# Spit or Swallow? A followup poll   TMI?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [March 29, 2003, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070 "2003-03-29T20:44:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![\_etalhea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/779978/32.png) [@\_etalhea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_etalhea)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/841 "2003-05-08T01:03:08Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Davebear \*  
> \*\*Sounds to me like you’ll be needing a camerman, to capture all that action. Can I volunteer?  
> \*\*

OK, how about you stand in the corner with a lampshade on your head until I get her to the point where she won’t notice, then you break out the a/v equipment?

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**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/842 "2003-05-08T01:33:02Z")

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> \*Originally posted by //\etalhea|) \*  
> \*\*OK, how about you stand in the corner with a lampshade on your head until I get her to the point where she won’t notice, then you break out the a/v equipment? \*\*

I don’t usually wear a lampshade until sometime toward the end of the party, but I guess I could make an exception, in this case.

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**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2003, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/843 "2003-05-10T13:36:47Z")

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Well, it’s gone dead, again. Time for Last Call?

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**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2003, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/844 "2003-05-10T15:24:54Z")

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"Well the women the women tear their blouses off.  
And the men they dance on the polka dots.  
And it’s partner found and partner lost  
But it’s hell to pay when the fiddler stops.

It’s Closing Time…

I swear it happened just like this  
a sigh,cry, a hungry kiss  
The Gates of Love they budged an inch  
I can’t say much has happend since…

…but Closing Time…"  
Of course feel free to prove me and Leonard Cohen wrong. I don’t see wh this shouldn’t be the longest thread in the history of SDMB.

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**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2003, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/845 "2003-05-10T15:45:52Z")

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Well if we are going to make this the longest thread in the history of the SDMB… we need to get to work! Wasn’t that “a” thread like 100 pages before they closed it?

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**Author:** ![Honeydew\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e19b73/32.png) [@Honeydew\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honeydew_1)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2003, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/846 "2003-05-10T17:03:27Z")

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Well I just went out a bought a bottle of Baileys today and am gonna drink it tonight (ok perhaps not the whole bottle) - **Dave** you might get another pissed email lol…

So … on topic … my answer is swallow - the Baileys I mean guys… sheesh, people will think this is a flirt thread or something :D:p

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**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2003, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/847 "2003-05-10T18:33:15Z")

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> \*Originally posted by betenoir \*  
> \*\*Of course feel free to prove me and Leonard Cohen wrong. I don’t see why this shouldn’t be the longest thread in the history of SDMB. \*\*

Wouldn’t _that_ frost people’s cupcakes! 😃

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> \*Originally posted by tanookie \*  
> \*\*Well if we are going to make this the longest thread in the history of the SDMB… we need to get to work! Wasn’t that “a” thread like 100 pages before they closed it? \*\*

Yoiks! Yeah…looooong way to go! I wonder if that thread got more reads than this one, though. What was it? Something like 13,300+ reads, but only 800+ posts? Maybe it’s the decor. Do you think if I redecorated, people would start coming in for a drink? Or, a spit?

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> \*Originally posted by Honeydew \*  
> \*\*Well I just went out a bought a bottle of Baileys today and am gonna drink it tonight (ok perhaps not the whole bottle) - Dave you might get another pissed email lol… \*\*

No problem. Just don’t go picking any fights, okay? I know how you drunken Irish get. 😉

I probably won’t get to read it until tomorrow, though.

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> \*\*So … on topic … my answer is swallow - the Baileys I mean guys… sheesh, people will think this is a flirt thread or something \*\*

_scribbles furiously in his notebook_ So, you swallow Bailey’s Irish Cream, eh? Hmmm…now, that I think of it, so do I! :eek: But, I prefer to think of it as coming from Bailey on _WRKP in Cincinnatti_.

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**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2003, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/848 "2003-05-10T22:02:59Z")

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MMmmm…Bailey’s Irish Quarters…mmmm…

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**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2003, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/849 "2003-05-10T22:18:42Z")

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Mmmm, Bailey’s. Did you get the Butterscotch Schnapps, too, **Honeydew**?

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**Author:** ![Honeydew\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e19b73/32.png) [@Honeydew\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honeydew_1)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2003, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/850 "2003-05-10T23:22:27Z")

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Nope **Branwen** , I did see it in the shop and thought about getting it but though hell… its not a special occassion. I’ve just decided I will for my bday though 😃 … treat myself 😛

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**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2003, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/851 "2003-05-11T02:23:59Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Musicat \*  
> \*\*MMmmm…Bailey’s Irish Quarters…mmmm… \*\*

I suppose,if I really knew anything about bartending, I’d know what you were talking about. What is that?

**Honeydew** , when is your birthday? Soon?

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**Author:** ![Honeydew\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e19b73/32.png) [@Honeydew\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honeydew_1)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2003, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/852 "2003-05-11T13:39:56Z")

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Its 1 September… I tend not to spend too much on myself and something like that, I need a reason to buy. The two bottles would have cost something like $30 or so which seemed a little expensive to me. So it’ll be my bday treat instead…

So start saving now **Mr Bear** 😛

**Musicat** I never heard of Baileys Quarters either… what are they???

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**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2003, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/853 "2003-05-11T15:09:44Z")

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The character on WKRP was Bailey Quarters. Not Irish, I don’t think, but I was making a mixed pun/joke on **Davebear’s** lusting after Miss Quarters, AKA Bailey. I, too, found her [hind?]-quarters delectable.

Got it? A joke’s not nearly as funny when you dissect it! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Honeydew\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e19b73/32.png) [@Honeydew\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honeydew_1)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2003, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/854 "2003-05-11T16:31:25Z")

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Oops sorry we didn’t/don’t get that programme here so I didn’t get it … sowwy ☹

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**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2003, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/855 "2003-05-11T17:09:38Z")

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No problem, **Honeydew:** [WKRP in Cincinatti](http://www.tvvideos.com/wkrpincincinatti.html)

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**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2003, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/856 "2003-05-11T17:56:22Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Honeydew \*  
> \*\*So start saving now **Mr Bear** 😛 \*\*

No problem! I’ll fax you a case of champagne! 😛

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> \*Originally posted by Musicat \*  
> **The character on WKRP was Bailey Quarters. Not Irish, I don’t think, but I was making a mixed pun/joke on Davebear’s lusting after Miss Quarters, AKA Bailey. I, too, found her [hind?]-quarters delectable.**

:smack: D’oh! Sorry, dude. I have a one-track mind, but the train isn’t always on the track people expect it to be on. I couldn’t have told you Bailey’s last name for all the tea in China. Of course, I don’t drink tea, so that’s not much motivation. 😉

And, Amen! on that backside! Are you another guy who preferred Bailey to Jennifer? (It _was_ Jennifer, wasn’t it? I haven’t actually seen the show in years.)

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> \*\*Got it? A joke’s not nearly as funny when you dissect it! 🙂 \*\*

No, but it’s funnier when people get it, than when they just go, “Huh?”. 😃

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**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2003, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/857 "2003-05-11T21:21:23Z")

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Did someone say my name?

Oh damn, I hate having such a common name. Say “Jennifer” in a crowded room and at least one girl will say “Yes?”. 😃

**Musicat** , did y’all get storms there last night?

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**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2003, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/858 "2003-05-12T10:51:00Z")

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Could be worse, **Branwen**. Call out “Dave?” in a crowded room and you’ll get three responses. 🙂

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**Author:** ![\_etalhea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/779978/32.png) [@\_etalhea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_etalhea)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2003, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/859 "2003-05-12T13:12:39Z")

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> \*Originally posted by //\etalhea|) \*  
> \*\*This afternoon, the:
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> -black  
> -leather  
> -cupless  
> -corset
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> - with buckle-on g-string (not a strapon, chill)  
> -and matching, seam-in-the-back stockings
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> arrived, just in time for the //\etallibabe to wear them for me this weekend. There will be swallowing involved.
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> It’s good to be me (this week, at least)  
> \*\*

Just to follow up, anyone know a good way to get cumstains off of black leather?

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**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2003, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spit-or-swallow-a-followup-poll-tmi/165070/860 "2003-05-12T13:14:50Z")

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You didn’t treat it first with that waterproofing stuff?!?!?!

🙂

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