Is curling any more retarded than golf or baseball? I don’t think so.
Gee, I don’t think any of us expected him to say that.
Lex…
I disagree. Anything regularly practiced in a bar cannot be a sport. Not even skittles. Games, every one of them !
“If it’s free, it’s for me !”
This is an interesting one to be sure…
Methinks it’s an eye-og-the-beholder kinda thing, but thast won’t stop me from sharing what I’m beholding here:
A sport must have both of the following:
(1) Physical exertion
(2) A score
Anything which has only one of these characteristics would be a game.
Now, I’m sure someone will come up with something I forgot which screws this up, but let me state NOW that anyone who decides to try and sully it with claims of full-contact chess with a point per victory, or tag keeping score of who remains “it” for the longest time will immediately be on my shit list… 
Yer pal,
Satan