# \*\*\* Spoilers \*\*\* **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [November 11, 2003, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575 "2003-11-11T07:46:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Redsland](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9de0a6/32.png) [@Redsland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Redsland)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/81 "2003-11-12T14:54:48Z")
It wasn’t a sick, senseless murder. She killed herself and he taped it. Kenny dies. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/82 "2003-11-12T15:20:33Z")
He was beheaded. He is invited into the family’s dinner after giving the gift of a sole bullet to his partner’s daughter. His house is rebuilt. He gets his $70,000 back and drives off with the hooker. He regains his memory. The dyke is holding, but starting to leak. Braveheart, Lethal Weapon, Patroit,Payback, Conspiracy Theory. The River. The home team loses to the NHL All Star, but are winners. He dies. Mystery, Alaska. Gladiator. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/83 "2003-11-12T15:24:13Z")
The dog swallowed a 65k diamond goes to the man who lost big time in a fixed boxing match where the gypsy boxer fixed the fix and the bad guy. God I love that movie Hero gets the girl and they walk merrily off into a busy, happy, park in Sydney. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/84 "2003-11-12T15:27:46Z")
He gets on the train at the end of the school year to go back to his Mean Aunt and Uncles. He Gets on the train at the end of the school year to go back to his mean aunt and uncles. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/85 "2003-11-12T15:29:22Z")
She goes off with her just rescued husband. He doesn’t get the girl. Proof of Life ---
**Author:** ![beajerry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@beajerry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beajerry)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/86 "2003-11-12T15:40:29Z")
Slim bullrides the nuclear missle to the target, waving his cowboy hat in the air, yelling “Yeeeee Haaaaa!” The cafe owner lifts his hat to reveal a third eye and tells the man with the three arms that his kind have already invaded Earth. He has to pick up each and every last Tribble. ---
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/87 "2003-11-12T16:27:15Z")
The shoe fits. ---
**Author:** ![Chavardz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/91b2a8/32.png) [@Chavardz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chavardz)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/88 "2003-11-12T17:15:24Z")
The glove doesn’t ---
**Author:** ![jennorCOTG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ce73a5/32.png) [@jennorCOTG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jennorCOTG)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/89 "2003-11-12T17:28:30Z")
quiltguy154 - no, Im sure the tanker WAS filled with sand. Shirley Ujest - Snatch Rocks…but… Sting keeps his pub but you never know if they sell the guns. Steven Segal and Mel Gibson have always won…(insert film) Jet Li lost to Mel, but wins most the other times…(insert film) Sylvester Stallone and Bruce Willis once LOST…as did Harrison Ford. (insert specific films) Michael Keaton wins it HANDS DOWN, but, be honest, Val Kilmer and George Clooney lost it… but according to the farside…the elephant did it ---
**Author:** ![PalJuicy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a8b319/32.png) [@PalJuicy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PalJuicy)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/90 "2003-11-12T17:51:02Z")
It’s really Norman, not Norman’s mother. ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/91 "2003-11-12T20:20:14Z")
He gets cured and enjoys Beethoven once again. ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/92 "2003-11-12T20:26:12Z")
He screws the warden over big time, escapes to Zihuatanejo, and is joined by his friend. ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/93 "2003-11-12T20:49:39Z")
The screenplay the character is trying to write is really the screenplay for the movie you’re watching–about himself trying to write a screenplay. But that’s too abstract, so he resorts to a cliche Hollywood ending. ---
**Author:** ![Kaf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/fbc32d/32.png) [@Kaf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaf)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/94 "2003-11-12T21:28:33Z")
He flies without the feather. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/95 "2003-11-12T21:59:44Z")
Fred’s plan backfires. He and Barney wind up in big trouble with their wives. ---
**Author:** ![Redsland](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9de0a6/32.png) [@Redsland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Redsland)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/96 "2003-11-12T22:00:44Z")
The guy who’s looking for the spy who everyone thought might actually **be** the spy until he eventually cleared his name, was the spy. ---
**Author:** ![Chavardz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/91b2a8/32.png) [@Chavardz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chavardz)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/97 "2003-11-12T22:35:33Z")
He cures her of lesbianism. Cause you know, it’s wrong and besides, what gay woman wouldn’t go straight for Ben? ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/98 "2003-11-12T22:47:22Z")
He comes out of the vault, and everybody is dead, but it’s okay because now he can read in peace, but then he breaks his glasses. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/99 "2003-11-13T00:48:29Z")
Rosebud is a sled! ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/100 "2003-11-13T00:55:29Z")
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