# Spring Into The MMP!

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [March 9, 2015, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spring-into-the-mmp/714581 "2015-03-09T05:15:48Z")\
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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/spring-into-the-mmp/714581/6 "2015-03-09T11:14:58Z")

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> [@The Spring into Spring MMP](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spring-into-spring-mmp/713995/313):
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> (The previous program was brought to you by Schaefer Beer. Remember – Schaefer’s the one beer to have when you’re having more than one. I had a few.)

[Polygamy Porter](https://www.google.com/search?q=polygamy+porter&rlz=1C1SAVI_enUS598US598&es_sm=122&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=1PH8VNyOEseWyASjzIC4DQ&ved=0CCEQsAQ&biw=1600&bih=756) - Why have just one?

> [@The Spring into Spring MMP](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-spring-into-spring-mmp/713995/316):
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> Oh yeah, “Fall forward, Spring back.”  
> Thanks, Spidey!

Iffn you’re drinking all of those Schaefer’s & Polygamy’s, you’re very likely to fall forward. If you’re drinking enough to fall forward \*& even if you’re a teetotaler), you should go to a meeting, stand up, & say, "My name is **Flytrap** , I [del]have[/del] **am** a problem. 😛

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