Sponge Bob vs Puss-in-Boots

Cafe Society
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My two year-old’s affection for swordplay coupled with the eclectic variety of action figures, plushies, and dolls languishing at the bottom of the toy chest has given rise to some pretty bizarre mega-fights. I’ll see him toddling toward me, clutching a few characters of varying proportions. He’ll hand one to me and start thrusting another at me babbling something that sounds like en garde!

So, who’d win and why?

Sponge Bob vs. Puss-in-Boots (keep in mind that Sponge Bob is actually a Pez-dispenser)
Winnie-the-Pooh vs. The Human Torch
Barbie vs. Buzz Lightyear
Yoda vs. Mike Wazowski

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Spongebob, You can put a sword through a Sponge and not hurt it. (plus the candy give him the advantage)

Human Torch, (flaming bag of Pooh)

This next one is tough but I’ll go with Barbie. She would use her womanly wiles to befuddel Buzz.

Yoda all the way.

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I dunno about you all, but I’ve been witness to the epic battle between Elmo and Big Bird.

The horror. The horror.