# Splitters

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/splitters/51776
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [January 25, 2001, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/splitters/51776 "2001-01-25T21:43:17Z")
**Posts on this page:** 4
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### Author: ![The\_Thief](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cab0a1/32.png) [@The\_Thief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Thief)
#### Post date: [January 25, 2001, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/splitters/51776/1 "2001-01-25T21:43:17Z")

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I’ve had my share of embarrassing splitters. Most of the time it will happen when i’m at a party or when I’m at work, never at home it seems.

If you don’t know what i’m talking about I’ll explain.

**splitter** - A male occurence when semen dries inside the male penis head, creating a dual stream of urine where the split stream immediately makes contact with your pant leg and crotch area…not to be confused with the tri-splitter which can be a serious condition caused by extreme masturbation and general unhygenic habits.

So ladies, us men do have our problems too. _sniff_

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### Author: ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)
#### Post date: [January 26, 2001, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/splitters/51776/2 "2001-01-26T00:02:16Z")

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Oh god. Another reason I’m profoundly glad I was born a girl. Sure there’s the menstruatin thing, but that can’t be as bad as this. Or getting your penis stuck in the zipper of your pants, a la There’s Something About Mary.

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### Author: ![jeyen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a4c791/32.png) [@jeyen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jeyen)
#### Post date: [January 26, 2001, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/splitters/51776/3 "2001-01-26T00:32:17Z")

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Hi, **Thief**.

A friend of mine has a funner name for it:

Split pee

Makes me laugh every time.

Enjoy!

Jeyen

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### Author: ![JimmyNipples](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/eb9ed0/32.png) [@JimmyNipples](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimmyNipples)
#### Post date: [January 26, 2001, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/splitters/51776/4 "2001-01-26T01:20:01Z")

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Dried seman?  
I get splitters when I jam a pen in my pee hole.  
It’s very painful, but atleast it stings.