# Spontaneous orgasms **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 6, 2013, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spontaneous-orgasms/646220 "2013-01-06T02:44:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2013, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spontaneous-orgasms/646220/41 "2013-01-07T03:50:48Z")
I know there’s been some joking in this thread but I just want to point out before anyone else says it that \*\*The Spontaneous Orgasms \*\*have not disbanded. As soon as we can finish auditioning a new drummer we will be back on tour. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2013, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spontaneous-orgasms/646220/42 "2013-01-07T04:12:24Z")
> [@\_Olive](#): > > If I start having them all the time I would be concerned. > > I have had other spontaneous orgasms in my adult life. They were always from over heating. Like cutting the grass or exercising. So you REALLY enjoy cutting the grass? I think I may be in love. ---
**Author:** ![kanicbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f8ce5/32.png) [@kanicbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kanicbird)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2013, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spontaneous-orgasms/646220/43 "2013-01-07T04:30:31Z")
> [@Troppus](#): > > kanicbird, my mental avatar for you is a tie-dye sporting hippie with longish hair often seen sporting a beatific smile who often proclaims “It’s all good” while standing with outstretched arms. Or a Hare Krishna. Either one of those close? The first one is pretty close, but the way of life came first, the other stuff you describe came after. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![kanicbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f8ce5/32.png) [@kanicbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kanicbird)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2013, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spontaneous-orgasms/646220/44 "2013-01-07T04:34:33Z")
> [@kittenblue](#): > > Wait…do you call up aquaintances and ask them “Were you thinking sexual thoughts about me at exactly 5:47pm yesterday?” and do all your friends keep accurate records of the times of their sexual thoughts about various people? Such soul ties have been with people very close to me and some who care very deeply for me, people I feel safe to open myself up to, so yes I do have a type of relationship where I can (and have, though not at 5:47pm yesterday - who has sexual thoughts at 5:47 Pm yesterday?), ask them, though I know who it is, it is not just a general asking, but asking a specific person. ---
**Author:** ![colander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e8c25b/32.png) [@colander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/colander)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2013, 8:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spontaneous-orgasms/646220/45 "2013-01-07T08:36:37Z")
> [@kanicbird](#): > > Such soul ties have been with people very close to me and some who care very deeply for me, people I feel safe to open myself up to, so yes I do have a type of relationship where I can (and have, though not at 5:47pm yesterday - who has sexual thoughts at 5:47 Pm yesterday?), ask them, though I know who it is, it is not just a general asking, but asking a specific person. That’s cool, but tell your doctor anyway, okay? ---
**Author:** ![hystria](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9adbd/32.png) [@hystria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hystria)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2013, 8:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spontaneous-orgasms/646220/46 "2013-01-07T08:45:56Z")
First, I am a man. When I was in high school and maybe even earlier, I had what’s called emotional orgasms. In a very specific situation, while on an exam, at a point when I would feel oh, sh\*t, I’m not going to be able to answer any of this questions. I was having some sort of a panic feeling (quite intense and feeling like it’s out of my control) and at that moment I was starting feeling an orgasm coming, pretty fast. I was both trying to avoid it by cramping my muscles because probably I would have ejaculated, and at the same time really hoping for it because it was different from a normal one, I can’t explain, it felt different. ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2013, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spontaneous-orgasms/646220/47 "2013-01-07T11:44:47Z")
A spontaneous dudegasm? Sounds kinda messy. **kanicbird,** if you attend church, may your spiritgasm hit you as soon as the sermon begins. Can ya say Amen! But I digress, ladies, please continue. In full detail… ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2013, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spontaneous-orgasms/646220/48 "2013-01-07T15:44:39Z")
No, never. And quite honestly, it just doesn’t seem fair. If I was Supreme God of the Whole World, that would be Rule 1: orgasms for everyone! ---
**Author:** ![Superhal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2013, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spontaneous-orgasms/646220/49 "2013-01-07T16:12:51Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > Is this something you can get implanted? Or transplanted? Best. Too-Mah. Ever. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2013, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spontaneous-orgasms/646220/50 "2013-01-07T16:18:41Z")
> [@cmyk](#): > > **kanicbird,** if you attend church, may your spiritgasm hit you as soon as the sermon begins. Can ya say Amen! O come all ye faithful? ---
**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2013, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spontaneous-orgasms/646220/51 "2013-01-07T16:20:01Z")
> [@hystria](#): > > First, I am a man. > When I was in high school [..] Since you broke the ice: Twelve years ago, on a bizarre whim I sent a letter to the finance ministry of the country of Vanuatu asking about their bond rates. When I got a reply from them (with a letter and a copy of their annual financial report), I was so flustered and excited (for no particular reason!) that I got a spontaneous erection and I…er…“leaked” a little. Not a real orgasm, though. ---
**Author:** ![colander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e8c25b/32.png) [@colander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/colander)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2013, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spontaneous-orgasms/646220/52 "2013-01-07T18:03:12Z")
> [@hogarth](#): > > Since you broke the ice: > > Twelve years ago, on a bizarre whim I sent a letter to the finance ministry of the country of Vanuatu asking about their bond rates. When I got a reply from them (with a letter and a copy of their annual financial report), I was so flustered and excited (for no particular reason!) that I got a spontaneous erection and I…er…“leaked” a little. Not a real orgasm, though. Three words: Croation slate futures. I damn near to drowned from that shit. ---
**Author:** ![HoneyBadgerDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honeybadgerdc/32/1033_2.png) [@HoneyBadgerDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HoneyBadgerDC)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2013, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spontaneous-orgasms/646220/53 "2013-01-07T18:13:16Z")
My girlfriend just told me she had them when her pants were too tight and she was riding on a bus. Always the same pair of pants. Not really spontaneos I guess. ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2013, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spontaneous-orgasms/646220/54 "2013-01-07T18:14:32Z")
> [@HoneyBadgerDC](#): > > My girlfriend just told me she had them when her pants were too tight and she was riding on a bus. Always the same pair of pants. Not really spontaneos I guess. I bet those became her favorite pants. ---
**Author:** ![CT\_Damsel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CT\_Damsel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CT_Damsel)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2013, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spontaneous-orgasms/646220/55 "2013-01-07T18:23:26Z")
I’ve been having them for a few years; when I first wake up in the morning or from a nap. I did not think of them as spontaneous but more as touchless. ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2013, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spontaneous-orgasms/646220/56 "2013-01-07T18:44:02Z")
Look at it this way: If you go to your doctor, and he tells you it’s not anything to worry about, then your next step can be to ask him how to make them happen more often. There’s valuable information to be had there. ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2013, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spontaneous-orgasms/646220/57 "2013-01-07T21:41:53Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > O come all ye faithful? “Lazarus, cum forth!” ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2013, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spontaneous-orgasms/646220/58 "2013-01-07T21:45:31Z")
> [@Chronos](#): > > Look at it this way: If you go to your doctor, and he tells you it’s not anything to worry about, then your next step can be to ask him how to make them happen more often. There’s valuable information to be had there. And if the doctor is not forthcoming, get a second opinion. ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2013, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spontaneous-orgasms/646220/59 "2013-01-07T21:53:40Z")
> [@For You](#): > > And if the doctor is not forthcoming, get a second opinion. and if he is, get a different doctor! ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2013, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spontaneous-orgasms/646220/60 "2013-01-07T21:55:16Z")
> [@simster](#): > > and if he is, get a different doctor! And a towel. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spontaneous-orgasms/646220.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spontaneous-orgasms/646220.md?page=4)