# Spring Into The MMP!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spring-into-the-mmp/714581>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [March 9, 2015, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spring-into-the-mmp/714581 "2015-03-09T05:15:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2015, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spring-into-the-mmp/714581/281 "2015-03-15T23:29:15Z")

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Went to the supermarket today; they had shampoo on sale. One of the styles was infused with grapefruit extract & caffeine. I share this to help fight ignorance because I didn’t know hair could be tired. :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2015, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spring-into-the-mmp/714581/282 "2015-03-15T23:32:42Z")

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I think it’s time to veg in the recline position.

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MWAH!!\*\*\*

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2015, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spring-into-the-mmp/714581/283 "2015-03-15T23:39:14Z")

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> [@Spiderman](#):
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> Went to the supermarket today; they had shampoo on sale. One of the styles was infused with grapefruit extract & caffeine. I share this to help fight ignorance because I didn’t know hair could be tired. :rolleyes:

Not to mention have a vitamin C deficiency. HAAAAAAAAAR! YER HAIR BE LOOKIN’ SCURVY!

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2015, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spring-into-the-mmp/714581/284 "2015-03-16T00:14:37Z")

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> [@anyrose](#):
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> doesn’t anyone care that my head cold, possibly sinus infection, is slowly killing me? ☹

We care in a safe non-infectionable distance sort of way  
Hey-eyy  
Rosie-iee

Get well soon-oon-onn

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2015, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spring-into-the-mmp/714581/285 "2015-03-16T01:10:27Z")

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Work was crazy. came home, pigged out(literally, since I made Five Spice poke chops). beer now. Off tomorrow.

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2015, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spring-into-the-mmp/714581/286 "2015-03-16T03:12:48Z")

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I killed my own MMP.

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**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2015, 8:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spring-into-the-mmp/714581/287 "2015-03-16T08:54:07Z")

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You can start a nice fresh new one tomorrow. With more imaginative title, please. 😃

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