# Spit or Swallow? A followup poll TMI? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 29, 2003, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070 "2003-03-29T20:44:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 35
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/681 "2003-05-01T15:01:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Branwen \* > \*\*What I don’t understand is why you’d want to join a _bitter_ women’s group. \*\* You mean there’s another kind? ---
**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/682 "2003-05-01T15:06:58Z")
Hey… I’m not bitter 🙂 But then I doubt I constitute a group. I could be construed as a pair but I don’t know… what if the fetus is a boy… Then I’d still be two but not two ladies… What were we discussing again?? God I miss coffee 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![flybynight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@flybynight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flybynight)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/683 "2003-05-01T15:30:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lizard \* > \*\*God, I am sooooooo fucking sick this thread! Let it die, people, PLEASE! \*\* So you go and start another one? :dubious: > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by green\_dragon_ > **Seems page 14 has gone waaaaaaaaay off-topic lol** Just page 14, huh? I think most of the second half of this thread is off topic! It’s more like a little chat room. That’s probably frowned upon by the elders (as hinted at above), but hey, until we’re shut down or get bored with it, what’s the harm, really? ---
**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/684 "2003-05-01T15:33:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Davebear \* > \*\*You mean there’s another kind? \*\* Hey! Of course. The non-bitter kind. I’m not always bitter. I have hope. ---
**Author:** ![ouisey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/9fc29f/32.png) [@ouisey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ouisey)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/685 "2003-05-01T15:53:07Z")
I always wished that instead of semen, a man could ejaculate something like chicken gravy or au jus. I enjoy oral sex right now, but I believe that some sort of gravy ejaculate would let me approach the act with renewed vigor and excitement. thx ---
**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/686 "2003-05-01T15:54:42Z")
ouisey … I wouldn’t want gravy… how about chocolate syrup? ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/687 "2003-05-01T15:59:41Z")
Oh! If men’s cum was chocolate syrup they’d get head all the time! ---
**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/688 "2003-05-01T16:06:01Z")
Mmm, whipped cream. ---
**Author:** ![flybynight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@flybynight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flybynight)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/689 "2003-05-01T16:06:15Z")
Chocolate syrup ejaculate… Hmm… I sense some use for all those biomechanical engineering classes I took… I’ll make millions, and everyone will love me! I’ll just have to think of a catchy name for my product. ---
**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/690 "2003-05-01T16:12:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by flybynight \* > \*\*Chocolate syrup ejaculate… Hmm… I sense some use for all those biomechanical engineering classes I took… I’ll make millions, and everyone will love me! I’ll just have to think of a catchy name for my product. \*\* I’d like to see the clinical trials for that one. ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/691 "2003-05-01T16:29:05Z")
**flybynight** Cocoa cum? ---
**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/692 "2003-05-01T16:36:10Z")
Cocoa cum:D that’s funny. The best I can do on short notice is sweetened spunk. They sound like the names of cereal. ---
**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/693 "2003-05-01T16:56:02Z")
> [@](#): > > Does she complain about the your cum? Well, take Yummy Cum. It will improve the flavor of your jizz, and she will be wanting to suck on your cock all the time. With Yummy Cum, she will swallow! [Yummy cum, 60 tablets](http://www.lte.nl/homenew.asp?tab=11) ---
**Author:** ![flybynight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@flybynight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flybynight)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/694 "2003-05-01T16:56:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Branwen \* > \*\*I’d like to see the clinical trials for that one. \*\* I wonder how much red tape I’d have to go through… getting any medical device approved is a major PITA, but add the FDA and probably some other organizations into the mix, and I’d probably be 50 by the time I was able to sell the first one. Or I could just tell girls that _I_ taste like chocolate syrup. They wouldn’t know I was lying until it was too late anyway… ---
**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/695 "2003-05-01T17:04:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by flybynight \* > \*\*I wonder how much red tape I’d have to go through… getting any medical device approved is a major PITA, but add the FDA and probably some other organizations into the mix, and I’d probably be 50 by the time I was able to sell the first one. Or I could just tell girls that _I_ taste like chocolate syrup. They wouldn’t know I was lying until it was too late anyway… \*\* Ooooo, you are a naughty one.😃 It’s spermaliscious! ---
**Author:** ![flybynight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@flybynight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flybynight)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/696 "2003-05-01T17:05:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Musicat \* > **Yummy cum, 60 tablets** That’s funny. I think she spilled a little though. :dubious: I wonder if those supplements have any real effect? Anyone want to help me test them out? I’ll buy 'em 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/697 "2003-05-01T17:08:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by flybynight \* > \*\*That’s funny. I think she spilled a little though. :dubious: > > I wonder if those supplements have any real effect? Anyone want to help me test them out? I’ll buy 'em 😃 \*\* That’s so nice of you to offer yourself up in the name of…well…it’s not exactly science, is it? ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/698 "2003-05-01T18:37:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Davebear \* > \*\* > > Pick me! Pick me! \*\* Only if you are good… It’s not that _I_ find it gross. Hell, if I were gay, I’d have no issues with swallowing. But, I’ve had it repeatedly beaten into my thick skull, by various women, that coming in their mouths is not acceptable. \*\* [/QUOTE] You poor, poor man…guess you just never met the right kind of girl. ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/699 "2003-05-01T18:44:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by flybynight \* > \*\*Chocolate syrup ejaculate… Hmm… I sense some use for all those biomechanical engineering classes I took… I’ll make millions, and everyone will love me! I’ll just have to think of a catchy name for my product. \*\* Well here is a thought - the cum might not taste like chocolate syrup or whipped cream, but if your pour that on the to begin with adn lick it off, you geta great residual…but it’s kind of messy ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/700 "2003-05-01T18:48:07Z")
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