# Spidey Noir

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spidey-noir/345986>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [February 24, 2006, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spidey-noir/345986 "2006-02-24T22:14:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 17\
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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Angel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d26b3c/32.png) [@Johnny\_Angel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Angel)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2006, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spidey-noir/345986/1 "2006-02-24T22:14:10Z")

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It seems it’s official. Spider-Man 3 will feature a black costume. Chequez vous:

> **[EXCLUSIVE: New Spider-Man 3 Photo! - SuperHeroHype](https://www.superherohype.com/features/90301-exclusive-new-spider-man-3-photo)**
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> The third installment hits theaters May 4, 2007

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2006, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spidey-noir/345986/2 "2006-02-24T22:28:52Z")

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I think it looks pretty cool.  
Sue me. 🙂

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**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2006, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spidey-noir/345986/3 "2006-02-24T22:30:20Z")

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As long as the movie also features a bunch of clones, that’s fine by me.

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**Author:** ![Finagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@Finagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Finagle)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2006, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spidey-noir/345986/4 "2006-02-24T23:20:01Z")

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Spiderman doesn’t know enough to come in out of the rain?

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2006, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spidey-noir/345986/5 "2006-02-24T23:22:45Z")

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> [@JThunder](#):
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> As long as the movie also features a bunch of clones, that’s fine by me.

Grrrrrr…

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**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2006, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spidey-noir/345986/6 "2006-02-24T23:46:33Z")

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This would make sense seeing how Eric Foreman will become Venom.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2006, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spidey-noir/345986/7 "2006-02-25T04:01:55Z")

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I’m just glad it lacks nipples.

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**Author:** ![Cubsfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Cubsfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cubsfan)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2006, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spidey-noir/345986/8 "2006-02-25T05:05:27Z")

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I see nothing to indicate that it’s not a black and white photo. Sure the website makes the claim but if there’s anything we’ve learned is that you can’t believe something just because it’s written on the web.

I’ve a hard time believing that Sam Raimi would just make a black version of the costume that is identical to the red/blue one. If he was going to do black he would do it right with a new costume.

I got $100 that says that Spidey doesn’t wear a black costume anywhere in Spidey 3.

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**Author:** ![Spidey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Spidey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spidey)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2006, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spidey-noir/345986/9 "2006-02-25T07:06:08Z")

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Trust me guys, the black was nothing. I’ve got a whole closet full of outfits, cross-referenced for easy selection based on who I’m fighting and where it happens. The finale will feature a great little silk number that I spun out of my own webbing 😉

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**Author:** ![Electronic\_Chaos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Electronic\_Chaos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electronic_Chaos)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2006, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spidey-noir/345986/10 "2006-02-25T08:29:36Z")

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> [@garygnu](#):
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> This would make sense seeing how Eric Foreman will become Venom.

Isn’t Venom supposed to be huge, hulking, and menacing? Now I could see Topher Grace maybe doing Carnage, but Venom?

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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2006, 9:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spidey-noir/345986/11 "2006-02-25T09:07:40Z")

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> [@Finagle](#):
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> Spiderman doesn’t know enough to come in out of the rain?

Some of his best experiences happened in the rain.

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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2006, 9:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spidey-noir/345986/12 "2006-02-25T09:14:04Z")

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> [@Stinkpalm](#):
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> I see nothing to indicate that it’s not a black and white photo. Sure the website makes the claim but if there’s anything we’ve learned is that you can’t believe something just because it’s written on the web.

Even if the web site that says it is [Sony Pictures](http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/)? I don’t know about you, but that’s a source I’d tend to accept as trustworthy.

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**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2006, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spidey-noir/345986/13 "2006-02-25T11:26:14Z")

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> [@Electronic Chaos](#):
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> Isn’t Venom supposed to be huge, hulking, and menacing? Now I could see Topher Grace maybe doing Carnage, but Venom?

As I understand it, they are going with the Ultimate Spider Man version of the Venom origin. That means no alien symbiote and an Eddie Brock closer to Parkers age and weight class. They were childhood friends whose fathers worked together to make the Venom symbiotic suit as a way to cure cancer amongst other diseases. Needless to say, things took a turn.

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**Author:** ![Stonebow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Stonebow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stonebow)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2006, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spidey-noir/345986/14 "2006-02-25T14:15:09Z")

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I have to say, as someone looking forward to seeing Venom in the movies, that just coloring over the original costume so that it’s black, without making the other changes- the much larger, stylized white spider on the chest, the much more streamlined look- is a horrible idea.

I’m hoping it’s an unrelated scene that they just exploit for the hook.

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**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2006, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spidey-noir/345986/15 "2006-02-25T17:58:55Z")

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Oh no! You bad guys better look out or the Gimp will get you. :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2006, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spidey-noir/345986/16 "2006-02-25T19:07:49Z")

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> [@wolfman](#):
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> Oh no! You bad guys better look out or the Gimp will get you. :rolleyes:

No worries. Gimp’s sleepin’.

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**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2006, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spidey-noir/345986/17 "2006-02-26T03:29:19Z")

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> [@Stonebow](#):
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> I have to say, as someone looking forward to seeing Venom in the movies, that just coloring over the original costume so that it’s black, without making the other changes- the much larger, stylized white spider on the chest, the much more streamlined look- is a horrible idea.
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> I’m hoping it’s an unrelated scene that they just exploit for the hook.

Maybe not. In the Ultimates black costume issue, he gets the symbiote while in costume. Not to mention that the comic book costume is shown as smooth while the movie version is textured. I think it works from a visual consistency angle.
