# Spit or Swallow? A followup poll   TMI?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [March 29, 2003, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070 "2003-03-29T20:44:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/721 "2003-05-01T23:57:06Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Davebear \*  
> I _like_ the way this girl thinks! 🙂

😃 Or should that be :o

😉

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**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/722 "2003-05-02T01:15:17Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Branwen \*  
> \*\*I don’t remember which thread, it was for good sex, you were my lone volunteer.😃 \*\*

So, when is it going to happen?

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> \*Originally posted by Branwen \*  
> \*\*😃 Or should that be :o \*\*

Oh, good! I’m _not_ the only one who sees that stupid orange thing that way. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/723 "2003-05-02T01:38:36Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Davebear \*  
> \*\*So, when is it going to happen? \*\*

Not tonight. I’m waiting for **flyboy** over in your pit thread.😃

Boy, **Davebear** that quote function really causes you some problems, doesn’t it?

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**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/724 "2003-05-02T05:21:58Z")

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Nah, it’s not the quote function. It’s the brain death.

Jilted, again. _sigh_ Maybe that field mouse is looking for someone to rebound with.

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**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/725 "2003-05-02T13:26:29Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Davebear \*  
> **Nah, it’s not the quote function. It’s the brain death.**

They say the mind is the first to go. Or is that the hearing?

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> \*\*Jilted, again. _sigh_ Maybe that field mouse is looking for someone to rebound with. \*\*

Please. I was just in the pit. You had just finished with one, were leading one away, and had another waiting in the wings. That poor me stuff ain’t gonna cut it.😃

Besides that, **flyboy** said we were “perdy”. How can any girl resist that?😃

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**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/726 "2003-05-02T14:00:57Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Branwen \*  
> \*\*I don’t remember which thread, it was for good sex, you were my lone volunteer.😃 \*\*

What a coincidence! I asked for volunteers and Davebear was MY lone volunteer. What a community spirit that guy has.

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> \*Originally posted by Davebear \*  
> \*\*Sugar, you have _no_ idea how good I can be! 🙂  
> I’m in! But, I can’t make it, this Friday. Can we do it next week?
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Well although I do love a man with confidence, I am not up for sloppy seconds. So are you going to start a new thread next week talking about menage’ a tois after your big date tonight?

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**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/727 "2003-05-02T14:03:42Z")

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> \*Originally posted by flybynight \*  
> \*\*Apology accepted.
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> I take cash, checks, credit cards - I’d consider other taking other things, but only with a valid “photo ID” 😉 \*\*

Well, I’ll send you my photo ID if you send me yours.

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**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/728 "2003-05-02T14:14:43Z")

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> \*Originally posted by mipiace \*  
> \*\*What a coincidence! I asked for volunteers and Davebear was MY lone volunteer. What a community spirit that guy has. \*\*

Is that what they’re calling it these days?

Well, I suppose. He is perfoming a service, of sorts.

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**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/729 "2003-05-02T14:19:32Z")

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Well it sounds better than man-ho.

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**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/730 "2003-05-02T14:20:51Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Branwen \*  
> **They say the mind is the first to go. Or is that the hearing?**

Sorry? Could you repeat that?

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> \*Originally posted by Branwen \*  
> **Please. I was just in the pit. You had just finished with one, were leading one away, and had another waiting in the wings. That poor me stuff ain’t gonna cut it.😃**

Well, I have to console myself, _somehow_, since I can’t get anywhere with you!

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> \*Originally posted by Branwen \*  
> \*\*Besides that, **flyboy** said we were “perdy”. How can any girl resist that?😃 \*\*

He’s such a smooth-talkin’ devil, ain’t he?

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> \*Originally posted by mipiace \*  
> \*\*What a coincidence! I asked for volunteers and Davebear was MY lone volunteer. What a community spirit that guy has. \*\*

Always happy to do my part. But, I’m happier when I can do _your_ parts. 😃

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> \*Originally posted by mipiace \*  
> \*\*Well although I do love a man with confidence, I am not up for sloppy seconds. So are you going to start a new thread next week talking about menage’ a trois after your big date tonight? \*\*

That’s the second time, this week, the phrase sloppy seconds has been used, that I’ve seen. Naturally, I was the first.

I only said I was going to ‘meet’ the ladies, not ‘meat’ them. One being **Tanookie** who, while a hottie, is very, very married. So, no, there won’t be any _menage a’ trois_ threads from me, next week. But, if you’d like to start one, I’ll be happy to come play in it. 🙂

Of course, that’s assuming that **Tanookie** can be bribed into not revealing my hideously troll-like appearance, therbey forcing me to abandon the board.

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**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/731 "2003-05-02T14:35:02Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Davebear \*  
> \*\*  
> Of course, that’s assuming that **Tanookie** can be bribed into not revealing my hideously troll-like appearance, therbey forcing me to abandon the board. \*\*

You are a troll? What a coincidence, I am an ogre.

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**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/732 "2003-05-02T15:03:35Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Davebear \*  
> **Sorry? Could you repeat that?**

Uh oh.  
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> Well, I have to console myself, _somehow_, since I can’t get anywhere with you!\*\*

You don’t need me. They’re lining up for you.  
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> He’s such a smooth-talkin’ devil, ain’t he?\*\*

Yes, he’s quite the charming fellow. Now we need to stop talking nice about him. Between this and all of us girls stroking his legs and patting his butt yesterday he’s going to get a big head.

Sounds like you and **mipiace** would make a nice couple.

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**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/733 "2003-05-02T15:12:35Z")

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Me & who? Sorry I haven’t had my coffe today and I have a short attention span

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**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/734 "2003-05-02T15:16:59Z")

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> \*Originally posted by mipiace \*  
> \*\*Me & who? Sorry I haven’t had my coffe today and I have a short attention span \*\*

You and **Davebear**. Troll and ogre. I wouldn’t say y’all would be a cute couple, but it sounds like you’d make a nice couple.

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**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/735 "2003-05-02T15:24:19Z")

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Oh got it - I’m a little slow on the uptake. Yeah just think of the wedding pictures.

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**Author:** ![flybynight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@flybynight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flybynight)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/736 "2003-05-02T15:28:26Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Branwen \*  
> **Yes, he’s quite the charming fellow. Now we need to stop talking nice about him. Between this and all of us girls stroking his legs and patting his butt yesterday he’s going to get a big head.**

Yes, stroking my legs and patting my butt generally does give me a “big head”…

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**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/737 "2003-05-02T15:33:28Z")

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> \*Originally posted by flybynight \*  
> \*\*Yes, stroking my legs and patting my butt generally does give me a “big head”… \*\*

I was wondering how long it would take. Thanks for not letting me down.  
Umm…how big?😃

**Mipiace** , there may not be any pictures. You two might break the camera.:eek: Unless you look like the girl ogre in Shrek. I thought she was cute.

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**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/738 "2003-05-02T15:59:15Z")

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Well you will have to get flybynight to fess up his leg pictures and then you can see my photo ID

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**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/739 "2003-05-02T16:09:14Z")

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I’m surprised they issue Photo ID’s in Dementia 🙂

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**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/740 "2003-05-02T16:12:44Z")

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They’ve got to have some way of sorting out the trolls from the ogres.

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