# Spotted a young Jewish mother and her daughter and her husband at Trader Joe's, and other shares. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 15, 2013, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spotted-a-young-jewish-mother-and-her-daughter-and-her-husband-at-trader-joes-and-other-shares/653052 "2013-03-15T22:10:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2013, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spotted-a-young-jewish-mother-and-her-daughter-and-her-husband-at-trader-joes-and-other-shares/653052/81 "2013-03-17T07:36:43Z")
Hey, me too. In fact, not only do I buy the freshest milk, I buy the freshest _newspaper_, too. ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2013, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spotted-a-young-jewish-mother-and-her-daughter-and-her-husband-at-trader-joes-and-other-shares/653052/82 "2013-03-17T07:56:44Z")
> [@TriPolar](#): > > I love Jews. Me, too. Orange Jews, Apple Jews, Grape Jews. They’re all great. ---
**Author:** ![An\_Gadai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@An\_Gadai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Gadai)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2013, 8:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spotted-a-young-jewish-mother-and-her-daughter-and-her-husband-at-trader-joes-and-other-shares/653052/83 "2013-03-17T08:43:08Z")
> [@Alessan](#): > > Hey, me too. In fact, not only do I buy the freshest milk, I buy the freshest _newspaper_, too. [Pro-semitic Ironically anti-semitic comment] ---
**Author:** ![3trew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/13edae/32.png) [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2013, 9:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spotted-a-young-jewish-mother-and-her-daughter-and-her-husband-at-trader-joes-and-other-shares/653052/84 "2013-03-17T09:47:30Z")
> [@Noone\_Special](#): > > And most germane to the OP – **all** the people looking for the freshest item on the dairy isle…? _ **JEWS** _, every last one of them! Oh my G-d, you’re right… I looked for the freshest date on a jug of milk earlier today, and now I can’t even type G-d anymore! I mean G-d. G-d damnit, this is insane! Conversion through dairy. Wow. I’d heard they (we?) were sneaky, but that is some seriously impressive work. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2013, 9:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spotted-a-young-jewish-mother-and-her-daughter-and-her-husband-at-trader-joes-and-other-shares/653052/85 "2013-03-17T09:53:52Z")
> [@3trew](#): > > Oh my G-d, you’re right… I looked for the freshest date on a jug of milk earlier today, and now I can’t even type G-d anymore! I mean G-d. G-d damnit, this is insane! Good thing I’m an at—st. :dubious:…Uh-oh. ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2013, 10:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spotted-a-young-jewish-mother-and-her-daughter-and-her-husband-at-trader-joes-and-other-shares/653052/86 "2013-03-17T10:27:56Z")
Oy gevalt they got Red too! ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2013, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spotted-a-young-jewish-mother-and-her-daughter-and-her-husband-at-trader-joes-and-other-shares/653052/87 "2013-03-17T11:56:53Z")
> [@elmwood](#): > > My bullshit detector is going off. Real Texan Jews shop at [HEB](http://www.heb.com/page/party-planning/holiday-ideas/passover). Shhhhhh! From the name, it’s obviously a store for Jews, but we do let others shop there. (BTW, it’s the best grocery store chain in the world.) ---
**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2013, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spotted-a-young-jewish-mother-and-her-daughter-and-her-husband-at-trader-joes-and-other-shares/653052/88 "2013-03-17T12:04:54Z")
> [@Kamino\_Neko](#): > > Me, too. Orange Jews, Apple Jews, Grape Jews. They’re all great. [Some people don’t like juice](http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/054/435/juicese3.jpg)! ---
**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2013, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spotted-a-young-jewish-mother-and-her-daughter-and-her-husband-at-trader-joes-and-other-shares/653052/89 "2013-03-17T14:06:46Z")
Can you succeed on Broadway if you don’t like juice? ---
**Author:** ![LavenderBlue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e95f7d/32.png) [@LavenderBlue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LavenderBlue)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2013, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spotted-a-young-jewish-mother-and-her-daughter-and-her-husband-at-trader-joes-and-other-shares/653052/90 "2013-03-17T15:41:40Z")
I knew there was a reason the toddler says Jews when she wants juice! ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2013, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spotted-a-young-jewish-mother-and-her-daughter-and-her-husband-at-trader-joes-and-other-shares/653052/91 "2013-03-17T15:52:11Z")
> [@Slithy\_Tove](#): > > Ashkenazi have horns. [Some of them can really play, too.](http://www.acousticmusic.com/fame/p02058.htm) ---
**Author:** ![rsat3acr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a3d4f5/32.png) [@rsat3acr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rsat3acr)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2013, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spotted-a-young-jewish-mother-and-her-daughter-and-her-husband-at-trader-joes-and-other-shares/653052/92 "2013-03-17T20:14:30Z")
> [@Alessan](#): > > Hey, me too. In fact, not only do I buy the freshest milk, I buy the freshest _newspaper_, too. of course, news expires so fast. Why the news I got just two days ago is already out of date. ---
**Author:** ![11811](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/1/9d8465/32.png) [@11811](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/11811)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2013, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spotted-a-young-jewish-mother-and-her-daughter-and-her-husband-at-trader-joes-and-other-shares/653052/93 "2013-03-17T20:17:18Z")
…but of what? ---
**Author:** ![11811](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/1/9d8465/32.png) [@11811](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/11811)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2013, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spotted-a-young-jewish-mother-and-her-daughter-and-her-husband-at-trader-joes-and-other-shares/653052/94 "2013-03-17T20:19:33Z")
> [@kambuckta](#): > > Yeah, but only 95% Jewish. Not too shabby ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2013, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spotted-a-young-jewish-mother-and-her-daughter-and-her-husband-at-trader-joes-and-other-shares/653052/95 "2013-03-17T20:53:38Z")
So, hey, how about those airlines, huh? ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2013, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spotted-a-young-jewish-mother-and-her-daughter-and-her-husband-at-trader-joes-and-other-shares/653052/96 "2013-03-18T01:57:33Z")
> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#): > > Ah, the old Replace-the-Word-‘You’-with-the-Word-‘Jews’ game. I love this game! Great for karaoke! > > “I’ll make love you Jews, like Jews want me too..” > “Jews are my sunshine, my only sunshine…” > “What I like about Jews, Jews wanna hold me tight…” > “Jews are so beautiful…to me…” > “Jews are the sunshine of my life…” > “Jews can’t hurry love, no Jews just have to wait…” But there will never ever be another Jew. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Sparky\_the\_Wonder\_Spirit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@Sparky\_the\_Wonder\_Spirit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky_the_Wonder_Spirit)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2013, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spotted-a-young-jewish-mother-and-her-daughter-and-her-husband-at-trader-joes-and-other-shares/653052/97 "2013-03-18T02:49:18Z")
> [@April\_R](#): > > I thought it was Mormons who had the horns. 😉 What, the magic underwear isn’t enough for you? So greedy! ---
**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2013, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spotted-a-young-jewish-mother-and-her-daughter-and-her-husband-at-trader-joes-and-other-shares/653052/98 "2013-03-18T13:36:26Z")
> [@Beware\_of\_Doug](#): > > But there will never ever be another Jew. 😉 'cause nothing compares nothing compares to Jew ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2013, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spotted-a-young-jewish-mother-and-her-daughter-and-her-husband-at-trader-joes-and-other-shares/653052/99 "2013-03-18T14:20:45Z")
Nearly a hundred posts but people conveniently forget that it was a Jew that sunk the Titanic. ---
**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2013, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spotted-a-young-jewish-mother-and-her-daughter-and-her-husband-at-trader-joes-and-other-shares/653052/100 "2013-03-18T14:36:49Z")
Iceberg, Goldberg, what’s the difference? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spotted-a-young-jewish-mother-and-her-daughter-and-her-husband-at-trader-joes-and-other-shares/653052.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spotted-a-young-jewish-mother-and-her-daughter-and-her-husband-at-trader-joes-and-other-shares/653052.md?page=6)