# \*\*\* Spoilers \*\*\* **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [November 11, 2003, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575 "2003-11-11T07:46:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![bughunter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aeb1de/32.png) [@bughunter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bughunter)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/61 "2003-11-12T01:49:16Z")
The Earth government orders all the forest ships to self destruct, but Dewey and Louie continue to tend their forest forever. ---
**Author:** ![Chavardz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/91b2a8/32.png) [@Chavardz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chavardz)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/62 "2003-11-12T01:51:21Z")
Joey does not get Rachel in the very end. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/63 "2003-11-12T01:53:39Z")
This one is a bit recent, so I’ll spoiler-box it: They _ **did** _ quarantine the island ---
**Author:** ![Chavardz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/91b2a8/32.png) [@Chavardz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chavardz)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/64 "2003-11-12T01:57:33Z")
It’s them, they’re the ones doing everything, the Sphere gave them the power ---
**Author:** ![moriah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b2d939/32.png) [@moriah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moriah)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/65 "2003-11-12T02:12:35Z")
The stranded, stumpy alien goes home. ---
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/66 "2003-11-12T02:15:51Z")
The ghost was just some guy in a disguise. He almost got away with it, too… ---
**Author:** ![moriah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b2d939/32.png) [@moriah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moriah)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/67 "2003-11-12T02:38:53Z")
In his hasty escape, his magic backfires, and the children wind up with his lucky charms. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/68 "2003-11-12T03:13:01Z")
If she clicks the ruby slippers together 3 times, she can go home. He rises again after 3 days and saves mankind from sin. They’re hiding in a valley in Colorado. Scott Peterson did it. So did OJ. ---
**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/69 "2003-11-12T03:28:01Z")
**"It’s a cookbook !!! "** ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/70 "2003-11-12T04:27:37Z")
He gets killed by the whale. She jerks the football back just before he can kick it. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/71 "2003-11-12T04:35:29Z")
They all did it. ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/72 "2003-11-12T05:06:20Z")
The box contains his wife’s severed head! ---
**Author:** ![Badtz\_Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@Badtz\_Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badtz_Maru)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/73 "2003-11-12T05:13:01Z")
Jesus resurrects the lesbian vampires, then hooks up with Gloria Oddbottom. ---
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/74 "2003-11-12T05:59:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by John Mace \* > \*\*She jerks the football back just before he can kick it. \*\* Rats. I was about to say that. Curse you, Red Baron! ---
**Author:** ![Chavardz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/91b2a8/32.png) [@Chavardz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chavardz)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/75 "2003-11-12T07:32:06Z")
Great one wolf meister. Th silliy rabbit’s plan is foiled and he doesn’t get to eat his delicious fruit-flavored cereal. (since we’re doing cereal ads) ---
**Author:** ![A\_wizard\_song\_for\_thee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/46a35a/32.png) [@A\_wizard\_song\_for\_thee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A_wizard_song_for_thee)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/76 "2003-11-12T07:52:55Z")
(I think I’m the first one to post this, but I can’t believe it): The butler did it! He finds Nemo. He orders his brother’s death. MacDuff was “untimely ripp’d from [his] mother’s womb.” The Question is “What do you get when you multiply six by nine?” It’s not a bang, it’s a whimper. ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/77 "2003-11-12T11:20:46Z")
The uberbitch burns up the final piece of evidence with her lighter and drives off to freedom. ---
**Author:** ![Laughing\_Lagomorph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Laughing\_Lagomorph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Laughing_Lagomorph)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/78 "2003-11-12T11:48:46Z")
The Ark is last seen being packed into an anonymous crate in a vast US government warehouse. Oh, in case someone really doesn’t know _Return of the King_: Eowyn disguises herself as a man and ends up killing the Witch King ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/79 "2003-11-12T11:49:05Z")
The tanker truck was filled with water, not gasoline. The boys are allowed to live, his wife goes under house arrest again. The older sister did all she could to find the younger one, and NOBODY appreciated or even acknowledged her. ---
**Author:** ![moriah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b2d939/32.png) [@moriah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moriah)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/80 "2003-11-12T14:43:50Z")
He was dead all along. He was dead all along. He becomes a cosmic space fetus. He sells his watch to buy her a comb; she sells her hair to buy him a watch chain. He sells out his bad boy image and cleans up his act to become a nice guy for her; she sells her dignity to become a tramp for him. The movie ending is interrupted by a homocide investigation. He kills himself after inviting the evil spirit to take him. The common cold killed 'em. The movies:Sixth Sense; Jacob’s Ladder; 2001: A Space Odyssey; Gift of the Magi; Grease; Monty Python and the Holy Grail; The Exorcist; War of the Worlds [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575.md?page=5)