# \*\*\* Spoilers \*\*\* **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [November 11, 2003, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575 "2003-11-11T07:46:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/101 "2003-11-13T00:56:49Z")
He doesn’t find the goddamn bicyle, either. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/102 "2003-11-13T01:06:33Z")
She’s her sister… She’s her daughter… She’s her sister… She’s her daughter… She’s her sister AND her daughter!! She and her father…they… but forget it all, Jake cuz’ after all… ---
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/103 "2003-11-13T01:14:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lord Ashtar \* > \*\*Rosebud is a sled! \*\* Dude, you’re a bit late. How else do you think this thread got started? ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/104 "2003-11-13T04:27:32Z")
The neighbors **are** witches, and the baby **is** the Devil’s child. They go to Bolivia and get killed there. The tunnel is too short, but they do escape, although some are eventually caught. When she’s having the baby, he rapes her sister-- and then she **really** goes crazy. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/105 "2003-11-13T14:57:00Z")
I’m just having too much fun with thread. Can’t believe no one did these: He phones home and gets rescued. He steals all the Christmas presents, but then gives them back. ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/106 "2003-11-13T18:26:16Z")
The suicidal wife of the shipping magnate wasn’t really being posessed of a distant and long dead relative, but was really an impostor designed to throw him off the trail so the real wife could be murdered, but it turns out that she is living in a boarding house pretending to be someone else and when he tries to turn her into the fake dead wife she was originally impersnating it turns out that she was really the one that he thought was the dead wife and she jumps off the building but it doesn’t matter cause he’s been dead the whole time anyway and the film is a visual metaphor for his death. ---
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/107 "2003-11-13T18:31:37Z")
Batman wins. Clearly, he was prepared. ---
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/108 "2003-11-13T20:09:20Z")
The first mate screws everything up and they don’t get off the island. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/109 "2003-11-13T20:39:48Z")
The Legion of Doom’s scheme is thwarted; Gleek the monkey does something ridiculous and the Super Friends enjoy a hearty, banal laugh. Lucy and Ethel’s zany scheme to get into Rikki’s show ends in a hilarious fiasco. Rikki yells at Lucy in spanish, Lucy bawls. Leatherface/Michael/Jason/Freddie turns out not to have died in the big “finale.” Janet Leigh gets stabbed to death in the shower. Jack Torrence freezes to death while Wendy & Danny escape; a photo from a 4th of July party in the 1920s shows that - inexplicably - Jack was at the Overlook way back then. Michael Douglas and Kathleen Turner destroy their house and all their material possessions while trying to kill each other. They end up crashing to the ground floor along with the chandelier and are both killed. ---
**Author:** ![Redsland](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9de0a6/32.png) [@Redsland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Redsland)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/110 "2003-11-13T20:57:19Z")
He gets to Mashed Potato Mountain, and aliens take him away. ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/111 "2003-11-13T21:10:37Z")
> [@](#): > > Jack Torrence freezes to death while Wendy & Danny escape; a photo from a 4th of July party in the 1920s shows that - inexplicably - Jack was at the Overlook way back then. No, no, no…Halloran rescues Wendy and Danny, what’s left of Jack is destroyed in the subsequent explosion of the hotel.🙂 ---
**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/112 "2003-11-13T21:22:08Z")
Am I the only one who wishes there was an answer sheet for this thread? “She’s her sister _and_ her daughter”? Huh??? ---
**Author:** ![Redsland](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9de0a6/32.png) [@Redsland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Redsland)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/113 "2003-11-13T21:31:24Z")
He gives the pretty hooker a fairy tale ending. ---
**Author:** ![bughunter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aeb1de/32.png) [@bughunter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bughunter)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/114 "2003-11-13T22:10:32Z")
He pulls out and splooges all over her face. ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/115 "2003-11-13T22:38:03Z")
What the _HELL_ is that, buggie? ---
**Author:** ![Chavardz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/91b2a8/32.png) [@Chavardz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chavardz)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/116 "2003-11-13T22:39:45Z")
## quote: What the HELL is that, buggie? * * * Mostly the ending to any and all adult enterntainment video ---
**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/117 "2003-11-13T22:39:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by rjung \* > \*\*Am I the only one who wishes there was an answer sheet for this thread? > > “She’s her sister _and_ her daughter”? Huh??? \*\* Well, since I don’t know how to do that spoilerbox thingie, I’ll just spill… it’s from “Chinatown.” Jake Gittes (Nicholson) confronts Vivian Mulwray (Dunaway) about the mysterious young woman that Viv is keeping hidden from the police. Viv tries to explain that the woman is her sister, Jakes slaps her, she says she’s her daughter, he slaps her again, this goes on and on until Viv finally blurts out “She’s my sister AND my daughter! My father and I…” At which point, Jake realizes the implied truth. The story is too incredibly convoluted to explain in a single post, but the big revelation towards the end of the movie is that Vivian Mulwray had been sexually assaulted by her own father, and had a daughter by him. * * * And moving right along, here’s one I can’t believe no one has said yet: “Miss, we’ve traced the call! The killer is calling from INSIDE THE HOUSE!!” ---
**Author:** ![Chavardz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/91b2a8/32.png) [@Chavardz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chavardz)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/118 "2003-11-13T22:42:01Z")
The depressed but likeable alcoholic rams his jet into the alien mothership and saves the earth, setting of beutiful 4th of July fireworks. The guy who helped him become a hero was the villain. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/119 "2003-11-13T22:58:38Z")
The roadrunner runs into the tunnel, even though it was only painted on the side of the mountain. When the coyote tries to look in the tunnel, a big truck comes out and flattens him. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575/120 "2003-11-13T23:15:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by bughunter \* > \*\*He pulls out and splooges all over her face. \*\* That was great!!! How about: They have sex for a long time and she moans a lot. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spoilers/212575.md?page=7)