# \*\*\* Spoilers \*\*\* **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [November 11, 2003, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575 "2003-11-11T07:46:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/1 "2003-11-11T07:46:43Z")
It’s a sled. It’s a friggin’ sled! ---
**Author:** ![Chavardz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/91b2a8/32.png) [@Chavardz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chavardz)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/2 "2003-11-11T07:55:48Z")
It’s the gimp, he’s Keyser Soze ---
**Author:** ![Muad\_Dib](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/35a633/32.png) [@Muad\_Dib](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muad_Dib)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/3 "2003-11-11T08:07:44Z")
I know it’s a bit of a joke, but I would appreciate it if you made the posts like this: **The Empire Strikes Back** He’s Lukes father. ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 8:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/4 "2003-11-11T08:34:08Z")
Gollum destroys the ring and Aragorn becomes King. ---
**Author:** ![Tusculan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecd19e/32.png) [@Tusculan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tusculan)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 8:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/5 "2003-11-11T08:34:56Z")
**Muad’Dib** : re your spoiler: Who are you refering to? ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/6 "2003-11-11T13:42:42Z")
Bruce Willis’ character is one of the “dead people” too! ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/7 "2003-11-11T14:17:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tusculan \* > \*\ ***Muad’Dib** : re your spoiler: > > Who are you refering to? \*\* Darth Vader(who is really Anakin Skywalker) ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/8 "2003-11-11T14:23:38Z")
We win! ---
**Author:** ![troub](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troub/32/14802_2.png) [@troub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/troub)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/9 "2003-11-11T14:40:23Z")
People! It’s peeeoppplle!!! ---
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Cheatem\_Undhow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/13edae/32.png) [@Dewey\_Cheatem\_Undhow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Cheatem_Undhow)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/10 "2003-11-11T15:15:55Z")
“You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you all! Damn you all to hell” Or, as the Simpsons musical parody put it: “Oh my God! I was wrong! It was Earth, all along! You’ve finally made a monkey, yes, you’ve finally made a monkey out of meeeeeee!” ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/11 "2003-11-11T15:22:36Z")
Spock dies! ---
**Author:** ![Skammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skammer/32/143_2.png) [@Skammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skammer)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/12 "2003-11-11T15:24:29Z")
The brunette chick is really a _dude_! ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/13 "2003-11-11T15:42:31Z")
He died, but three days later they couldn’t find his body when they went for it! ---
**Author:** ![Chicago\_Faucet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chicago_faucet/32/13910_2.png) [@Chicago\_Faucet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chicago_Faucet)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/14 "2003-11-11T16:11:38Z")
The Maltese Falcon was a fake. ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/15 "2003-11-11T17:22:51Z")
Nicole Kidman & her kids were really the ghosts the whole time ( at least that’s what my wife told me ). ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/16 "2003-11-11T17:41:10Z")
It was all just a dream. ---
**Author:** ![Ximenean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/aca169/32.png) [@Ximenean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ximenean)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/17 "2003-11-11T17:43:45Z")
It sinks. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/18 "2003-11-11T18:33:34Z")
A giant asterroid his blown up before it crashes into the earth. ---
**Author:** ![Phlosphr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@Phlosphr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phlosphr)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/19 "2003-11-11T18:36:20Z")
Don’t … forget … to … drink … your … Ovaltine! ---
**Author:** ![Chavardz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/91b2a8/32.png) [@Chavardz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chavardz)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/20 "2003-11-11T18:38:28Z")
Tyler Durden is the Narrator’s alter ego. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575.md?page=2)