# SpinyNorma makes first post 9 years after joining SDMB

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spinynorma-makes-first-post-9-years-after-joining-sdmb/449912>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 19, 2008, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spinynorma-makes-first-post-9-years-after-joining-sdmb/449912 "2008-05-19T23:35:38Z")\
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**Author:** ![whitetho](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/whitetho/32/1059_2.png) [@whitetho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whitetho)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spinynorma-makes-first-post-9-years-after-joining-sdmb/449912/1 "2008-05-19T23:35:38Z")

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I thought this deserved special recognition: Akin to those flowers that take a century to bloom, nine years after joining the Straight Dope Message Board (Join Date: 04-04-1999, member #479), Charter Member [SpinyNorma](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php) finally posted for the very first time in the [Lurkers Anonymous: Roll Call Part II](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=468241&page=2) thread.

I don’t know if there is some sort of “living under a rock” award that can be granted for this achievement, but it is interesting to see evidence of what was previously thought to be extinct, namely a reticent Texan. And we hope that SpinyNorma’s next post will appear earlier than 2017…

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**Author:** ![Kilvert\_s\_Pagan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c37758/32.png) [@Kilvert\_s\_Pagan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilvert_s_Pagan)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spinynorma-makes-first-post-9-years-after-joining-sdmb/449912/2 "2008-05-19T23:43:39Z")

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Yeah. I’m a 99’er who was considering weighing in on that thread, until I saw **SpinyNorma** ’s post. I’m in awe.

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spinynorma-makes-first-post-9-years-after-joining-sdmb/449912/3 "2008-05-19T23:49:05Z")

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Wow. I guess it’s appropriate that I have no idea what to say.

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**Author:** ![MadPansy64](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dc4da7/32.png) [@MadPansy64](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadPansy64)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2008, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spinynorma-makes-first-post-9-years-after-joining-sdmb/449912/4 "2008-05-20T01:36:06Z")

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I think we should all get together and send her (?) a cake.

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**Author:** ![AuntiePam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@AuntiePam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuntiePam)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2008, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spinynorma-makes-first-post-9-years-after-joining-sdmb/449912/5 "2008-05-20T01:43:24Z")

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Could she be kin to Spiny Norman?

ETA: Never mind (found her post).

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**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2008, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spinynorma-makes-first-post-9-years-after-joining-sdmb/449912/6 "2008-05-20T02:11:36Z")

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[QUOTE=whitetho]  
And we hope that SpinyNorma’s next post will appear earlier than 2017…  
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She’s up to 3 at last count. That’s the way the Board sucks you in. First, you post to clarify something. Then you post again to just… 🙂

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**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2008, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spinynorma-makes-first-post-9-years-after-joining-sdmb/449912/7 "2008-05-20T02:22:42Z")

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Wow, she theoretically was posting before edits, before “Hi Opal!”, and back when Mike Lukas was hosting the show. . .

Wow. 😃

Tripler  
. . . like, back when there were two fora: MPSIMS and the rest of the Internet.

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**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2008, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spinynorma-makes-first-post-9-years-after-joining-sdmb/449912/8 "2008-05-20T02:24:48Z")

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[QUOTE=MadPansy64]  
I think we should all get together and send her (?) a cake.  
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A cake?!?? Are you insane? We must bring pie.

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**Author:** ![SpinyNorma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@SpinyNorma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpinyNorma)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2008, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spinynorma-makes-first-post-9-years-after-joining-sdmb/449912/9 "2008-05-20T02:35:14Z")

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[QUOTE=freckafree]  
A cake?!?? Are you insane? We must bring pie.  
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Well, technically, since I’m the one who came back, I guess I should bring the pie. Unfortunately, my car is in the shop so that could be a while.

Thanks for the welcome, everyone. Wow! My own thread! I haven’t felt like such a star since the days of Heckler’s Online. It’s a proud and happy day for me, in a mundane and pointless sort of way. But speaking of mundane and pointless, I’m about to have to head on to work so I’ll check back in the morning.

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**Author:** ![Sal\_Ammoniac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@Sal\_Ammoniac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sal_Ammoniac)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2008, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spinynorma-makes-first-post-9-years-after-joining-sdmb/449912/10 "2008-05-20T02:38:14Z")

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Somebody will have to explain to me the Spiny Norma/Spiny Norman reference. I suspect it’s something pop cultural, which is of course why I don’t know it.

And welcome to the land of the communicative, **Spiny Norma**!

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**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2008, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spinynorma-makes-first-post-9-years-after-joining-sdmb/449912/11 "2008-05-20T02:41:41Z")

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Dang. all the goats that were awaiting **SpinyNorma’s** first post have long since been converted into cabrito pequeño en assado!

This will take an entirely new generation of goats!

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**Author:** ![AuntiePam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@AuntiePam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuntiePam)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2008, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spinynorma-makes-first-post-9-years-after-joining-sdmb/449912/12 "2008-05-20T02:53:45Z")

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[QUOTE=Sal Ammoniac]  
Somebody will have to explain to me the Spiny Norma/Spiny Norman reference. I suspect it’s something pop cultural, which is of course why I don’t know it.

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Not pop cultural – there’s a (more prolific) Doper name of Spiny Norman.

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**Author:** ![Dangerosa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Dangerosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dangerosa)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2008, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spinynorma-makes-first-post-9-years-after-joining-sdmb/449912/13 "2008-05-20T03:12:42Z")

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Its a Monty Python reference

> **[Urban Dictionary: spiny norman](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=spiny%2Bnorman)**
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> A giant imaginary hedgehog from the Monty Python mockumentary skit "The Piranha Brothers" in which gangster Dinsdale Piranha believes he's being watched by same.

Not that I get it - not being a Python fan, but Brainiac4 always thinks Spiny Norman and Dinsdale should know each other in real life (I don’t think they do - nor apparently, does Spiny Norma).

A delayed welcome to Norma. Glad you joined the conversation.

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**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2008, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spinynorma-makes-first-post-9-years-after-joining-sdmb/449912/14 "2008-05-20T03:15:53Z")

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[QUOTE=AuntiePam]  
Not pop cultural – there’s a (more prolific) Doper name of Spiny Norman.  
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Both are a [Monty Python](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piranha_Brothers) reference.

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**Author:** ![MadPansy64](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dc4da7/32.png) [@MadPansy64](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadPansy64)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2008, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spinynorma-makes-first-post-9-years-after-joining-sdmb/449912/15 "2008-05-20T03:30:34Z")

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[QUOTE=freckafree]  
A cake?!?? Are you insane? We must bring pie.  
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Twas the reason for the edit. [Thread in which Spiny Norma delurked](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=328473&page=1&pp=50&highlight=lurker+roll+call) post #69 requested pie, but in post #80 hinted at a preference for white cake with chocolate frosting.

We should respect the Master Lurker Extraordinaire’s wishes in such thing, even when those wishes fly against the face of traditional pie! 😃

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**Author:** ![AuntiePam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@AuntiePam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuntiePam)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2008, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spinynorma-makes-first-post-9-years-after-joining-sdmb/449912/16 "2008-05-20T03:31:03Z")

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::Johnny Carson:: I did not know that. 🆒

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**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2008, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spinynorma-makes-first-post-9-years-after-joining-sdmb/449912/17 "2008-05-20T03:43:14Z")

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[QUOTE=MadPansy64]  
Twas the reason for the edit. [Thread in which Spiny Norma delurked](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=328473&page=1&pp=50&highlight=lurker+roll+call) post #69 requested pie, but in post #80 hinted at a preference for white cake with chocolate frosting.

We should respect the Master Lurker Extraordinaire’s wishes in such thing, even when those wishes fly against the face of traditional pie! 😃  
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Well now that she is up to 4 posts total, perhaps we should just go crazy and bring both.

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**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2008, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spinynorma-makes-first-post-9-years-after-joining-sdmb/449912/18 "2008-05-20T03:51:35Z")

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I’m stunned that there’s somebody on this board that can keep their mouth shut for 9 years~! 😃

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**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2008, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spinynorma-makes-first-post-9-years-after-joining-sdmb/449912/19 "2008-05-20T05:47:43Z")

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[QUOTE=Tripler]  
Wow, she theoretically was posting before edits, before “Hi Opal!”, and back when Mike Lukas was hosting the show. . .  
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Technically, she wasn’t\* posting \*before any of that. 🆒

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/59ef9b/32.png) [@Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_fight_the_hypothetical)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2008, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spinynorma-makes-first-post-9-years-after-joining-sdmb/449912/20 "2008-05-20T06:56:29Z")

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[QUOTE=MadPansy64]  
Twas the reason for the edit. [Thread in which Spiny Norma delurked](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=328473&page=1&pp=50&highlight=lurker+roll+call) post #69 requested pie, but in post #80 hinted at a preference for white cake with chocolate frosting.

We should respect the Master Lurker Extraordinaire’s wishes in such thing, even when those wishes fly against the face of traditional pie! 😃  
[/QUOTE]

[Dude wait what?](http://catsnstuff.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/dude-wait-what.jpg) Delurked?

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