls, and it just ends up disappointing. Holland was good/true to character in CW. It’s not his fault really, but I hated Garfield’s cocky cool hipster Spider-Man. And no Green Goblin is a plus. Wings? If they want to be realistic, he should have a web shooter come out of his butt to slow his fall. > [@DCnDC](#): > > Sony and Marvel made a deal in which they basically split custody. Originally Marvel wanted to buy the rights back, but they struck a deal where Marvel will not take a cut of the box office from any Sony film in which Spider-Man appears, and vice versa. > > [Spider-Man Deal Breakdown at Sony and Marvel](http://variety.com/2015/film/news/details-spider-man-appear-in-sony-and-marvel-movies-1201429039/) Considering that Stark is already kind of a deadbeat dad, I’ll guess that Marvel is the parent who fails to show up to Spider-Man’s games. > [@WordMan](#): > > It would be weird though. I would expect Uncle Ben to be frikkin’ Jon Hamm given that Aunt May is Marisa Tomei. Sally Field was already plenty MILFy, Tomei was one of the weirder choices. > [@RikWriter](#): > > He’s Ned Leeds (I think) in the movie, but the character is mostly a riff off of Ganke, a Miles Morales character from Ultimate Spider-Man. According to Wikipedia, this is correct. ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2016, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spider-man-2017-trailer-released/774270/36 "2016-12-10T00:21:57Z")
> [@thelurkinghorror](#): > > Sally Field was already plenty MILFy, Tomei was one of the weirder choices. I disliked that movie so much I completely forgot Sally Field was in it. Probably the only time someone else has cried more than Sally Field in a movie she was in. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2016, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spider-man-2017-trailer-released/774270/37 "2016-12-10T01:18:08Z")
> [@Trancephalic](#): > > [Everyone knows that Spiderman uses his Spiderwatch to call upon Spider Protector the Marveller](https://youtu.be/y8pYfCtNPzA) The new Spider-Man movie needs Leopardon. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2016, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spider-man-2017-trailer-released/774270/38 "2016-12-10T02:00:33Z")
> [@Sage\_Rat](#): > > Why do you hate Christmas? Because they made that stupid song, “A Horse With No Name”. Oh, wait…never mind. ---
**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2016, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spider-man-2017-trailer-released/774270/39 "2016-12-10T02:25:18Z")
I’ve liked all the Spiderman actors since '02, including Garfield. I’m a little burned out on Spiderman movies though. It was smart turning the Captain America movie into an Avengers movie. Solo movies get a bit old. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spider-man-2017-trailer-released/774270.md?page=1)