# Spit or Swallow? A followup poll TMI? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 29, 2003, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070 "2003-03-29T20:44:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 36
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/701 "2003-05-01T18:51:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tanookie \* > \*\*Idunno Dave… it could be _really_ expensive. > > Oh and I never use baby oil… too greasy! > > 🙂 \*\* baby oil + a twister game = great Friday night fun ---
**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/702 "2003-05-01T21:00:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > \*\*baby oil + a twister game = great Friday night fun \*\* Baby oil + a twister game = a recipe for disaster! That could be dangerous! Poor **flybynight**. He asks for volunteers and the thread goes almost silent. **Flybynight** , would whoever volunteers have to wear one of those hats with the big mouse ears? ---
**Author:** ![Honeydew\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e19b73/32.png) [@Honeydew\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honeydew_1)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/703 "2003-05-01T21:20:41Z")
Gimme enough to drink and I’ll be part of **Flyboy’s** experiments… also I get to feel the sosoft legs too 😃 😛 ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/704 "2003-05-01T21:23:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Branwen \* > \*\*Baby oil + a twister game = a recipe for disaster! That could be dangerous! > > Poor **flybynight**. He asks for volunteers and the thread goes almost silent. **Flybynight** , would whoever volunteers have to wear one of those hats with the big mouse ears? \*\* Honey, don’t err on the side of caution. Danger is sometimes fun. Naked oily twister IS dangerous but probably not in the way you meant. (she giggles) Fly by night asked for volunteers? For what? I must have missed that one. ---
**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/705 "2003-05-01T21:24:23Z")
I get to pat his butt.😃 ---
**Author:** ![flybynight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@flybynight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flybynight)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/706 "2003-05-01T21:26:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Branwen \* > \*\*Poor **flybynight**. He asks for volunteers and the thread goes almost silent. **Flybynight** , would whoever volunteers have to wear one of those hats with the big mouse ears? \*\* There has to be something very wrong with wearing a mickey mouse hat with ears in that situation. I don’t know what, exactly, but I know there’s something. Yeah, that would just be wrong. But maybe in a good way. And I was going to post something self-pitying about my offer being ignored, and was even going to go so far as posting a link to pics of those nice legs I carry around with me, but I see now I just need to stock up on some alcohol 😉 Think I can change my name to flyboy? I kinda like that. ---
**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/707 "2003-05-01T21:27:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > **Honey, don’t err on the side of caution. Danger is sometimes fun. Naked oily twister IS dangerous but probably not in the way you meant. (she giggles)** I’m just concerned about your limbs.😃 \*\* > [@](#): > > Fly by night asked for volunteers? For what? I must have missed that one. \*\* He’s going to try to invent something to make semen taste like chocolate. He’s asking for volunteers. ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/708 "2003-05-01T21:27:44Z")
Yeah go ahead, post those nice legs and while your at it, a photo of you in those bike shorts…that might help me decide. Ladies? Do you agree? ---
**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/709 "2003-05-01T21:30:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by flybynight \* > \*\*There has to be something very wrong with wearing a mickey mouse hat with ears in that situation. I don’t know what, exactly, but I know there’s something. Yeah, that would just be wrong. But maybe in a good way. > > And I was going to post something self-pitying about my offer being ignored, and was even going to go so far as posting a link to pics of those nice legs I carry around with me, but I see now I just need to stock up on some alcohol 😉 > > Think I can change my name to flyboy? I kinda like that. \*\* Well, I’m good, but I don’t know if I’m good enough to keep a hat on my head. Yes, by all means post a picture of your legs. Please?😃 Ahhh, I asked for volunteers in a different thread. It was quite the ego crushing experience.☹ ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/710 "2003-05-01T21:32:56Z")
I wouldn’t take any perceived rejection from the Straight Dope board too personal… ---
**Author:** ![flybynight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@flybynight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flybynight)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/711 "2003-05-01T21:36:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > \*\*Yeah go ahead, post those nice legs and while your at it, a photo of you in those bike shorts…that might help me decide. Ladies? Do you agree? \*\* Hey, I object to this objectification of me. I’m more than just an object that you can objectify - I’m a real person too, with real feelings and everything. Gosh darnit. What do I get if I do? ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/712 "2003-05-01T21:38:17Z")
I completely apologize for reducing you to a mere sex object. It was callous and wrong of me and I sincerely apologize. (what would you want?) ---
**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/713 "2003-05-01T21:53:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > \*\*I wouldn’t take any perceived rejection from the Straight Dope board too personal… \*\* I didn’t have much of an ego to begin with. It didn’t take long to recover. ---
**Author:** ![flybynight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@flybynight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flybynight)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/714 "2003-05-01T22:04:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Branwen \* > \*\*I didn’t have much of an ego to begin with. It didn’t take long to recover. \*\* I only have an “internet ego,” I’m much more humble in person. But my “internet ego” scoffs at SDMB’s “internet rejection.” 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/715 "2003-05-01T22:12:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by flybynight \* > \*\*I only have an “internet ego,” I’m much more humble in person. But my “internet ego” scoffs at SDMB’s “internet rejection.” 😉 \*\* You’re my hero. 😉 I don’t have much of an ego online or in real life. Maybe I need to see where I can get me one of those. ---
**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/716 "2003-05-01T22:22:36Z")
Maybe I’ve found a reason why some ladies don’t want to swallow. On David Letterman last night (4/30), Sue Johansen was a guest. Sue, “considered Canada’s most recognized sex expert” is the host of talk shows on both radio and cable’s Oxygen! channel, _Talk Sex With Sue Johansen._ She says: > [@](#): > > They [some people] believe that if you swallow ejaculation, you can get pregnant. We don’t have any Dopers that stupid, do we? ---
**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/717 "2003-05-01T22:26:01Z")
## quote: ## They [some people] believe that if you swallow ejaculation, you can get pregnant. So that’s what happened to me! _giggle_ ---
**Author:** ![flybynight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@flybynight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flybynight)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/718 "2003-05-01T22:55:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > \*\*I completely apologize for reducing you to a mere sex object. It was callous and wrong of me and I sincerely apologize. > > (what would you want?) \*\* Apology accepted. I take cash, checks, credit cards - I’d consider other taking other things, but only with a valid “photo ID” 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/719 "2003-05-01T23:21:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > \*\*Only if you are good… > > You poor, poor man…guess you just never met the right kind of girl. \*\* Sugar, you have _no_ idea how good I can be! 🙂 Yeah, sucks to be me. Or, doesn’t suck…or doesn’t get sucked…ah, the hell with it. Anyway, I’m going to meet two of the right kind of women, tomorrow night. 🙂 > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Simple Dreamer_ > \*\*So who cares about a mess, right? All the more fun to clean up \*\* I think we have a new member (no pun intended, for a change) of our little club! I _like_ the way this girl thinks! 🙂 > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > \*\*baby oil + a twister game = great Friday night fun > > Danger is sometimes fun. Naked oily twister IS dangerous but probably not in the way you meant.\*\* I’m in! But, I can’t make it, this Friday. Can we do it next week? I _live_ for danger! I _laugh in the face_ of danger! No, wait; that was Maxwell Smart. Doesn’t sound dangerous, to me, as long I get to go last. 😉 > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by flybynight \* > **Think I can change my name to flyboy? I kinda like that.** WooHoo! Score one for da Bear! 😃 Yeah, if you really want to change your name, you can. I’m not sure how you go about it, but Gazelle used to be GazelleFromHell. > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Branwen_ > \*\*Ahhh, I asked for volunteers in a different thread. It was quite the ego crushing experience. \*\* You did? What thread was that in? And, what did you want people to volunteer for? > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Musicat \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > They [some people] believe that if you swallow ejaculation, you can get pregnant. > > \*\* Aargh! :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/720 "2003-05-01T23:31:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Davebear \* > \*\*You did? What thread was that in? And, what did you want people to volunteer for? \*\* I don’t remember which thread, it was for good sex, you were my lone volunteer.😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070.md?page=35) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070.md?page=37)