# Spring Has Unsprung- A Chilly MMP

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [March 28, 2022, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spring-has-unsprung-a-chilly-mmp/961821 "2022-03-28T06:33:20Z")\
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**Author:** ![Die\_Capacitrix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/die_capacitrix/32/9_2.png) [@Die\_Capacitrix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Die_Capacitrix)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2022, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spring-has-unsprung-a-chilly-mmp/961821/55 "2022-03-29T05:50:03Z")

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> [@Paintcharge](#):
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> For those asking how I’m moving those giant boxes out of the shop, my direct client is the event manager, not the school.

Nice stuff. Those ribs are really impressive.

> [@Your most frequently used phone features in the MMP](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-most-frequently-used-phone-features-in-the-mmp/961419/279):
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> Lots of them are pretty clueless, so if an older person tells them to “Just stand here behind it and be ready to catch it if the wind blows” will faithfully stand there until a SQUIRREL moment happens.

I hope that doesn’t happen - flying wood is dangerous.

> [@dogbutler](#):
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> The bad: Apparently they don’t know how to plug it in in the dark.

I thought most phones have a flashlight function. At least enough to find proper lighting.

> [@BippityBoppityBoo](#):
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> **Shoe** I have the idea that **DAM** stories could be regular feature.
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> Mention it here~ **FCM** or **nellie** will remember.

Not sure if that’s a promise or a threat.

Weather’s turning back to winter, just as the magnolias started blooming. Seems unfair - they are so gorgeous.

On the train to work - means I can catch up on this week’s MMP.

My mom’s doing pretty good, for just one week after knee replacement. She feels it, if she doesn’t move once every 60-90 minutes.

Hugs for those with sick parents - I know I’m lucky that parents are in relatively good health.

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