# Split\_p\_j trolling and political swipes in Cafe Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/split-p-j-trolling-and-political-swipes-in-cafe-thread/1007667>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 24, 2024, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/split-p-j-trolling-and-political-swipes-in-cafe-thread/1007667 "2024-09-24T16:07:26Z")\
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**Author:** ![split\_p\_j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e19b73/32.png) [@split\_p\_j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/split_p_j)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2024, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/split-p-j-trolling-and-political-swipes-in-cafe-thread/1007667/1 "2024-09-24T16:07:26Z")

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I think this board is missing the bigger picture, as usual. Only 75 posts on a huge story that touches everything. We are talking about Beyonce, whose music Harris used in the rally at the hanger, or that the Obama’s had as guests, she could possibly go down due to her connection with Jay-Z who is deeply connected to puffy. Trump praised puffy in video from the Apprentice TV show.

This is the October disruption.

And before anyone starts accusing me of being a conspiracy theorist, I’ll remind you that I can link to video of people calling out puff daddy for this from 8 years ago and longer.

Many pop icons are in big trouble here, from Orpha to J-Lo and you can be sure that is just scratching the surface.

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**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2024, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/split-p-j-trolling-and-political-swipes-in-cafe-thread/1007667/2 "2024-09-24T16:10:45Z")

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> [@split\_p\_j](#):
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> Only 75 posts on a huge story that touches everything

It doesn’t seem like a huge story to me. Other than his arrest, I haven’t heard anything about Mr. Puff Daddy in years. What did Beyonce do? How would that matter?

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**Author:** ![split\_p\_j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e19b73/32.png) [@split\_p\_j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/split_p_j)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2024, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/split-p-j-trolling-and-political-swipes-in-cafe-thread/1007667/3 "2024-09-24T16:12:47Z")

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Jay-Z her husband was deep with puffy. They damn sure knew what was going on. Jay-Z is done, they almost certainly have him on tape, that puffy made himself.

J-lo was involved with in a shooting with puffy in I think 1997, maybe 1999. She lied to protect puffy.

It’s all going to come out. I know you don’t see it but I have a video for that too.

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**Author:** ![split\_p\_j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e19b73/32.png) [@split\_p\_j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/split_p_j)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2024, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/split-p-j-trolling-and-political-swipes-in-cafe-thread/1007667/4 "2024-09-24T16:20:18Z")

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[From Bieber to J.Lo to Oprah to Barry: Diddy’s Collapse Poses A Clear Threat to Everyone](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aI6XFm6G1mE&t=127s)

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**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2024, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/split-p-j-trolling-and-political-swipes-in-cafe-thread/1007667/5 "2024-09-24T16:20:23Z")

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> [@split\_p\_j](#):
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> It’s all going to come out.

You seem to imply that there will be political implications from all this. That’s the part I’m missing.

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**Author:** ![Jasmine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jasmine/32/2964_2.png) [@Jasmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasmine)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2024, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/split-p-j-trolling-and-political-swipes-in-cafe-thread/1007667/6 "2024-09-24T16:21:05Z")

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> [@Puff Daddy Arrested for Sex Trafficking](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/puff-daddy-arrested-for-sex-trafficking/1007416/1):
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> But he’s now looking at years in prison

Good! I hope he rots there.

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**Author:** ![split\_p\_j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e19b73/32.png) [@split\_p\_j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/split_p_j)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2024, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/split-p-j-trolling-and-political-swipes-in-cafe-thread/1007667/7 "2024-09-24T16:27:31Z")

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He was in the Obama’s circle, they had him at the White House I believe. The mayor of NY city just gave the guy the key to the city, and as I said Trump is on video praising him. Harris was basically using Beyonce as an endorsement just a month ago.

So yea, there will be some political implications.

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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2024, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/split-p-j-trolling-and-political-swipes-in-cafe-thread/1007667/8 "2024-09-24T16:31:27Z")

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What political implications? That Harris likes Beyonce, who may (according to internet conspiracy theorists) or may not have had any knowledge of bad things Puff did (much less had anything to do with them), seems wildly unlikely to have any impact on her support, especially since (as you mention) Trump seems just as close, if not closer, to Puff himself.

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**Author:** ![split\_p\_j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e19b73/32.png) [@split\_p\_j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/split_p_j)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2024, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/split-p-j-trolling-and-political-swipes-in-cafe-thread/1007667/9 "2024-09-24T16:33:23Z")

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The only real question is who is on the tapes. We can take an educated guess on that by the silence.

The rats are all trying to be quite hoping they can disappear into the cracks.

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**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2024, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/split-p-j-trolling-and-political-swipes-in-cafe-thread/1007667/10 "2024-09-24T16:33:41Z")

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> [@split\_p\_j](#):
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> It’s all going to come out.

Just like it did for Epstein, right?

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**Author:** ![split\_p\_j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e19b73/32.png) [@split\_p\_j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/split_p_j)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2024, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/split-p-j-trolling-and-political-swipes-in-cafe-thread/1007667/11 "2024-09-24T16:34:26Z")

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People have known about puffy for like 25 years.

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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2024, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/split-p-j-trolling-and-political-swipes-in-cafe-thread/1007667/12 "2024-09-24T16:34:29Z")

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So take some “educated guesses”, then.

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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2024, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/split-p-j-trolling-and-political-swipes-in-cafe-thread/1007667/13 "2024-09-24T16:35:24Z")

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> [@split\_p\_j](#):
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> People have known about puffy for like 25 years.

“People” have known about Bill Cosby for that long or longer. That’s probably about as convincing to you as your vague statements about Puff are to me.

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**Author:** ![split\_p\_j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e19b73/32.png) [@split\_p\_j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/split_p_j)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2024, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/split-p-j-trolling-and-political-swipes-in-cafe-thread/1007667/14 "2024-09-24T16:36:21Z")

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Well Puffy may not get killed like Epstein, it depends on what the target is. He may get killed, but he has everything on tape so that could save him.

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2024, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/split-p-j-trolling-and-political-swipes-in-cafe-thread/1007667/15 "2024-09-24T16:50:28Z")

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> [@split\_p\_j](#):
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> This is the October disruption.

The only disruption happening here is another one of your weird brain’s synaptic burps.

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**Author:** ![kitap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b9e5f3/32.png) [@kitap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kitap)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2024, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/split-p-j-trolling-and-political-swipes-in-cafe-thread/1007667/16 "2024-09-24T16:53:12Z")

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If I am understanding correctly he had big, above board parties and then separate sex parties.

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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2024, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/split-p-j-trolling-and-political-swipes-in-cafe-thread/1007667/17 "2024-09-24T16:53:58Z")

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Maybe Puffy was smart and gave his tapes to the aliens. Epstein was dumb enough to keep them on Earth.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2024, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/split-p-j-trolling-and-political-swipes-in-cafe-thread/1007667/18 "2024-09-24T17:11:22Z")

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Once you buy the Reactionary Wacko Traitor nonsense that “Hollywood” and “The Democrat Party” are the same thing, then clearly any scandal affecting the entertainment biz must eviscerate the D party.

It simply stands to reason. /s

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2024, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/split-p-j-trolling-and-political-swipes-in-cafe-thread/1007667/19 "2024-09-24T17:20:56Z")

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2024, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/split-p-j-trolling-and-political-swipes-in-cafe-thread/1007667/20 "2024-09-24T20:57:59Z")

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In Split\_p\_j’s world, Jimmy Carter’s reputation was forever trashed by Rosalynn’s photo with John Gacy.

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