# \*\*\* Spoilers \*\*\* **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [November 11, 2003, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575 "2003-11-11T07:46:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Chavardz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/91b2a8/32.png) [@Chavardz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chavardz)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/41 "2003-11-11T21:41:31Z")
The big rabbit was just guiding him so he could restore the time-space continium, he dies like he should. The head Alien is the sweet southern girl you’d never think was evil. ---
**Author:** ![Another\_Stranger\_Me](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dfb087/32.png) [@Another\_Stranger\_Me](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Another_Stranger_Me)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/42 "2003-11-11T22:42:48Z")
Humans are batteries for advanced AI machines. This is the 6th version of the Matrix. And if we are not just doing movies… They were in the holodeck the whole time. (“Computer, end Moriarty program”) BTW, **Kaf** , I got yours , as you could probably guess by my dopername also. Wonder if they’ll ever make a movie out of that. ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/43 "2003-11-11T22:49:25Z")
Mills is “Wrath” ---
**Author:** ![jennorCOTG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ce73a5/32.png) [@jennorCOTG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jennorCOTG)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/44 "2003-11-11T22:59:38Z")
“Thats the cup of a carpenter”. ---
**Author:** ![Lisa-go-Blind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Lisa-go-Blind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lisa-go-Blind)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/45 "2003-11-11T23:34:01Z")
He gets her in the end. Variation: He gets her in the end, then decides that he’d rather be with his “plain” best friend. ---
**Author:** ![bughunter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aeb1de/32.png) [@bughunter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bughunter)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/46 "2003-11-11T23:42:03Z")
Earth is saved when it is discovered that Slim Whitman’s _Indian Love Call_ makes their heads explode! ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/47 "2003-11-11T23:50:16Z")
It was the friend who died in the fire. **She** ’s still alive! It’s the guy with the limp. ---
**Author:** ![bughunter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aeb1de/32.png) [@bughunter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bughunter)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/48 "2003-11-11T23:55:52Z")
Rachael has an indefinite life-span. Or does she? ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/49 "2003-11-12T00:02:41Z")
Kirk is not really dead! ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/50 "2003-11-12T00:05:03Z")
> [@](#): > > Ilsa leaves Rick to join her husband in the Resistance! Do Not! ---
**Author:** ![deb2world](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7cd45c/32.png) [@deb2world](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deb2world)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/51 "2003-11-12T00:20:49Z")
Mom dies in the fire, Dad encourages him. [Children the world over cry] ---
**Author:** ![Chavardz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/91b2a8/32.png) [@Chavardz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chavardz)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/52 "2003-11-12T00:26:36Z")
He doesn’t work on a top secret army project, he’s crazy and imagines all his friends. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/53 "2003-11-12T00:28:01Z")
The Chief smothers him with a pillow. The aliens send her back with no evidence, because humans aren’t quite ready yet. There’s not just one killer. It really _is_ a wonderful life. ---
**Author:** ![amarinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@amarinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amarinth)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/54 "2003-11-12T00:32:21Z")
I’m going to feel dumb in a second, but I can’t place **Johnny Q** ’s. And I think I should be able to do so. ---
**Author:** ![buckgully](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb9ed0/32.png) [@buckgully](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buckgully)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/55 "2003-11-12T01:10:30Z")
The dog gets rabies and the kid has to shoot him. ---
**Author:** ![Laughing\_Lagomorph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Laughing\_Lagomorph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Laughing_Lagomorph)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/56 "2003-11-12T01:18:50Z")
Daniel-san wins the competition with an injured leg using the “crane” move he’d learned earlier. The Watership rabbits sic a large dog on the Efrafan rabbits, killing and scattering them. **Johnny Q** ’s is _Angel Heart_. ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/57 "2003-11-12T01:21:26Z")
He’s making a woman-suit! and He was only _pretending_ to have a split-personality, to beat the murder rap. ---
**Author:** ![Laughing\_Lagomorph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Laughing\_Lagomorph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Laughing_Lagomorph)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/58 "2003-11-12T01:25:37Z")
The tanker truck was filled with sand, not fuel. ---
**Author:** ![bughunter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aeb1de/32.png) [@bughunter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bughunter)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/59 "2003-11-12T01:36:54Z")
The chief of police is the ex-Dolphins placekicker, and she’s hiding a surprise! ---
**Author:** ![Jello](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f05b48/32.png) [@Jello](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jello)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/60 "2003-11-12T01:48:01Z")
We threw out a ringer for a ringer, man. And I guess that’s your accomplice there in theah woodchippar. She comes back, but becomes catatonic, and he realizes he was better off with lasagna. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575.md?page=4)