# Spit or Swallow? A followup poll TMI? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 29, 2003, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070 "2003-03-29T20:44:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 38
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/741 "2003-05-02T17:02:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > \*\*You are a troll? What a coincidence, I am an ogre. \*\* Well, unlike _some_ people, I don’t usually date outside my species, but I might make an exception for you. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Branwen and mipiace \* > \*\*B: Sounds like you and mipiace would make a nice couple. > m: Me & who? Sorry I haven’t had my coffe today and I have a short attention span > B: You and Davebear. Troll and ogre. I wouldn’t say y’all would be a cute couple, but it sounds like you’d make a nice couple. > m: Oh got it - I’m a little slow on the uptake. Yeah just think of the wedding pictures. > \*\* _deep sigh_ _Women!_ Huh? What? Did she say the W word? :eek: _bolts from the pub like a furry streak_ > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > \*\*Well you will have to get flybynight to fess up his leg pictures and then you can see my photo ID \*\* Flyboy! Dude, I’ll _pay_ you to get those pics up, if you share her ID pic with me! > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tanookie \* > \*\*I’m surprised they issue Photo ID’s in Dementia \*\* Sure. The only hard part is getting the inhabitants to stop twitching long enough to take the picture. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/742 "2003-05-02T18:57:30Z")
You cut me NO slack do you troll-boy? ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/743 "2003-05-02T20:27:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > \*\*You cut me NO slack do you troll-boy? \*\* Ah, but ogres are bigger than troll, so I can’t afford to. If I let up for a second, you’d eat me. I guess then we’d at least be back on topic. Sort of. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/744 "2003-05-02T20:31:05Z")
Yeah but would I spit you out or swallow you? ---
**Author:** ![flybynight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@flybynight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flybynight)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/745 "2003-05-02T20:40:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Branwen \* > \*\*Umm…how big?😃 \*\* Wouldn’t y’all like to know 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/746 "2003-05-02T20:58:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by flybynight \* > \*\*Wouldn’t y’all like to know 😉 \*\* 😃 It was worth a shot. Can’t blame a girl for trying.😉 ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/747 "2003-05-02T21:06:40Z")
Nah, you can’t let him get off that easy. First he tells us what great legs he’s got then he declines to comment on his package. Think he’s BSing us? Maybe he isn’t a 20 something, maybe he is REALLY 70 years old and 400 lbs posing as a 20 something just to catch our interest…huh? I think he needs to step into the light and prove he’s not a phony, don’t you? Yeah bud, send us that picture, and while you are at it, make sure you are wearing those bike shorts!!! Inquiring minds want to know! ---
**Author:** ![flybynight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@flybynight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flybynight)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/748 "2003-05-02T22:05:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > \*\*Nah, you can’t let him get off that easy. First he tells us what great legs he’s got then he declines to comment on his package. Think he’s BSing us? > > Maybe he isn’t a 20 something, maybe he is REALLY 70 years old and 400 lbs posing as a 20 something just to catch our interest…huh? I think he needs to step into the light and prove he’s not a phony, don’t you? Yeah bud, send us that picture, and while you are at it, make sure you are wearing those bike shorts!!! Inquiring minds want to know! \*\* Hmm… interesting theory. Should I disprove it, or keep you guys wondering? It’s kind of fun this way… Well, I did look around the 'net to see if I could find anything. The only picture of me with my bike gear on is a shot in a race when I was 19 (there used to be a lot more pictures of me in races, but I couldn’t find them - 😕). It doesn’t really show any of the three things you guys want to see though, so I think I’ll just say that, yeah… I’m 70 and 400 pounds 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/749 "2003-05-02T22:18:49Z")
Awww, yer still cute. For a 70 year old 400 pound guy.😃 ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/750 "2003-05-02T23:20:58Z")
I’ve been amused and intrigued by this thread but haven’t found occasion to contribute – until now, when I realized that it required a reference to [this article](http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/t/m/tmp201/newsarticle2.jpg), which **Billy Meade** linked to over in MPSIMS. “Dear, remember how you told me you were wishing you could lose a little more weight? Well, read this…” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/751 "2003-05-02T23:53:19Z")
Don’t mind me, I’m just posting here because I was amazed at seeing **Poly** as the last poster in a felatio thread. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/752 "2003-05-03T00:00:15Z")
It’s like a vortex that just sucks people in. ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/753 "2003-05-03T00:18:25Z")
Wow! Make the guy happy and the girl lose wieght? Awesome! ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/754 "2003-05-03T03:35:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Polycarp \* > \*\*I’ve been amused and intrigued by this thread but haven’t found occasion to contribute – until now, when I realized that it required a reference to [this article](http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/t/m/tmp201/newsarticle2.jpg), which **Billy Meade** linked to over in MPSIMS. > > “Dear, remember how you told me you were wishing you could lose a little more weight? Well, read this…” 😃 \*\* Ahahaha! I LOVE it! If only it were true! It would be the news event of the millenia! 😃 Gotta love it when a thread on oral sex can even drag a saint into the discussion. 😉 Thank you. Kind words from one of the most respected members of the board are deeply appreciated. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Coldfire \* > \*\*Don’t mind me, I’m just posting here because I was amazed at seeing Poly as the last poster in a felatio thread. 😃 \*\* Well, whatever the reason, you’re always welcome here. 🙂 What a night! **Polycarp** and **Coldfire** post in my thread, I gave chills to an angel, and I attended my first Dopefest. What more could a man ask? Well, maybe one night with **miapiace** , I guess. Better make that a week. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Simple Dreamer \* > \*\*Wow! Make the guy happy and the girl lose weight? Awesome! \*\* Sorry, sweetie. It’s a whoosh (joke). ---
**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/755 "2003-05-03T05:00:12Z")
**Davebear** , you have to tell us about the Doperfest. ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/756 "2003-05-03T05:11:59Z")
I posted a short review in the Boston Min-Dope thread. ---
**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/757 "2003-05-03T05:18:13Z")
_Gasp_! You mean I have to venture out of IMHO? Oh boy, that’s a big step. I’m not sure if I’m ready for that yet.😃 Sounds like you had a good time. ---
**Author:** ![Honeydew\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e19b73/32.png) [@Honeydew\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honeydew_1)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 10:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/758 "2003-05-03T10:08:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Branwen \* > **Now we need to stop talking nice about him. Between this and all of us girls stroking his legs and patting his butt yesterday he’s going to get a big head.** Which one - top or bottom? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Honeydew\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e19b73/32.png) [@Honeydew\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honeydew_1)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 10:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/759 "2003-05-03T10:12:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Polycarp \* > **I’ve been amused and intrigued by this thread but haven’t found occasion to contribute – until now, when I realized that it required a reference to [this article](http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/t/m/tmp201/newsarticle2.jpg), which Billy Meade linked to over in MPSIMS.** Well, now I gotta do cos its good for me and not just cos I luvvvvvv it 😃 Its purely for medicinal purposes only of course 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/760 "2003-05-03T22:41:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Branwen \* > \*\*_Gasp_! You mean I have to venture out of IMHO? Oh boy, that’s a big step. I’m not sure if I’m ready for that yet.😃 > > Sounds like you had a good time. \*\* Hey, I happen to know you’ve been playing the Pit, so don’t try to play innocent with ME. We could play Naked Twister, though! 😃 Yeah, it was fun. I was hoping some of the party animals would show up, though. Guess they had better parties to attend. Oh, well. So, where are all the troll jokes? Is Tanookie’s email not working? 😉 > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Branwen \* > \*\*Its purely for medicinal purposes only of course \*\* Well, o’course it 'tis! A fine, upstanding Irish lass, like yourself would ne’er do such a t’ing, odderwise. It’s harder to write a brogue than it is to speak with one. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070.md?page=37) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070.md?page=39)