# \*\*\* Spoilers \*\*\* **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [November 11, 2003, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575 "2003-11-11T07:46:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Speaker_for_the_Dead)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/21 "2003-11-11T18:42:36Z")
He _is_ the Kwisatz Haderach! ---
**Author:** ![bughunter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aeb1de/32.png) [@bughunter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bughunter)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/22 "2003-11-11T18:54:39Z")
He saw himself get shot at the airport when he was a boy! ---
**Author:** ![Chavardz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/91b2a8/32.png) [@Chavardz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chavardz)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/23 "2003-11-11T19:05:30Z")
Great one BugHunter Sammy Jankis didn’t kill his wife, Lenny did, he’s a psycho killer. ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/24 "2003-11-11T19:38:34Z")
They’re all the different “identities” of a psychotic mass murderer with multiple-personality disorder. Just when you think he’s cured–IT WAS THE LITTLE BOY PERSONALITY ALL ALONG AND HE’S NOT DEAD!!! ---
**Author:** ![deb2world](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7cd45c/32.png) [@deb2world](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deb2world)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/25 "2003-11-11T19:51:29Z")
He leaves her with the parting line of “Frankly my dear I don’t give a damn” ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/26 "2003-11-11T19:56:41Z")
It turns out that he himself was the man the devil hired him to track down. ---
**Author:** ![Kaf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/fbc32d/32.png) [@Kaf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaf)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/27 "2003-11-11T20:03:16Z")
It wasn’t a video game, it was the real thing! ---
**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/28 "2003-11-11T20:18:07Z")
He was married all along - and keeps his horribly mentally deranged wife locked away upstairs in the mansion! ---
**Author:** ![moriah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b2d939/32.png) [@moriah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moriah)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/29 "2003-11-11T20:42:03Z")
Huh. Even though they seemed like they’d never get along – you know, with all that bickering in rapid fire one-liners – and each having their own perfectly acceptable love interest, they fall in love with each other, dump their S.O.s, and hook up in the end and live happily ever after, though, you wonder if they really will, since their personalities clash so much and they’ve both just demonstrated how faithless they are in the way they left their S.O.s at a drop of a hot for someone so not right for them which makes you want to stop rooting for them and start loathing them for the feckless annoyances that they are. ---
**Author:** ![Chavardz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/91b2a8/32.png) [@Chavardz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chavardz)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/30 "2003-11-11T20:42:03Z")
Damn Tangent, I haven’t seen the movie but I can figure out wich one it was from your spoiler. Guess it’s been spoiled for me. Such is the life of a poster in the spoilers thread. How about, She’s an ogre too, and they live happily ever after. (Like we didn’t see it coming) ---
**Author:** ![moriah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b2d939/32.png) [@moriah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moriah)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/31 "2003-11-11T20:48:26Z")
The West was won. ---
**Author:** ![ArrMatey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/arrmatey/32/3522_2.png) [@ArrMatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArrMatey)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/32 "2003-11-11T20:49:25Z")
Okay, got 'em all except **Kaf** and **moriah** , although I assume the latter may be just a standard cliche film? How about: He’s about to walk away, but the villain gets up again and he shoots him! ---
**Author:** ![Chavardz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/91b2a8/32.png) [@Chavardz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chavardz)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/33 "2003-11-11T20:59:02Z")
Moraih, that covers a lot of grond, I can think of at least three movies off the bat, and I’m sure there are many more ---
**Author:** ![Kaf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/fbc32d/32.png) [@Kaf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaf)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/34 "2003-11-11T21:01:38Z")
I’m just poking fun at **Speaker** , I’m sure he got it. 🙂 My all-time favorite is: The old lady was the alien! ---
**Author:** ![Chavardz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/91b2a8/32.png) [@Chavardz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chavardz)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/35 "2003-11-11T21:03:43Z")
ArrMatey! From the rules to surviving Halloween: “If you think the psychotic killer is dead, don’t turn your back or attempt to investigate, instead give hime a face full shotgun blast.” Oh, and it’s ground, not grond. ---
**Author:** ![moriah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b2d939/32.png) [@moriah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moriah)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/36 "2003-11-11T21:08:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Chavardz \* > \*\*Moriah, that covers a lot of ground, I can think of at least three movies off the bat, and I’m sure there are many more \*\* # Yes, it was a dig at every romantic comedy. They destroyed the monster attacking the city. ---
**Author:** ![SolGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@SolGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolGrundy)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/37 "2003-11-11T21:10:40Z")
Ilsa leaves Rick to join her husband in the Resistance! There are two killers: the girls’ boyfriends! The wife is the one who’s presumed innocent, but she’s not! She did it! With a hammer! ---
**Author:** ![Chavardz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/91b2a8/32.png) [@Chavardz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chavardz)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/38 "2003-11-11T21:15:25Z")
Can I play too Moriah? And so, the kid everyone thought was never going to amount to anything because he was blind/small/gimp/stupid/etc. becomes a hero. A variant to this is the kid gets to be in major american hisorical events. ---
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/39 "2003-11-11T21:19:35Z")
It was Barney all along. He disguised himself in order to steal Fred’s Cocoa Pebbles. ---
**Author:** ![Darkhold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/90db22/32.png) [@Darkhold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkhold)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/40 "2003-11-11T21:30:24Z")
the head vampire isn’t the teenaged ‘leader’ of the gang but mom’s boyfriend! It’s really just a big experiment and you’re on a city floating in space. It’s really the brother! And he’s killed far more then his ‘evil’ brother. His face won’t show up on your security camera’s either. Aliens dissolve in water. And the kids asthma saves his life. It’s all just a dream with the tall man…or was it??? Saving Mars thing wasn’t all a dream…or was it!!! That enough? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575.md?page=3)