# Spit or Swallow? A followup poll   TMI?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [March 29, 2003, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070 "2003-03-29T20:44:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/441 "2003-04-16T13:03:45Z")

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Originally by Rhino’s Honey…

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> I did the biting thing so its not my turn _takes a step back from the line_

Um… I think most of my TMI was aired in samarm’s favorite positions thread…

Not sure where we can go from here! _gasp_ maybe something non sexual?

_thwap_ ok all better now… what was I thinking… non sexual threads… who reads those 😉

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**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/442 "2003-04-16T13:35:21Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Rhino’sHoney \*  
> \*\*_Gulp_ you mean you charge :eek: :eek: \*\*

You calling me a gigolo? :mad:  
😉

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**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/443 "2003-04-16T13:37:18Z")

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> \*Originally posted by tanookie \*  
> \*\*Um… I think most of my TMI was aired in samarm’s favorite positions thread…
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> Not sure where we can go from here! _gasp_ maybe something non sexual?
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> _thwap_ ok all better now… what was I thinking… non sexual threads… who reads those 😉 \*\*

_Note to self: samarm and positions_ Ahem! Um…non-sexual threads? What are those? Who’d want to waste precious SDMB time on non-sexual topics? 😉

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**Author:** ![Honeydew\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e19b73/32.png) [@Honeydew\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honeydew_1)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/444 "2003-04-16T14:04:05Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Davebear \*  
> \*\*Um…non-sexual threads? What are those? Who’d want to waste precious SDMB time on non-sexual topics? 😉 \*\*

The majority of the threads are non-sexual… Hey I ain’t any, at least let me read about others who are lol…😛

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**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/445 "2003-04-16T14:15:46Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Rhino’sHoney \*  
> \*\*The majority of the threads are non-sexual… \*\*

No wonder I find them boring. 😉

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> \*\*Hey I ain’t any, at least let me read about others who are lol…😛 \*\*

I assume you meant you aren’t getting any, and I feel the same way. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Honeydew\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e19b73/32.png) [@Honeydew\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honeydew_1)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/446 "2003-04-16T14:49:44Z")

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Yes, I’m not getting any… or No, I’m not getting any… whatever way is right - I just ain’t getting **ANY of anything** …

Nada, niet, nothing, nil … poor me _whine, bitch, moan_ …

So YES to sexual threads… YES, YES, YES… now someone have an idea quick before I faint 😛

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**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/447 "2003-04-16T15:25:16Z")

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_Breathe_ **Rhino’sHoney**!

We can’t have you passing out in here. Who the hell knows what’s on the floor?:eek:

Hey! I’m not getting any either. Can I join the club?😃

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**Author:** ![flybynight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@flybynight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flybynight)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/448 "2003-04-16T15:40:46Z")

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I just wanted to thank you guys for keeping me so entertained lately 😉 Even if I’m trying _not_ to think about sex right now (like that’s ever worked)… Even so, they’re fun, and I’d think about starting one myself, except that I’m so new and unknown. It doesn’t help either, that so far the only threads I’ve really responded to have to do with A) sex or B) cars. I don’t want to stereotype myself too badly this soon 😃

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**Author:** ![Honeydew\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e19b73/32.png) [@Honeydew\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honeydew_1)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/449 "2003-04-16T16:47:48Z")

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Hell I did lol… I think the majority of my posts are probably sex related… what does that say about me :eek:😃 hehe… I guess the leopard print thong gave that one away though…

Ehhhh can’t remember my point now … 😕😛

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**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/450 "2003-04-16T16:52:21Z")

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Oh, no! **RH** has passed out! Maybe it’s a heart attack! Everyone stand back while I give her CPR! Actually, maybe you better all go wait outside for the ambulance. Stop giggling, **RH** , they’re almost buying it.

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**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/451 "2003-04-16T16:55:33Z")

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Hmm…two of the nicest, sexiest women I’ve ever met both need sex…well…I _could_ just…ohhhh, my!..no…better not go there…I’m at work, and I may need to stand up at some point

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**Author:** ![Honeydew\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e19b73/32.png) [@Honeydew\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honeydew_1)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/452 "2003-04-16T16:58:46Z")

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Now now, Dave, what would Rhino say? (lots of swear words before squishing ya I would guess :p)

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**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/453 "2003-04-16T17:45:25Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Rhino’sHoney \*  
> \*\*Now now, Dave, what would Rhino say? (lots of swear words before squishing ya I would guess :p) \*\*

When did you start letting reality get in the way of fun? Besides, I ain’t that easy to squish. Could be an interesting matchup; The Rhino vs The Grizz. 😉

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**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/454 "2003-04-16T18:13:51Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Davebear \*  
> \*\*Hmm…two of the nicest, sexiest women I’ve ever met both need sex…well…I _could_ just…ohhhh, my!..no…better not go there…I’m at work, and I may need to stand up at some point \*\*

Sexy? Me?

For that, you can do just about whatever you want, as long as it includes talking to my tummy.😉

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**Author:** ![flybynight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@flybynight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flybynight)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/455 "2003-04-16T18:19:45Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Davebear \*  
> \*\*When did you start letting reality get in the way of fun? Besides, I ain’t that easy to squish. Could be an interesting matchup; The Rhino vs The Grizz. 😉 \*\*

I’d have to give that matchup to the Rhino (no offense, of course). I mean, grizzlys are mean and have big claws, but Rhino’s are _huge_, and have thick, tough skin too. If he got a running start, I just don’t know if you could make it 😉

personally I wouldn’t want to go up against either one, though, so I think I’ll leave now so you can have your fun with the sexy ladies (and perhaps a rhino too)… 😃

:: slinks out the back door, disappearing into the night - you guys may be big, but I can fly! ::

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**Author:** ![Honeydew\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e19b73/32.png) [@Honeydew\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honeydew_1)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/456 "2003-04-16T21:41:17Z")

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LOL … ok, ok… Rhino vs The Grizz… funny idea 😃

So, whats the next thread? C’mon guys (and gals) … we gotta find something … anything? anyone? lol…

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**Author:** ![Searching\_For\_Truth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@Searching\_For\_Truth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Searching_For_Truth)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/457 "2003-04-16T21:50:37Z")

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Good lord. I wander out of the bar for a day, only to come back and find this mess? What _have_ you kids been doing?\* Someone mentioned **RH** passing out and animal fights…and now you want to start a new thread.

Kids are so _needy_.

**RH** , I’ll brainstorm ideas for a new thread and will get back to you.  
\*Perhaps the right question is, “What have you NOT been doing?”  
Not having sex, it sounds like. ::d&r::

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**Author:** ![flybynight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@flybynight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flybynight)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/458 "2003-04-16T22:03:40Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Searching For Truth \*  
> \*\*Good lord. I wander out of the bar for a day, only to come back and find this mess? \*\*

What mess? What are you talking about? What was the orignal point of this thread again? I forgot already, with all this random stuff… Is there even anything related to the OP on this entire page? Honestly folks, get it together. Newbies, ya just can’t get them to do things right… 😃

ok, I’m really going this time, I swear, :: runs out before grizzlies and rhinos and truth seekers can hurt him ::

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**Author:** ![Tir\_Tinuviel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@Tir\_Tinuviel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tir_Tinuviel)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/459 "2003-04-16T22:07:13Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Davebear \*  
> **1) If you can’t get the guy to come, orally, it’s almost certainly not your fault. It could be medical, circumstantial, or emotional, but it’s almost guaranteed to be him, not you. You are not freaks, you are wonderful, giving ladies.**

You are so wrong.

It is not **anyone’s** fault it is just one of those things.

_shrugs_ It happens. It might even happen every time, so what, there are plenty of other things in sex (and life)…

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**Author:** ![irishgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@irishgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/irishgirl)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/460 "2003-04-17T01:05:29Z")

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Guys! c’mon, now, keep it nice!  
(although Davebear is free to avail himself of a hug from me anytime he wants because he’s a sweetie.)

Personally, i’ve always started any BJ situation with a " if you want to cum in my mouth, you’re grand" statement (which might not be comprehensible to the non-irish, but it seems to work ok).  
Takes some of the pressure off, but isn’t always enough.

I don’t really take anything personally though, so it’s all worked out ok in the past.

irishfella is in a whole different category, and i’ve been requested to draw a veil over our love-life, so there you go.

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