# Springing the new Sequential Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 11, 2012, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531 "2012-02-11T17:40:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2012, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/181 "2012-03-06T07:14:25Z")
> [@Martian Bigfoot](#): > > You’re very close, but what you actually said was: “Is it possible to turn a white person around and keep the payment under the table?” Which, I suppose, isn’t a sentence you’ll need all that often in everyday conversation. :D:D:D:D:D:D:D I’ll remember that for sure the next time I need to ask a Norwegian this question… ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2012, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/182 "2012-03-06T12:10:08Z")
\*\*Are male gynecologists professionals or perverts?–this guy says “Perverts!” Still crazy after all these years \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2012, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/183 "2012-03-06T20:39:19Z")
**Titles that could be their own porn parody Bring Me The Head Of Alfredo Garcia** ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2012, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/184 "2012-03-06T23:50:48Z")
**Mindset of Parents accepting a lazy kid. My 14 year old son asked me about masturbation - I’m so proud!** ---
**Author:** ![Jasper\_Kent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a9a28c/32.png) [@Jasper\_Kent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasper_Kent)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2012, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/185 "2012-03-07T00:14:28Z")
\*\*The MMP FAQ My 14 year old son asked me about masturbation - I’m so proud! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2012, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/186 "2012-03-07T01:05:20Z")
**Scared of dentist… Are culturally specific depictions of Jesus a problem?** If not, [Jesus is accepting appointments.](http://www.google.com/imgres?q=jesus+dentist&um=1&hl=en&sa=N&rls=com.microsoft:en-us:IE-SearchBox&rlz=1I7GGLL_en&biw=1190&bih=818&tbm=isch&tbnid=Kpgx9FtrZ-Um4M:&imgrefurl=http://www.shop-progreso.com/dentists/aguirre/index.html&docid=I_u9NLKmIIAN6M&imgurl=http://www.shop-progreso.com/dentists/aguirre/frontview.jpg&w=479&h=281&ei=D7NWT6CJC8fL0QHIqt2ACg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=111&vpy=366&dur=52&hovh=172&hovw=293&tx=169&ty=102&sig=115465843387840316637&page=2&tbnh=121&tbnw=206&start=21&ndsp=28&ved=1t:429,r:12,s:21l) ---
**Author:** ![Jasper\_Kent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a9a28c/32.png) [@Jasper\_Kent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasper_Kent)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2012, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/187 "2012-03-07T02:05:05Z")
\*\*My 14 year old son asked me about masturbation - I’m so proud! So who is the market for interracial porn? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2012, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/188 "2012-03-07T03:04:24Z")
**Inventions you’ve come up with. “Low Tech” Nuclear Warfare-Would This Work?** I’d send it in to Inventions ‘R’ Us, they’ll help you obtain a patent and develop a marketing strategy. _"Repel intruders and pesky in-laws with a cheap, portable nuclear device. Only $19.95! Order now, get a second free and we’ll throw in a self-draining spaghetti pot!!!_ ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2012, 10:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/189 "2012-03-07T10:00:18Z")
**Explain the allure of hiring a prostitute? Cost of a pet reasonable? Dopers, I need your relationship advice!** :eek: It’s not a relationship, it’s bestiality! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2012, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/190 "2012-03-07T13:08:56Z")
\*\*the Q in Qatar The politics of Quran burning \*\* The “Q” stands for “Quran burning”. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2012, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/191 "2012-03-07T14:18:44Z")
\*\*Believers: What part of your dogma do you not accept? Paradise in the Book of Genesis, the origin of man \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2012, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/192 "2012-03-07T14:54:40Z")
\*\*Men: Your rectal exams: Ever had a lady doctor do it? Do you have a problem with inanimate objects trying to “escape?” \*\* Not if you take Golytely beforehand. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2012, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/193 "2012-03-07T17:19:34Z")
**Get (your shit) off my lawn! I pit people who don’t train their little dogs.** ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2012, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/194 "2012-03-07T20:34:40Z")
\*\* Is it “cheating” to sleep with someone else while “on a break” from a relationship? Are apologies meaningful? The idea of women faking orgasms Still crazy after all these years Your weird and kinda oogy dreams\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2012, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/195 "2012-03-08T02:57:54Z")
**I hate to say this but… Hey Rabbi, get your herpes laden lips off kid’s bloody dicks** I hate to be rude too, but I’ll do anything to protect my eight year old. ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2012, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/196 "2012-03-08T20:35:09Z")
\*\*I’m pregnant! Didn’t expect to hear that on a first date \*\* It’s even better when you read the second thread and see that “I’m pregnant!” is indeed what the OP heard on a first date! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2012, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/197 "2012-03-08T21:59:13Z")
**Do you have a problem with inanimate objects trying to “escape?” I’m having the Gastric Sleeve performed!** Gotta keep that stomach in place, otherwise it’ll sneak down to the kitchen at night to foil your attempts at dieting. ---
**Author:** ![Jasper\_Kent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a9a28c/32.png) [@Jasper\_Kent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasper_Kent)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2012, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/198 "2012-03-08T23:06:24Z")
\*\*Didn’t expect to hear that on a first date Are male gynecologists professionals or perverts?–this guy says “Perverts!” \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2012, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/199 "2012-03-08T23:08:01Z")
\*\*Saddest Onion article ever I’m pregnant! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2012, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/200 "2012-03-09T02:12:53Z")
**I wanted to do useful things today, but… I’m pregnant! My aunt passed away** OK, those are both acceptable excuses. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531.md?page=11)