# Sports bar name **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 24, 2003, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sports-bar-name/163881 "2003-03-24T21:52:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Carnal\_knowledge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@Carnal\_knowledge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carnal_knowledge)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sports-bar-name/163881/1 "2003-03-24T21:52:20Z")
If you were going to open a sports bar, what would you name it? ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sports-bar-name/163881/2 "2003-03-24T22:15:37Z")
I love the name of the bar inside the giant bat at the Louisville Slugger factory. Corky’s [sub]Yes it’s a Bob and Tom joke and I know it’s not real, but I still love it[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sports-bar-name/163881/3 "2003-03-24T22:15:40Z")
Balls. ---
**Author:** ![Labor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/74df32/32.png) [@Labor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labor)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sports-bar-name/163881/4 "2003-03-24T22:17:25Z")
Gorgeous. That way you could answer the phone, “Hello Gorgeous!” Who would like that? ---
**Author:** ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sports-bar-name/163881/5 "2003-03-24T22:17:37Z")
“Balls”. There’s just so much potential there. ---
**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2003, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sports-bar-name/163881/6 "2003-03-25T06:52:38Z")
“Og’s Grog and Snog” No, wait…that was what I was going to name my Visigoth themed restaurant… ---
**Author:** ![lite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b5ac83/32.png) [@lite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lite)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2003, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sports-bar-name/163881/7 "2003-03-25T07:12:52Z")
I’ve always wanted to open a bar that serves beer in German Steins, and has an oven cooking brats and sausages. Name? Frank 'N Steins ---
**Author:** ![Lure](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ba8739/32.png) [@Lure](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lure)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2003, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sports-bar-name/163881/8 "2003-03-25T07:37:08Z")
Shot and beer joint-Cheap Seats-or The Bleachers. Sports bar/comedy club in Canada-Pucks "N Yucks High end sportsbar-the Skybox Beer and Brat place for the racetrack crowd-Hoof Hearted (there was actually a horse named that) BTW,I’ve seen a few Frank 'N Steins around the country. ---
**Author:** ![S.Mussberger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@S.Mussberger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/S.Mussberger)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2003, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sports-bar-name/163881/9 "2003-03-25T13:08:20Z")
Strike 1 Infielder’s The Tarmac Nosebleed’s The Endzone ---
**Author:** ![radar\_ralf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b2d939/32.png) [@radar\_ralf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/radar_ralf)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2003, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sports-bar-name/163881/10 "2003-03-26T22:10:22Z")
“On First” - that way, folks will say: “Who’s On First?” “Sitzmark” “High & Inside” “Steroids R Us” “Tight Ends” “Ace Bandage” “Shot Put” “Coach’s Corner” “The Blind Umpire” “The Zebra Derby” - a reference to all sports officials “Jerseys” “The Scrimmage Line” “55 Yard Line” “The Dugout” “Five Rings” - a reference to the Olympics logo ---
**Author:** ![MrVisible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/46a35a/32.png) [@MrVisible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrVisible)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2003, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sports-bar-name/163881/11 "2003-03-26T22:17:24Z")
Jock Edge ---
**Author:** ![SlowMindThinking](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@SlowMindThinking](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SlowMindThinking)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2003, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sports-bar-name/163881/12 "2003-03-26T22:41:23Z")
At one time in Colorado Springs: “Jocks Trap” ---
**Author:** ![Egor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6de8d8/32.png) [@Egor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Egor)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2003, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sports-bar-name/163881/13 "2003-03-26T22:57:27Z")
There used to be one in Edinburgh called the Muscular Arms.