# Spit or Swallow? A followup poll TMI? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 29, 2003, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070 "2003-03-29T20:44:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/181 "2003-04-04T04:24:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DirkGntly \* > \*\*Gushing?? Are we talking about _squirting_ here?? > > Man, that would be one **SERIOUS** thread hijack, and I just ain’t a-gonna do it… \*\* Good man. Wouldn’t be right, after I tried to help you regain control in your thread. > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Margo_ **Um…me? Hijack? No sir, I am new here and do not want my name anywhere in the pit…yikes! I will behave…or try to…now what was the op? Oh, right I spit and swallow, now am I back on target??? I am on my knees…no you dirty boy, just asking for forgiveness for the hijack…** Good girl. Well…at least about the “no highjacking” part. I’m not sure so sure about you being a “good girl” in some other respects. That’s what I like about you. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/182 "2003-04-04T04:52:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Toaster52 \* > **Lots of bragging going on in here, so for me…** It was a good post, up to there. And, you’re right, there sure has been a lot of bragging, going on. So…and this is not directed solely at you, **Toaster52** … Ladies and Gentlemen! Please do join our happy little group. We merely ask that you check your ego’s at the door. Our hatcheck girl will be happy to assist you. Thank you. Or, at least try to keep them in check. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/183 "2003-04-04T05:00:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Margo \* > \*\*As for a performance of my gushing abilities…I am much to shy 😉 \*\* Oh, almost forgot…I would have recommended that you start your own thread on this topic, as I’m sure it would have been extremely enjoyable, given the topic and your personality. And, a sure way to…umm…make a splash on the board. But, people seem to be getting a little testy about the sexually explicit threads, recently. And, I wouldn’t want a delicate flower of South womanhood, like yourself, to get crushed. Ever find that webcam? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/184 "2003-04-04T05:15:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Davebear \* > **But, people seem to be getting a little testy about the sexually explicit threads, recently.** Just one? You mean, like Hitler supposedly had? ---
**Author:** ![Margo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Margo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Margo)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/185 "2003-04-04T11:47:55Z")
Dave, Darn, I cannot find that webcam anywhere…(said with a huge sigh of relief…) I don’t think I am brave enough to start my own thread, not until I learn all of the lingo (fucknugget and asshat are two of my favorites so far…). And I _really_ am bashful, did that not show in my posts…and I am fairly new to the south…moved from the wild west, but delicate I am! Thanks again for all the laughter! Margo ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/186 "2003-04-04T11:55:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tracer \* > \*\*Just one? You mean, like Hitler supposedly had? \*\* Again, on the advice of counsel, I must respectfully decline to answer that question. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/187 "2003-04-04T12:02:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Margo \* > \*\*Dave, > Darn, I cannot find that webcam anywhere…(said with a huge sigh of relief…) I don’t think I am brave enough to start my own thread, not until I learn all of the lingo (fucknugget and asshat are two of my favorites so far…). And I _really_ am bashful, did that not show in my posts…and I am fairly new to the south…moved from the wild west, but delicate I am! Thanks again for all the laughter! Margo \*\* Huh! I scared her off?? ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Searching\_For\_Truth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@Searching\_For\_Truth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Searching_For_Truth)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/188 "2003-04-04T13:55:09Z")
From what I’ve seen so far, **Davebear** , I’d wager a guess that **Margo** doesn’t scare _that_ easy. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Toaster52](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/50afbb/32.png) [@Toaster52](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toaster52)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/189 "2003-04-04T18:22:47Z")
:drops off ego at the door: It seems to me that the issue of spit vs swallow has pretty much been relegated to the sidelines, and the conversation has started to wander afield. I apologize for perhaps wandering too far. ---
**Author:** ![Pammipoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/87869e/32.png) [@Pammipoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pammipoo)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/190 "2003-04-04T20:34:18Z")
I swallow. I’ve never tried spitting, but it just sems like it would be rude… ---
**Author:** ![Margo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Margo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Margo)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/191 "2003-04-04T21:07:10Z")
What? Me? Scared? No…I just had to go and spend the day with 26 kindergarteners…so I had to plunk my brain out of the gutter for a bit…but you should have seen the finger painting I did…if I showed you myself on my webcam you would all run shrieking in an attempt to find a sharp instrument to poke into your offended eyes…and hey, I do not want to be the reason anyone self mutilates…crikey…is this another hijack? I am so sorry, I only blame the lunch I was forced to consume in the cafeteria today…I would have gladly spit that out…ah there back on topic…Margo ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/192 "2003-04-04T23:31:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Toaster52 \* > [BIt seems to me that the issue of spit vs swallow has pretty much been relegated to the sidelines, and the conversation has started to wander afield. I apologize for perhaps wandering too far. \*\* It seemed that way to me, too. That’s why I decided to rein it in. No hard feelings on my part. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/193 "2003-04-04T23:36:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Pammipoo \* > \*\*I swallow. I’ve never tried spitting, but it just sems like it would be rude… \*\* Well, if swallowing works for you, why change? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![cherry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cherry)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2003, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/194 "2003-04-05T17:04:42Z")
can I ask here if you dont mind? with all these oral threads it suddenly dawned on me that I was wondering … does having your tongue peirced add to the sensation of receiving oral? in what way if you’ve had it done to you…thats what makes me curious when I see females with their tongues pierced although I am not quite sure if guys do that as well for giving oral as well… ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2003, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/195 "2003-04-06T06:08:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by cherry \* > \*\*can I ask here if you dont mind? with all these oral threads it suddenly dawned on me that I was wondering … > > does having your tongue peirced add to the sensation of receiving oral? > > in what way if you’ve had it done to you…thats what makes me curious when I see females with their tongues pierced although I am not quite sure if guys do that as well for giving oral as well… \*\* Well, there’s a totally on-topic highkjack! Sure, you can ask. Hopefully, someone will answer, although this thread seems to have lost it’s appeal for a lot of folks. Maybe this will inject a little life back into it. I’ve never been pierced or been with a woman who was pierced. And, I, too, have wondered what it feels like. ---
**Author:** ![Spit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/76d3ee/32.png) [@Spit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spit)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2003, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/196 "2003-04-06T06:21:58Z")
I have been on the receiving end, and I can say that it was interesting. Not enough for a non-pierced person to run out and get one, but you will notice a subtle difference with a person who has one. Of course, it all comes down to how good they are at it in the first place. ---
**Author:** ![guava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/71e660/32.png) [@guava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/guava)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2003, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/197 "2003-04-06T12:52:13Z")
This guy and his girlfriend head to the local bar. The girl says she’ll be happy to pick up the round as she’s heard of a new drink she wants him to try. She returns to their table and has two drinks for him. One is a measure of Bailey’s. The other full is of lime juice. She says, “Ok, what you have to do is swig the Bailey’s, hold it in your mouth, and then chase it with the lime juice.” He looks a little dubious but does as he’s told because she’s really cute when she’s enthusiastic and he noticed a gleam in her eyes. First he drinks in the Bailey’s. Smooth. Creamy. A warm feeling in his mouth. Then he chugs the lime juice. After about a second, the cream in the Bailey’s curdles in his mouth. Two seconds into it his face turns the color of fresh lime juice. Three seconds and he’s finally able to calm his stomach enough to swallow the mess. As he makes a face, she whispers sweetly in his ear, “It’s called ‘Blowjob Revenge’.” ---
**Author:** ![guava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/71e660/32.png) [@guava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/guava)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2003, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/198 "2003-04-06T12:55:13Z")
Incidentally, I’m neither a spitter nor a swallower. The one time I was unfortunate enough to have a man’s fluids inside my mouth, I was unable to enjoy my food for the rest of the day. So I married a guy with a storage space built in. Isn’t that what foreskin’s for? ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2003, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/199 "2003-04-06T14:53:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by guava \* > \*\*This guy and his girlfriend head to the local bar. The girl says she’ll be happy to pick up the round as she’s heard of a new > drink she wants him to try. > > She returns to their table and has two drinks for him. One is a measure of Bailey’s. The other full is of lime juice. She says, “Ok, what you have to do is swig the Bailey’s, hold it in your mouth, and then chase it with the lime juice.” He looks a little dubious but does as he’s told because she’s really cute when she’s enthusiastic and he noticed a gleam in her eyes. First he drinks in the Bailey’s. Smooth. Creamy. A warm feeling in his mouth. Then he chugs the lime juice. After about a second, the cream in the Bailey’s curdles in his mouth. Two seconds into it his face turns the color of fresh lime juice. Three seconds and he’s finally able to calm his stomach enough to swallow the mess. As he makes a face, she whispers sweetly in his ear, “It’s called ‘Blowjob Revenge’.” \*\* Funny, in an evil sort of way. 🙂 So, are you saying you genuinely consider it an act worthy of revenge, or just passing along a joke? ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2003, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/200 "2003-04-06T14:59:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by guava \* > \*\*Incidentally, I’m neither a spitter nor a swallower. The one time I was unfortunate enough to have a man’s fluids inside my mouth, I was unable to enjoy my food for the rest of the day. > > So I married a guy with a storage space built in. Isn’t that what foreskin’s for? \*\* _Back in bartender mode. Sets up a Bailey’s with a lime juice chaser for the lady. “Here. This will clear the taste out of your mouth.”_ 😃 So, how does that work? I’ve never heard of that, before. Do you glue it shut, beforehand, or something? 😉 Oh, and welcome to SDMB. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070.md?page=11)