# Spoilers and The Game of Thrones

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers-and-the-game-of-thrones/623220>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 27, 2012, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers-and-the-game-of-thrones/623220 "2012-05-27T03:03:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers-and-the-game-of-thrones/623220/102 "2012-05-31T07:39:43Z")

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There was a study at U.C. San Diego in 2011 that implied spoilers might actually _raise_ enjoyment of a story. [One of many reports on it.](http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2011/08/spoilers-dont-spoil-anything/)

Sorry… I should have let you read it yourself before giving you the results of the test, shouldn’t I?

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers-and-the-game-of-thrones/623220/103 "2012-05-31T11:22:14Z")

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> [@Kobal2](#):
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> It doesn’t matter how old a story is.  
> To many people, today is still going to be their first exposure to it, just as today is the day someone, somewhere, will hear of the Bible for the first time. And it’s still going to be a dick thing to go out of your way to tell them that Jesus dies in the end and Judas did it.

C’mon, I was reading that.

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**Author:** ![Beastly\_Rotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/45deac/32.png) [@Beastly\_Rotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beastly_Rotter)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers-and-the-game-of-thrones/623220/104 "2012-05-31T11:34:26Z")

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> [@Kobal2](#):
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> It doesn’t matter how old a story is. To many people, today is still going to be their first exposure to it, just as today is the day someone, somewhere, will hear of the Bible for the first time. And it’s still going to be a dick thing to go out of your way to tell them that Jesus dies in the end and Judas did it. .

He comes back, though.

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**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers-and-the-game-of-thrones/623220/105 "2012-05-31T11:37:40Z")

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Damn, I’m sorry guys, I got carried away. Mods, can you please add spoiler tags to my previous post ?

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**Author:** ![lorene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@lorene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorene)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers-and-the-game-of-thrones/623220/106 "2012-05-31T15:12:29Z")

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> [@Beastly\_Rotter](#):
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> He comes back, though.

Or DOES he…? \<dramatic music\>

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**Author:** ![MaxTheVool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MaxTheVool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MaxTheVool)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers-and-the-game-of-thrones/623220/107 "2012-05-31T17:08:17Z")

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> [@Steophan](#):
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> Are we going to have all this crap about “spoilers” in between the two Hobbit films, in case someone who supposedly loves it enough to watch it and discuss it can’t be bothered to read the books?

So when the first hobbit movie comes out, you’ll go into threads discussing it and say “hmm, I wonder how they’ll film the scene where Bilbo turns out to be Gandalf’s son” (but an actual spoiler) without any warning whatsoever? And you don’t see how that’s a dick thing to do?

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**Author:** ![Steophan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steophan/32/9595_2.png) [@Steophan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steophan)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers-and-the-game-of-thrones/623220/108 "2012-05-31T17:37:12Z")

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> [@MaxTheVool](#):
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> So when the first hobbit movie comes out, you’ll go into threads discussing it and say “hmm, I wonder how they’ll film the scene where Bilbo turns out to be Gandalf’s son” (but an actual spoiler) without any warning whatsoever? And you don’t see how that’s a dick thing to do?

No. I shall just continue to sit in (mostly) silent judgement on the people who whinge about it.

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**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers-and-the-game-of-thrones/623220/109 "2012-05-31T18:36:02Z")

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> [@Kobal2](#):
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> It doesn’t matter how old a story is.  
> To many people, today is still going to be their first exposure to it, just as today is the day someone, somewhere, will hear of the Bible for the first time. And it’s still going to be a dick thing to go out of your way to tell them that Jesus dies in the end and Judas did it.

The what? Bible? And you say Judas killed Jesus? Well thanks, I’ll never read that now! :mad:

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers-and-the-game-of-thrones/623220/110 "2012-05-31T20:10:51Z")

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Ratted him out. Dropped a drachma on him.

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**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2012, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers-and-the-game-of-thrones/623220/111 "2012-06-01T21:00:57Z")

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(um, guys, reassure me, y’all did realize I was being funny about the Bible thing, right ? You did realize that. Please tell me you get it when people are widely exaggerating for comedic effect. Apparently some need subtitles for the hard-of-grokking with the joke, I dunno.)

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**Author:** ![voltaire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voltaire/32/313_2.png) [@voltaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voltaire)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2012, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers-and-the-game-of-thrones/623220/112 "2012-06-01T21:48:42Z")

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I was hoping you were, but no, it wasn’t immediately clear. No need for subtitles, just throw a smiley or a “j/k” in there next time.

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**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2012, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers-and-the-game-of-thrones/623220/113 "2012-06-02T11:15:54Z")

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Smileys are the subtitle. Hate over-using them. Not only did I think the example was absurd enough on its face that I assumed the joke was self-evident, I deliberately omitted a smiley because in my mind it would have been mildly insulting to the reader.

And I get it \*now \*- the rational, analytical part of me knows that I don’t particularly stand out from the crowd of Dopers, and the Internet has no shortage of herp, and the post was ambiguous in a vacuum. Nevertheless, the wildly inflated ego part of me is kinda hurt that not only Someone, but multiple Someones would believe I wasn’t being facetious, even for a minute. Four years of diligent posting, and y’all still think I’m derpy enough that I could seriously think anyone in the English-speaking world could not know what’s up in the Bible, or that anyone would ever read it as entertainment or on its narrative merits ? I know I’m not the sharpest bulb in the deck of cards but come on. Come the fuck _on_. Pretty please ?

I know it shouldn’t bother me, but for some reason it still does a little. People are WRONG about ME on the INTERNET !!!  
Oh well. I’ll be getting over myself, shall I ?

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