# Spotted a young Jewish mother and her daughter and her husband at Trader Joe's, and other shares. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 15, 2013, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spotted-a-young-jewish-mother-and-her-daughter-and-her-husband-at-trader-joes-and-other-shares/653052 "2013-03-15T22:10:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2013, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spotted-a-young-jewish-mother-and-her-daughter-and-her-husband-at-trader-joes-and-other-shares/653052/41 "2013-03-16T07:23:19Z")
Some of your threads seem to have a bit of an undertone about certain races, **JamesQueue**. I would suggest starting topics about other things for a change. Only a note, not a warning (or a closing)(yet). ---
**Author:** ![MickNickMaggies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/59ef9b/32.png) [@MickNickMaggies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MickNickMaggies)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2013, 8:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spotted-a-young-jewish-mother-and-her-daughter-and-her-husband-at-trader-joes-and-other-shares/653052/42 "2013-03-16T08:49:10Z")
> [@Slithy\_Tove](#): > > Must have been Sephardic Jews. Sephardic are spotted; Ashkenazi have horns. Nope. I was surgically disbudded when I was just a wee thing. With the hair transplant, you can’t even tell they were there at all. All about the stealth, you see. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2013, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spotted-a-young-jewish-mother-and-her-daughter-and-her-husband-at-trader-joes-and-other-shares/653052/43 "2013-03-16T11:26:33Z")
> [@Idle\_Thoughts](#): > > Some of your threads seem to have a bit of an undertone about certain races, **JamesQueue**. I would suggest starting topics about other things for a change. > > Only a note, not a warning (or a closing)(yet). It would be nice if he’d come back to the threads he starts. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2013, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spotted-a-young-jewish-mother-and-her-daughter-and-her-husband-at-trader-joes-and-other-shares/653052/44 "2013-03-16T11:44:14Z")
> [@Bob Ducca](#): > > I always try to find the freshest item when I’m shopping, does this mean I might be Jewish? You do seem to have a predisposition toward standup comedy. Would you mind taking a short quiz? Your answer won’t be conclusive, but may help rule out a positive result. _ **Question 1.** _ _On most days, would you say you have:_ a) No foreskin b) Somewhat of a foreskin c) Definitely a foreskin d) A collection of foreskins e) Not sure / prefer not to answer for religious reasons ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2013, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spotted-a-young-jewish-mother-and-her-daughter-and-her-husband-at-trader-joes-and-other-shares/653052/45 "2013-03-16T11:49:35Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > I think you have Kevin Smith confused with Leni Riefenstahl. Don’t we all? ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2013, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spotted-a-young-jewish-mother-and-her-daughter-and-her-husband-at-trader-joes-and-other-shares/653052/46 "2013-03-16T11:53:59Z")
> [@gaffa](#): > > I’ve never seen it at a food store, but Home Depot is notorious for re-packaging returns and stocking them at the front of the shelf. I always make sure to never buy the front item at any box box hardware store. I can’t let this pass without comment. What the hell does this have to do with the Jews? ---
**Author:** ![lorene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@lorene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorene)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2013, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spotted-a-young-jewish-mother-and-her-daughter-and-her-husband-at-trader-joes-and-other-shares/653052/47 "2013-03-16T12:24:15Z")
> [@runner pat](#): > > It would be nice if he’d come back to the threads he starts. Actually we’re doing just fine without him. My sister converted to Judaism 20 years ago. I’ll have to ask her if part of her studies involved trashing grocery stores to find the freshest items. I typically will look for the milk and yogurt with the furthest expiration date, so luckily we’re predispositioned to it. Probably our Portugese side. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2013, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spotted-a-young-jewish-mother-and-her-daughter-and-her-husband-at-trader-joes-and-other-shares/653052/48 "2013-03-16T12:35:50Z")
> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#): > > What the hell does this have to do with the Jews? Did you read the OP? It _all_ comes back to the Jews. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2013, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spotted-a-young-jewish-mother-and-her-daughter-and-her-husband-at-trader-joes-and-other-shares/653052/49 "2013-03-16T12:38:46Z")
Next we’ll find out that their Jew cousins work at the store, and they intentionally trash it all of the time so that their cousins can Jew the shop keeper out of some Jew overtime. ---
**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2013, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spotted-a-young-jewish-mother-and-her-daughter-and-her-husband-at-trader-joes-and-other-shares/653052/50 "2013-03-16T13:18:55Z")
> [@Idle\_Thoughts](#): > > Some of your threads seem to have a bit of an undertone about certain races, **JamesQueue**. I would suggest starting topics about other things for a change. > > Only a note, not a warning (or a closing)(yet). Wait, Jewish oppressors run the SDMB too!? Who knew? ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2013, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spotted-a-young-jewish-mother-and-her-daughter-and-her-husband-at-trader-joes-and-other-shares/653052/51 "2013-03-16T13:19:40Z")
I saw a Jew drinking a piña colada at Trader Joe’s. His hair was perfect. ---
**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2013, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spotted-a-young-jewish-mother-and-her-daughter-and-her-husband-at-trader-joes-and-other-shares/653052/52 "2013-03-16T15:26:03Z")
> [@Loach](#): > > I saw a Jew drinking a piña colada at Trader Joe’s. His hair was perfect. I came back to this thread just to post that line. What a thing to be ninja’d over. Oy gevalt. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2013, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spotted-a-young-jewish-mother-and-her-daughter-and-her-husband-at-trader-joes-and-other-shares/653052/53 "2013-03-16T15:47:00Z")
> [@Loach](#): > > I saw a Jew drinking a piña colada at Trader Joe’s. His hair was perfect. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2013, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spotted-a-young-jewish-mother-and-her-daughter-and-her-husband-at-trader-joes-and-other-shares/653052/54 "2013-03-16T17:51:05Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > Did you read the OP? It _all_ comes back to the Jews. That’s because nothing compares 2 Jew(s). ---
**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2013, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spotted-a-young-jewish-mother-and-her-daughter-and-her-husband-at-trader-joes-and-other-shares/653052/55 "2013-03-16T18:06:26Z")
If they were in the freezer section it might have been a problem, as they only have ice for Jews. ---
**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2013, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spotted-a-young-jewish-mother-and-her-daughter-and-her-husband-at-trader-joes-and-other-shares/653052/56 "2013-03-16T18:15:58Z")
I’ve been feeling a bit itchy lately. I think I got Jew under my skin. ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2013, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spotted-a-young-jewish-mother-and-her-daughter-and-her-husband-at-trader-joes-and-other-shares/653052/57 "2013-03-16T18:40:24Z")
I love Jews. slightly nsfw [http://vimeo.com/49011032](http://vimeo.com/49011032) ---
**Author:** ![3trew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/13edae/32.png) [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2013, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spotted-a-young-jewish-mother-and-her-daughter-and-her-husband-at-trader-joes-and-other-shares/653052/58 "2013-03-16T20:41:59Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > I think you have Kevin Smith confused with Leni Riefenstahl. Hey, all I’m saying is, I’ve never seen them in the same place at the same time. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2013, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spotted-a-young-jewish-mother-and-her-daughter-and-her-husband-at-trader-joes-and-other-shares/653052/59 "2013-03-16T22:48:33Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > That’s because nothing compares 2 Jew(s). Ah, the old Replace-the-Word-‘You’-with-the-Word-‘Jews’ game. I love this game! Great for karaoke! “I’ll make love you Jews, like Jews want me too..” “Jews are my sunshine, my only sunshine…” “What I like about Jews, Jews wanna hold me tight…” “Jews are so beautiful…to me…” “Jews are the sunshine of my life…” “Jews can’t hurry love, no Jews just have to wait…” ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2013, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spotted-a-young-jewish-mother-and-her-daughter-and-her-husband-at-trader-joes-and-other-shares/653052/60 "2013-03-16T23:45:00Z")
Today at Walmart I noticed 43 white Protestants engaging in offensive behavior, including messing up the merchandise, pushing other people aside to get the best item, blocking the aisles, letting their children run amok, talking loudly on a cell phone, slowing down the checkout aisle, picking their noses, farting, and exposing various unattractive areas of their bodies. I assume that this thread is the appropriate place to report this. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spotted-a-young-jewish-mother-and-her-daughter-and-her-husband-at-trader-joes-and-other-shares/653052.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spotted-a-young-jewish-mother-and-her-daughter-and-her-husband-at-trader-joes-and-other-shares/653052.md?page=4)