# Spit or Swallow? A followup poll TMI? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 29, 2003, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070 "2003-03-29T20:44:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 42
**Author:** ![Honeydew\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e19b73/32.png) [@Honeydew\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honeydew_1)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/821 "2003-05-07T11:40:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by //\etalhea|) \* > **…we were talking about ejaculating chocolate or honey or whatever instead of sperm (** Honey :eek: 😛 - well I guess someone else described me a sticky substance elsewhere lol… ---
**Author:** ![Tiram](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@Tiram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiram)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/822 "2003-05-07T12:31:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Davebear \* > And, I have to ask. Whence comes the “knuckles” quote in your sig? Great quote, BTW. He-he, it’s a WAY out of context quote from the book “Light Fantastic” in the Discworld series by Terry Pratchett. ---
**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/823 "2003-05-07T12:59:21Z")
Ok metalhead… now all I can see is some guy with the soda hose from the restaurant I used to work at eons ago for a penis and he’s spewing technicolor everywhere like he wants to paint the walls. Nice visual to start the morning! Oh and cupless sounds so much cooler than it is. The comfort level on that is nil (at least for me) ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/824 "2003-05-07T13:38:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tiram \* > \*\*He-he, it’s a WAY out of context quote from the book “Light Fantastic” in the Discworld series by Terry Pratchett. \*\* D’oh! I knew it sounded familiar! I LOVE those books! 🙂 > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tanookie \* > **Ok metalhead… now all I can see is some guy with the soda hose from the restaurant I used to work at eons ago for a penis and he’s spewing technicolor everywhere like he wants to paint the walls. Nice visual to start the morning!** Bahahahaha! 😃 > [@](#): > > **Oh and cupless sounds so much cooler than it is. The comfort level on that is nil (at least for me)** That’s kind of what I thought, but I guess it depends on the design and the lady’s boobage. But, it still sounds, and looks, cool. ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/825 "2003-05-07T13:46:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by //\etalhea|) \* > \*\* > > This afternoon, the: > > -black > -leather > -cupless > -corset > > - with buckle-on g-string (not a strapon, chill) > -and matching, seam-in-the-back stockings > > arrived, just in time for the //\etallibabe to wear them for me this weekend. There will be swallowing involved. > > It’s good to be me (this week, at least) > > Oh…HEY LIZARD -------\> \*_BUMP_ \*\* Are you inviting the Spit & Swallow crowd? OR just bragging? If we can’t participate, the least you could do would be to let us watch. ---
**Author:** ![flybynight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@flybynight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flybynight)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/826 "2003-05-07T15:37:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by //\etalhea|) \* > **One comment I’d like to make, a couple pages back when we were talking about ejaculating chocolate or honey or whatever instead of sperm (I’m too lazy to find a quote)…I wish I could do cool-aid. That way I could rotate amongst like 100 different flavors, and get some really wicked colors for a nice visual effect. Especially like that technicolor blueberry they have!** I think I’ll make a refillable, removable, dishwasher-safe resevoir for my device. That way, each and every person can ejaculate whatever they damn well please. You want Kool-Aid, you got it! You want Slim Fast, hey, we do that too! ---
**Author:** ![Honeydew\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e19b73/32.png) [@Honeydew\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honeydew_1)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/827 "2003-05-07T15:47:21Z")
Hey **Flyboy** not seen ya round… like your idea though 😉 Chocolate milk too??? ---
**Author:** ![\_etalhea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/779978/32.png) [@\_etalhea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_etalhea)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/828 "2003-05-07T15:47:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tanookie \* > \*\*Oh and cupless sounds so much cooler than it is. The comfort level on that is nil (at least for me) \*\* You know, you’re right. Every time she wears something cupless, I get this uncomfortable tight feeling in my pants. I usually end up just having to take the damn things off due to the swelling. You’ve got my curiosity up, care to elaborate on your experiences? ---
**Author:** ![\_etalhea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/779978/32.png) [@\_etalhea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_etalhea)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/829 "2003-05-07T15:50:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Davebear \* > \*\* LOL! Actually, Lizard may not be as bad as he appeared, from that one post. He may actually be an all right guy. I’m not sure, yet, though. I may feel differently, depending on if/how he responded to me in a couple other threads. > \*\* Yeah, from what I’ve seen, **Lizard** is cool, I think he just didn’t get enough caffeine that day. I was just yankin’ his chain. ---
**Author:** ![\_etalhea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/779978/32.png) [@\_etalhea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_etalhea)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/830 "2003-05-07T15:57:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > \*\*Are you inviting the Spit & Swallow crowd? OR just bragging? If we can’t participate, the least you could do would be to let us watch. \*\* **Mia** , if you can make it here by Saturday afternoon (the festivities get under way about 1:30 pm), you’re more than welcome, and bring friends. I set up some extra chairs in the bedroom, and maybe get one of those cheese trays. Dave, can you serve drinks? Cool. If anyone has any of those score-card flip-thingys, please bring them, I’d appreciate the feedback. “oooh, and a nice dismount by //\etalhea|), and a 9.9 from the Russian judge!!!” (the //\etallibabe is gonna be sooooo surprised) ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/831 "2003-05-07T16:09:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by //\etalhea|) \* > \*\*Dave, can you serve drinks? Cool. \*\* How about if I just bring the booze, and people serve themselves. I wouldn’t want to miss the show. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/832 "2003-05-07T16:14:26Z")
You may want to consult the metallibabe as her performance may be hindered by an unexpected audience 😉 Unless she likes those kinds of surprises… Yeah hubby likes cupless too… we’ve compromised a bit over the years and I get a lot of see through stuff. I’d love to find a place after the baby’s born and I can wear all my real clothes again to get something custom made. Nothing I have bought properly accomodates both my breasts and the rest of my body. And it is not like I’m that well endowed… sheesh! And don’t get me started on half cups! Every flipping time I pick something up I fall right out of the stupid things. That was a big clue I was pregnant this time too… couldn’t mash myself into the brand new D cup bra I had bought ☹ Yeah yeah sounds great for you guys … woo woo watch the chick lose her breasts … just think of it this way… know how you spend all that time “rearranging” well putting the chest back in it’s packaging is about that much fun. ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/833 "2003-05-07T16:21:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by //\etalhea|) \* > \*\ ***Mia** , if you can make it here by Saturday afternoon (the festivities get under way about 1:30 pm), you’re more than welcome, and bring friends. I set up some extra chairs in the bedroom, and maybe get one of those cheese trays. Dave, can you serve drinks? Cool. > > If anyone has any of those score-card flip-thingys, please bring them, I’d appreciate the feedback. > > “oooh, and a nice dismount by //\etalhea|), and a 9.9 from the Russian judge!!!” > > (the //\etallibabe is gonna be sooooo surprised) \*\* Okay - I’ll book my flight now since my naked twister tournament for this week has been cancelled due to a pulled groin muscle. Oh and I will bring the score cards… ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/834 "2003-05-07T16:50:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tanookie \* > \*\*Yeah yeah sounds great for you guys … woo woo watch the chick lose her breasts … just think of it this way… know how you spend all that time “rearranging” well putting the chest back in it’s packaging is about that much fun. \*\* Well, it _could_ be more fun. You just have to let us help. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/835 "2003-05-07T17:11:14Z")
Um… I have a “helper.” I do believe it was his fine assistance in this matter that resulted in said pregnancy. He’s also good for popping them out on me at inopportune times… Not that I mind the attention necessarily… it is merely a timing issue. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![\_etalhea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/779978/32.png) [@\_etalhea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_etalhea)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/836 "2003-05-07T17:14:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tanookie \* > \*\*You may want to consult the metallibabe as her performance may be hindered by an unexpected audience 😉 > > Unless she likes those kinds of surprises… > \*\* Yeah, on second thought, she might not take that so well. “But honey, they’re dopers!” How 'bout if I just tape it for ya? She likes that. > [@](#): > > \*\*Yeah hubby likes cupless too… we’ve compromised a bit over the years and I get a lot of see through stuff. I’d love to find a place after the baby’s born and I can wear all my real clothes again to get something custom made. Nothing I have bought properly accomodates both my breasts and the rest of my body. And it is not like I’m that well endowed… sheesh! \*\* I’d give you some links, but that’d probably get me in trouble. I actually got the corset from a custom-made lingere place. Expensive, but worth it. E-mail me if you want the link. The M’babe kinda likes cupless and half-cup stuff, she even requests it. But then again, hers are artificially firm, so maybe they don’t have the same problems as real ones (I prefer real ones, just for the record). > [@](#): > > \*\* > And don’t get me started on half cups! Every flipping time I pick something up I fall right out of the stupid things. That was a big clue I was pregnant this time too… couldn’t mash myself into the brand new D cup bra I had bought ☹ \*\* ummm, if it flips out, I say let it stay out. I think Dave’ll back me up on this point. After all, the whole point is to get them out of there sooner or later. I say go with the flow. > [@](#): > > \*\*Yeah yeah sounds great for you guys … woo woo watch the chick lose her breasts … just think of it this way… know how you spend all that time “rearranging” well putting the chest back in it’s packaging is about that much fun. \*\* Yeah, it really is great. I love being a guy. ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/837 "2003-05-07T17:48:10Z")
Oh I see, so now I have been dis-invited. I guess i will just have to find some other debaucherous activity to fill my weekend. ---
**Author:** ![\_etalhea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/779978/32.png) [@\_etalhea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_etalhea)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/838 "2003-05-07T18:27:44Z")
Well be sure and tape it, so we can see! ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/839 "2003-05-07T18:49:44Z")
I’ll simulcast in real time ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/840 "2003-05-08T00:59:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by //\etalhea|) \* > **How 'bout if I just tape it for ya? She likes that.** Sounds to me like you’ll be needing a camerman, to capture all that action. Can I volunteer? > [@](#): > > \*\*ummm, if it flips out, I say let it stay out. I think Dave’ll back me up on this point. After all, the whole point is to get them out of there sooner or later. I say go with the flow. \*\* Nope. Not backin’ ya’ up, on this one. I wanna be in front! 🙂 > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mipiace \* > \*\*I’ll simulcast in real time \*\* Wow! What a busy weekend. What time is that gonna be on? I have to make sure I record it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070.md?page=41) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070.md?page=43)