# Spoiler me(GoT)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoiler-me-got/960060>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** tv-shows-scripted, hbomax-wb-dc\
**Created:** [February 24, 2022, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoiler-me-got/960060 "2022-02-24T16:48:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 14\
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**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2022, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoiler-me-got/960060/1 "2022-02-24T16:48:40Z")

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I’ve been watching Game of Thrones since June. Only on Season 6, last few episodes. Tired of waiting. Tell me what all happens. Thank you.🏰

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**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2022, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoiler-me-got/960060/2 "2022-02-24T16:57:46Z")

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Arya saves the world by killing the Ice King.  
Danerys burns Kings Landing to ashes.  
John Snow kills Danerys.  
Brandon becomes King of the World.  
The Imp survives.  
Varys dies.  
The Kingslayer and Cersei die hand-in-hand.  
Other than that, not much.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2022, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoiler-me-got/960060/3 "2022-02-24T17:12:01Z")

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[This thread](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-the-hate-for-the-game-of-thrones-finale-spoilers-within/854540/42) I started when I got to the finale way after the fact might be good reading.

[It includes this very funny but also accurate video.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAhKOV3nImQ)

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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2022, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoiler-me-got/960060/4 "2022-02-24T19:42:02Z")

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> [@beowulff](#):
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> Arya saves the world by killing the Ice King.  
> Danerys burns Kings Landing to ashes.  
> John Snow kills Danerys.  
> Brandon becomes King of the World.  
> The Imp survives.  
> Varys dies.  
> The Kingslayer and Cersei die hand-in-hand.  
> Other than that, not much.

Also the Hound and the Mountain fight each other pointlessly while the city burns around them and they both die. Brienne survives. Sansa becomes Queen in the North. Stannis dies (I think at the end of season 6). Gendry is legitimized and inherits House Baratheon.

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2022, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoiler-me-got/960060/5 "2022-02-24T20:02:13Z")

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Jon Snow is a Targaryen, not Ned’s biological son.

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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2022, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoiler-me-got/960060/6 "2022-02-24T20:04:38Z")

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To be specific, he is Ned’s nephew, and Daenerys’ nephew, by Ned’s sister Lyanna and Dany’s brother Rhaegar (both died before or very shortly after Jon’s birth).

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**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2022, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoiler-me-got/960060/7 "2022-02-24T22:04:57Z")

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Thanks. What of Hodor, Theon, and Queen Marjorie ?

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2022, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoiler-me-got/960060/8 "2022-02-24T22:07:52Z")

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Hodor dies in the best death scene of the whole show. We learn that his name meant “Hold the door!”, which he heard through time as a child and caused his disability.

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/6BNDJd7S0Pc/maxresdefault.jpg "Game of Thrones S06E05 - Hodor Death Scene") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BNDJd7S0Pc)

Queen Marjorie is blown up inside one of the towers. Cercei blows up their entire reserve of that Greek-fire like substance.

Theon dies just before Arya kills the Night King. He defends Bran from him and his bad guys.

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**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2022, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoiler-me-got/960060/9 "2022-02-25T00:23:55Z")

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Oh, and- Olenna Tyrell poisoned Joffrey.

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**Author:** ![flurb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/51bf81/32.png) [@flurb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flurb)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2022, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoiler-me-got/960060/10 "2022-02-25T01:39:34Z")

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> [@iiandyiiii](#):
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> Gendry is legitimized and inherits House Baratheon.

And BRONN becomes Lord of Highgarden.

There’s . . . there’s a lot to take in.

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**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2022, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoiler-me-got/960060/11 "2022-02-25T01:43:05Z")

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I forgot about Sam.?

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2022, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoiler-me-got/960060/12 "2022-02-25T01:44:35Z")

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Jon Snow is stupid. No, stupider than that. Waaaay stupider than that.

Dany is no better.

Brienne and Arya get laid.

Air Superiority is better than having a bigger army.

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**Author:** ![flurb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/51bf81/32.png) [@flurb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flurb)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2022, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoiler-me-got/960060/13 "2022-02-25T01:49:20Z")

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> [@SuntanLotion](#):
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> I forgot about Sam.?

Grand Maester. Having spent maaaybe a couple months in training at the Citadel?

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**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2022, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoiler-me-got/960060/14 "2022-02-25T01:49:46Z")

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By the same guy? Or maybe there was a threesome?😄
