# Spotted a young Jewish mother and her daughter and her husband at Trader Joe's, and other shares.

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**Created:** [March 15, 2013, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spotted-a-young-jewish-mother-and-her-daughter-and-her-husband-at-trader-joes-and-other-shares/653052 "2013-03-15T22:10:10Z")\
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**Author:** ![JamesQueue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/858c86/32.png) [@JamesQueue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JamesQueue)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spotted-a-young-jewish-mother-and-her-daughter-and-her-husband-at-trader-joes-and-other-shares/653052/1 "2013-03-15T22:10:10Z")

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Spotted a young Jewish woman and her child (both mother and child looked very Jewish, her husband looked Jewish too but I can only be 95% certain) at Trader Joe, she was shuffling through the merchandise to look for the item with the latest expiration date. I know this because she even explained herself to her daughter saying, “mommy is looking for the latest date.” When she picked out her item, unfortunately, she just left the mess there without rearranging the items.

I can understand what she’s doing, I mean if there are a few items in front that have obviously been tampered with or damn near expired, I will push it aside and take something a little bit further back. I will put things back in order though. I bet this is one of the perennial annoyances for management and employees at Super Markets. I think even the movie Clerks observed as much.

Finally, one can argue that she’s just fighting back against store policy which is to sell you the item with the earliest expiration. It’s a constant back and forth.

This has been making the rounds as of recent: [https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/s480x480/75082\_623556334327737\_61957552\_n.jpg](https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/s480x480/75082_623556334327737_61957552_n.jpg)

This is just really unfair: [http://i.imgur.com/GtpG4nA.gif](http://i.imgur.com/GtpG4nA.gif)

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**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spotted-a-young-jewish-mother-and-her-daughter-and-her-husband-at-trader-joes-and-other-shares/653052/2 "2013-03-15T22:12:27Z")

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Must share. Not can share or could share or would like to share. _Must_ share.

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**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spotted-a-young-jewish-mother-and-her-daughter-and-her-husband-at-trader-joes-and-other-shares/653052/3 "2013-03-15T22:13:25Z")

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Those Jews are the sneaky, conniving sort. Always looking for the most recent date and leaving a mess behind. That’s probably why they killed God.

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**Author:** ![Shmendrik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Shmendrik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shmendrik)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spotted-a-young-jewish-mother-and-her-daughter-and-her-husband-at-trader-joes-and-other-shares/653052/4 "2013-03-15T22:14:44Z")

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> [@JamesQueue](#):
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> Spotted a young Jewish woman and her child (both mother and child looked very Jewish, her husband looked Jewish too but I can only be 95% certain) at Trader Joe

What if they were Greek? The whole story sounds very Greek.

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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spotted-a-young-jewish-mother-and-her-daughter-and-her-husband-at-trader-joes-and-other-shares/653052/5 "2013-03-15T22:17:24Z")

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Jews. Am I right?

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**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spotted-a-young-jewish-mother-and-her-daughter-and-her-husband-at-trader-joes-and-other-shares/653052/6 "2013-03-15T22:18:34Z")

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Performance art has now moved to the internet?

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**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spotted-a-young-jewish-mother-and-her-daughter-and-her-husband-at-trader-joes-and-other-shares/653052/7 "2013-03-15T22:19:08Z")

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I feel awful and slimy now, like I’ve been scaling fish on a cold deck with a hangover.

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spotted-a-young-jewish-mother-and-her-daughter-and-her-husband-at-trader-joes-and-other-shares/653052/8 "2013-03-15T22:20:04Z")

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Is it rape month yet?

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spotted-a-young-jewish-mother-and-her-daughter-and-her-husband-at-trader-joes-and-other-shares/653052/9 "2013-03-15T22:20:39Z")

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I was going to ask why it would matter if this family was Jewish. [Then I read the OP’s last thread.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=685031) What’s the deal, **JamesQueue**?

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spotted-a-young-jewish-mother-and-her-daughter-and-her-husband-at-trader-joes-and-other-shares/653052/10 "2013-03-15T22:24:30Z")

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I can’t find the Jew in those pictures.

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**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spotted-a-young-jewish-mother-and-her-daughter-and-her-husband-at-trader-joes-and-other-shares/653052/11 "2013-03-15T22:31:51Z")

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I always try to find the freshest item when I’m shopping, does this mean I might be Jewish?

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spotted-a-young-jewish-mother-and-her-daughter-and-her-husband-at-trader-joes-and-other-shares/653052/12 "2013-03-15T22:33:17Z")

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Speaking for myself, almost everyone who annoys me on a day-to-day basis is Jewish. Telemarketers? Jews. Noisy kids outside my window at 1 AM? Jews. Overly chatty taxi drivers? Jeeeews. All of them.

True story.

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spotted-a-young-jewish-mother-and-her-daughter-and-her-husband-at-trader-joes-and-other-shares/653052/13 "2013-03-15T22:36:02Z")

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Why only 95% certain? Why not 96%, or 97%? Was the item shrimp cocktail?

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**Author:** ![Peremensoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ce7236/32.png) [@Peremensoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peremensoe)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spotted-a-young-jewish-mother-and-her-daughter-and-her-husband-at-trader-joes-and-other-shares/653052/14 "2013-03-15T22:38:47Z")

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> [@Alessan](#):
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> Speaking for myself, almost everyone who annoys me on a day-to-day basis is Jewish. Telemarketers? Jews. Noisy kids outside my window at 1 AM? Jews. Overly chatty taxi drivers? Jeeeews. All of them.
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> True story.

I bet you hate yourself for that. :mad: Jews! :mad:

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**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spotted-a-young-jewish-mother-and-her-daughter-and-her-husband-at-trader-joes-and-other-shares/653052/15 "2013-03-15T22:44:15Z")

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> [@Bob Ducca](#):
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> I always try to find the freshest item when I’m shopping, does this mean I might be Jewish?

Yeah, but only 95% Jewish.

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**Author:** ![JamesQueue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/858c86/32.png) [@JamesQueue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JamesQueue)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spotted-a-young-jewish-mother-and-her-daughter-and-her-husband-at-trader-joes-and-other-shares/653052/16 "2013-03-15T22:44:25Z")

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> [@Marley23](#):
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> I was going to ask why it would matter if this family was Jewish. [Then I read the OP’s last thread.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=685031) What’s the deal, **JamesQueue**?

Sorry, you tell me if mentioning her ethnicity. I’ll omit it if it is.

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**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spotted-a-young-jewish-mother-and-her-daughter-and-her-husband-at-trader-joes-and-other-shares/653052/17 "2013-03-15T22:48:41Z")

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Must have been Sephardic Jews. Sephardic are spotted; Ashkenazi have horns.

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**Author:** ![conway](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ec9cab/32.png) [@conway](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/conway)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spotted-a-young-jewish-mother-and-her-daughter-and-her-husband-at-trader-joes-and-other-shares/653052/18 "2013-03-15T22:53:16Z")

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> [@IvoryTowerDenizen](#):
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> Is it rape month yet?

Nope. It’s cleavage month.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spotted-a-young-jewish-mother-and-her-daughter-and-her-husband-at-trader-joes-and-other-shares/653052/19 "2013-03-15T22:56:01Z")

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Next time can you get a few photos? We could have helped you figure out if the dad was Jewish, too.

How big would you say his nose was?

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**Author:** ![robert\_columbia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@robert\_columbia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robert_columbia)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spotted-a-young-jewish-mother-and-her-daughter-and-her-husband-at-trader-joes-and-other-shares/653052/20 "2013-03-15T22:57:04Z")

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You posted this just before the Sabbath begins in New York. Wait 24 hours for the response. Good luck.

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