# Spotted today: weird sh\*t

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spotted-today-weird-sh-t/709348>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 8, 2015, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spotted-today-weird-sh-t/709348 "2015-01-08T22:38:21Z")\
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**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2015, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spotted-today-weird-sh-t/709348/1 "2015-01-08T22:38:21Z")

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Maybe it’s just me, but in two brief sojourns out into what some laughingly call the real world, I encountered:

- A bumpersticker that read “When the Rapture Comes, You’ll Wish Your Car Had a Jesus Sticker.” It was the only message on the car.

- A cardboard standup full of Little Debbie Valentine’s Day pastries etc., showing a cartoon couple necking in a car. All I could think of was the classic Little Debbie slogan, which was not in evidence: “Little Debbie’s Got a Treat for You.”

- A sign at the grocery checkout reading “Creative Concepts Foil-Rimmed Hat, 2/$1.” While I assume it was a leftover reminder for POS New Year’s hats or something, my thought was, “Holy shit, they’re selling tinfoil hats at the grocery store now.”

Yeah, it’s been a weird day. I finally built the basement bookshelves and between unpacking a half-dozen big cases of books and sorting the shelves, discovered we had:

5 copies of _Ringworld Engineers_.  
3 copies of _Imperial Earth_.  
3 copies of _The Deep Range_.  
And duplicate copies of about a dozen more. We could have saved a whole moving truck…

We now return you to your usual simulated reality.

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**Author:** ![brujaja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@brujaja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brujaja)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2015, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spotted-today-weird-sh-t/709348/2 "2015-01-09T07:21:48Z")

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> [@Amateur\_Barbarian](#):
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> - A sign at the grocery checkout reading “Creative Concepts Foil-Rimmed Hat, 2/$1.” While I assume it was a leftover reminder for POS New Year’s hats or something, my thought was, “Holy shit, they’re selling tinfoil hats at the grocery store now.”

Everyone knows that you can’t just have the foil in the brim – it has to be in the _crown_ of the hat.

That’s why they were selling them off so cheaply.🙂
