# Spot the fake smile

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spot-the-fake-smile/415848>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 16, 2007, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spot-the-fake-smile/415848 "2007-08-16T19:51:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 18\
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**Author:** ![auRa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c4cdca/32.png) [@auRa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auRa)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2007, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spot-the-fake-smile/415848/41 "2007-08-17T06:35:23Z")

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20/20. This was pretty easy. Iunno.

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**Author:** ![mhairi2222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee7513/32.png) [@mhairi2222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhairi2222)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2007, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spot-the-fake-smile/415848/42 "2007-08-17T13:29:34Z")

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I got 16/20 right. I thought one fake one was genuine. and the other 3 were genuine but I thought were fake. Although I agree, it was hard to judge, because they all seemed so fleeting, and vanished so quickly. Not a very well designed test IMHO.

And bloody hell, what was with #3 and #13’s foreheads!! Holy Jeebus!!

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**Author:** ![velvetjones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5f9b8f/32.png) [@velvetjones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/velvetjones)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2007, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spot-the-fake-smile/415848/43 "2007-08-17T13:36:22Z")

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17/20 for me.

If found some of the people quite scary looking.

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**Author:** ![jali](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecae2f/32.png) [@jali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jali)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2007, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spot-the-fake-smile/415848/44 "2007-08-17T13:45:35Z")

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13/20 corect. I was surprised to see the ones I had wrong.

#13 really scared me. Really.

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**Author:** ![Missy2U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3bc359/32.png) [@Missy2U](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Missy2U)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2007, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spot-the-fake-smile/415848/45 "2007-08-17T13:54:38Z")

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16 out of 20.

This was kinda weird.

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**Author:** ![Lionne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Lionne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lionne)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2007, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spot-the-fake-smile/415848/46 "2007-08-17T13:57:26Z")

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Another 13/20 here. Which flies in the face of what I’ve always been told, that I can read people better because my hearing loss compensates by picking up more nonverbal clues.

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**Author:** ![HerbalTea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/f9ae1b/32.png) [@HerbalTea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HerbalTea)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2007, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spot-the-fake-smile/415848/47 "2007-08-17T14:21:13Z")

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I only got 10/20 which really doesn’t surprise me at all. I don’t look a person in the eye when I’m talking to them. I’m usually looking at my shoes, the wall behind the person I’m talking to, or whatever. I always feel uncomfortable when I look people in the eye. In fact, I try to avoid social contact where possible and have more than once been called a hermit.

It’s just a weird thing I have.

#13 _was_ creepy. In fact, most of them looked a bit odd.

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**Author:** ![Ximenean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/aca169/32.png) [@Ximenean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ximenean)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2007, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spot-the-fake-smile/415848/48 "2007-08-17T14:28:23Z")

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Hey, you guys look a bit weird to us too, OK? 😃 (sorry about exposing the teeth there)

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**Author:** ![TheMerchandise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b487fb/32.png) [@TheMerchandise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheMerchandise)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2007, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spot-the-fake-smile/415848/49 "2007-08-17T16:15:40Z")

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15/20.

I fake smile all day long… I thought I’d be better at spotting other fakers.

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**Author:** ![Miss\_Woodhouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/838e76/32.png) [@Miss\_Woodhouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Woodhouse)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2007, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spot-the-fake-smile/415848/50 "2007-08-17T20:08:51Z")

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18/20. Missed two early on that were genuine and I marked fake. The test was a bit weird to take but a couple of the smiles were so genuine they made me giggle. Those were fun. There weirdest part was that a few of the faces could pass for siblings of people I know. I guess I know people with some heavy British ancestry.

and yes #13 is freaky looking!

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**Author:** ![fuffle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@fuffle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fuffle)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2007, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spot-the-fake-smile/415848/51 "2007-08-17T21:08:05Z")

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16/20. The ones I got wrong were when I was second-guessing myself.

#13 was really genuinely unsettling.

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**Author:** ![missbunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/76d3ee/32.png) [@missbunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missbunny)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2007, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spot-the-fake-smile/415848/52 "2007-08-18T12:50:50Z")

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Twenty out of twenty right.

Look at their eyes. You can tell easily. People who are really smiling crinkle up their eyes. Fakers don’t.

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**Author:** ![Capt.Ridley\_s\_Shooting\_Party](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/cc9497/32.png) [@Capt.Ridley\_s\_Shooting\_Party](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt.Ridley_s_Shooting_Party)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2007, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spot-the-fake-smile/415848/53 "2007-08-18T15:15:10Z")

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I did badly - 10/20. What a weird looking set of people.

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**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2007, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spot-the-fake-smile/415848/54 "2007-08-18T15:48:27Z")

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I missed the Asian lady, which is weird because we are descended from relatively recent common ancestors. The rest seemed easy.

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**Author:** ![straight\_man](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/straight_man/32/3027_2.png) [@straight\_man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/straight_man)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2007, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spot-the-fake-smile/415848/55 "2007-08-19T01:32:02Z")

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13 out of 20.  
I feel like a failure. And I _was_ looking at the eyes, dammit!

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**Author:** ![magellan01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@magellan01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magellan01)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2007, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spot-the-fake-smile/415848/56 "2007-08-19T02:10:54Z")

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19/20. I messed up on the older guy with grey hair.

Poker, anyone?

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**Author:** ![Barrington](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Barrington](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barrington)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2007, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spot-the-fake-smile/415848/57 "2007-08-19T18:08:28Z")

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[QUOTE=missbunny]  
Look at their eyes. You can tell easily. People who are really smiling crinkle up their eyes. Fakers don’t.  
[/QUOTE]  
People keep saying that, but I took the test twice (with sufficient time in-between to forget which was which), and the first time got 17/20 by looking at the whole face. Later, when I tried just looking at the eyes, I only got 14/20.

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**Author:** ![smiling\_bandit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@smiling\_bandit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smiling_bandit)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2007, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spot-the-fake-smile/415848/58 "2007-08-19T19:57:13Z")

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16 of 20. Wow, Smiling Bandit’s not so hot today.

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