# Spock & Billbo. Very disturbing.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spock-billbo-very-disturbing/123429>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 11, 2002, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spock-billbo-very-disturbing/123429 "2002-08-11T20:12:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2002, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spock-billbo-very-disturbing/123429/1 "2002-08-11T20:12:27Z")

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I really don’t know what to say.

But [this](http://www.tolkiencollector.com/bbaggins.mov) just ain’t right. :eek:

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**Author:** ![kittenblue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ba8739/32.png) [@kittenblue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kittenblue)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2002, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spock-billbo-very-disturbing/123429/2 "2002-08-11T20:28:11Z")

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That is disturbing on so many levels.

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**Author:** ![peasea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bc79bd/32.png) [@peasea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peasea)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2002, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spock-billbo-very-disturbing/123429/3 "2002-08-11T21:17:39Z")

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Thanks, **beagledave** , I think my head just exploded.

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**Author:** ![zev\_steinhardt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/97f17d/32.png) [@zev\_steinhardt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zev_steinhardt)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2002, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spock-billbo-very-disturbing/123429/4 "2002-08-11T21:23:45Z")

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I’ve heard this one before. It’s on one of my Dr. Demento collections. Never saw the video before.

Zev Steinhardt

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**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2002, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spock-billbo-very-disturbing/123429/5 "2002-08-11T23:44:30Z")

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A couple of thoughts:

1.) If they were to stop running the current crop of anti-drug ads and replace it with Leonard Nimoy saying, “Doing drugs makes things like this seem like a good idea.” followed by this video, the drug problem in the US would evaporate overnight.

2.) A couple of those chicks were hot, but I don’t think that I’d have been able to do 'em, knowing where they’ve been.

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2002, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spock-billbo-very-disturbing/123429/6 "2002-08-12T00:30:08Z")

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I hate you, **beagledave**

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2002, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spock-billbo-very-disturbing/123429/7 "2002-08-12T00:35:13Z")

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Aaah. To wear shrink-to-fit white jeans again.

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**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2002, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spock-billbo-very-disturbing/123429/8 "2002-08-12T00:40:03Z")

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Spock and [Billdo??](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=4204)

I didn’t know Billdo swung that way…

oh, Billbo. Sorry…:smack:

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**Author:** ![Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/50afbb/32.png) [@Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duck_Duck_Goose)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2002, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spock-billbo-very-disturbing/123429/9 "2002-08-12T01:03:22Z")

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OMG. Three out of five members of the Goose family are currently ROFL.

Bonzo says, “Hey, that’s a camp song!” I said, “What?”

He said, “Somebody got up at church camp last year and sang that.” Poor Nimoy–his alternate career as a rocker, reduced to “somebody sang that at camp last year”.

I see that it was a hit single in 1968. OMG.  
[http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Set/1931/2-sides.html](http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Set/1931/2-sides.html)

Thank you, Dave, for a most worthy addition to the “Mom’s WEIRD Stuff” Favorites folder.

Note to other people with slow computers: It’s a Quicktime movie, which took FOREVER to load completely on my computer, one dribble at a time–but it was WORTH IT.

**Oh** yes. And sing along.

I said, everybody SING!!

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**Author:** ![butter\_pie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aca169/32.png) [@butter\_pie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/butter_pie)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2002, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spock-billbo-very-disturbing/123429/10 "2002-08-12T01:19:02Z")

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

I have a version of the video, but it’s only about ten seconds long and at the end there’s a big record that says ‘FRODO LIVES’.

You are truly my hero and this is only marginally better than my William Shatner mp3 of Mr. Tambourine Man!

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**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2002, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spock-billbo-very-disturbing/123429/11 "2002-08-12T01:25:20Z")

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Say **jin** have you heard Shatner’s rendition of “Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds” or Nimoy’s “Proud Mary”? “Bilbo” here doesn’t do Nimoy’s singing voice justice at all! 😉

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**Author:** ![Muad\_Dib](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/35a633/32.png) [@Muad\_Dib](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muad_Dib)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2002, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spock-billbo-very-disturbing/123429/12 "2002-08-12T01:32:17Z")

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Reason #235 why I hate the 60’s and 70’s.

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**Author:** ![TVGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/82dd89/32.png) [@TVGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVGuy)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2002, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spock-billbo-very-disturbing/123429/13 "2002-08-12T01:32:57Z")

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I think Mr. Nimoy must have received some bad career advice in his early years. He did a LOT of “music” in the 60’s. Who can ever forget “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star” from _Mr. Spock’s Music from Outer Space_ - why do _ **I** _ know this song you may ask? Well, because I have an aunt who actually OWNED THE ALBUM - and played it endlessly!

Have a look at [this fan link](http://www.missioncreep.com/tilt/nimoy.html) and [this official fan site link](http://www.nimoy.com/disc.html) for more about his musical wanderings. The scary thing about that second link there is that you can clearly see that he didn’t stop singing on records (before going over to spoken word) for YEARS!

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**Author:** ![Rockford](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ac8455/32.png) [@Rockford](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rockford)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2002, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spock-billbo-very-disturbing/123429/14 "2002-08-12T01:58:00Z")

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I shouldn’t have kept watching after the first ten seconds…  
isn’t there a rule about linking to disturbing web sites? 🙂

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**Author:** ![butter\_pie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aca169/32.png) [@butter\_pie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/butter_pie)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2002, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spock-billbo-very-disturbing/123429/15 "2002-08-12T02:04:04Z")

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Yeah, I also have Lucy, and Nimoy singing “If I had a Hammer,” and him and Mr. Shatner singing “Put a little love in your heart.” I have some other stuff by them too but I’m too lazy to look in the directory to see exactly what it is.

The church of Shatner, or something like that (do a Google search) has a video of him doing “Rocketman.” It is truly _classic_.

I also have some songs by Brent Spiner (Data from TNG), who actually is a very good singer.

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**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2002, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spock-billbo-very-disturbing/123429/16 "2002-08-12T02:15:21Z")

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**jin** , I want you to know that when I looked at your post _this_caught my eye

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> jinwicked  
> Member
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> Registered:  
> Jun 2001  
> Location: Houston, TX  
> Posts: **666**

And I’ve found the site you mentioned it’s [The First Church of Shatnerology](http://www.shatnerology.com/). I’ve found God ( 😉 ), and he wears a toupee, thank you **jin** , from the bottom of my heart.

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**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2002, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spock-billbo-very-disturbing/123429/17 "2002-08-12T02:33:02Z")

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> \*Originally posted by jinwicked \*  
> I have a version of the video, but it’s only about ten seconds long and at the end there’s a big record that says ‘FRODO LIVES’.

I got that version, too, from the same site a few months ago. I’ve wanted to see the whole version since then.

Dancers with Spock (elf?) ears doing the frug! Priceless! ROFLMAO!

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**Author:** ![Lissla\_Lissar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@Lissla\_Lissar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissla_Lissar)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2002, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spock-billbo-very-disturbing/123429/18 "2002-08-12T04:27:34Z")

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I actually hyperventilated. Quick! How do I save this so I can burn it onto cd and torment my friends?

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**Author:** ![mblackwell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5fc32e/32.png) [@mblackwell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mblackwell)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2002, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spock-billbo-very-disturbing/123429/19 "2002-08-12T04:40:57Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Lissla Lissar \*  
> \*\*I actually hyperventilated. Quick! How do I save this so I can burn it onto cd and torment my friends? \*\*

Right-click on the link and choose “Save Target/Link as” , or just search your c: drive for \*.mov.

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**Author:** ![Joe\_Cool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecb155/32.png) [@Joe\_Cool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joe_Cool)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2002, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spock-billbo-very-disturbing/123429/20 "2002-08-12T04:42:46Z")

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Ok, I feel obligated to come to Nimoy’s defense here. He’s really not a bad singer. He has a good voice, just a very dated song selection.

🦆

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