# Springing the new Sequential Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 11, 2012, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531 "2012-02-11T17:40:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2012, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/201 "2012-03-09T02:18:31Z")
**Best way to brush a short haired dog “chisel” brush for household cleaning?** “Aroo! oo-ow-oooo! yip! arooooo!” ☹ ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2012, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/202 "2012-03-09T13:05:10Z")
\*\* I hate to say this but… America ! WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL IN AFGHANISTAN ? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2012, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/203 "2012-03-09T18:44:02Z")
\*\*The woman in front of me at the coffee cart had so much perfume on, and I think I’m going to be sick Weird smells that you love. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2012, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/204 "2012-03-09T20:32:43Z")
\*\*Could you start a country this way? Liberals=Funny, Conservatives=Mean \*\* Naaahhhhh — it’d be too polarized. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2012, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/205 "2012-03-09T20:33:10Z")
\*\*Weird smells that you love. My daughter, 153 months old, just had her first period\*\* EW! EWEWEWEWEW! EW! Did I mention, EW? ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2012, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/206 "2012-03-09T20:34:18Z")
Not quite so EW - \*\*Follow-up on the twitching cheerleaders I’m pregnant!\*\* Oh, _that_ kind of twitching! ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2012, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/207 "2012-03-09T20:34:41Z")
\*\*Is this sexual harassment? Why does my cat love ME so much? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2012, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/208 "2012-03-10T00:39:44Z")
**I wanted to do useful things today, but… My aunt passed away** ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2012, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/209 "2012-03-10T16:55:28Z")
**coming to a school near you Woman microwaves baby** “Pay attention students, we’re going to start this experiment on the defrost setting.” ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2012, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/210 "2012-03-10T23:38:21Z")
**My state has embarrassed me again And Today, I Rode!** I left all my possessions behind. I got on my horse and rode the hell out of this state to a neighboring one. Fingers crossed it doesn’t embarrass me too. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2012, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/211 "2012-03-11T19:11:46Z")
\*\* “Varmit” hunters. Best Way To Get Rid of Persistent 7th Day Adventist? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2012, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/212 "2012-03-11T20:01:03Z")
**Happy Buffy Day Abrahan Lincoln: Vampire Hunter** ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2012, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/213 "2012-03-11T20:31:42Z")
**You have 2 weeks to live. Do you want to know? Death sentence diagnosis. Are you obligated to tell?** Of course if you’re never told then you don’t have to worry about telling anyone else. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2012, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/214 "2012-03-11T22:29:41Z")
\*\* Doper Birding Thread Is this sexual harassment? \*\* No, no, no, I meant the sort of cock that’s the opposite of hen! Geez, get your minds out of the gutter, people. ETA: And the “let’s go out and find some chicks” part was about raising orphan birdies. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2012, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/215 "2012-03-11T23:36:39Z")
**Do you have a problem with inanimate objects trying to “escape?” Best Way To Get Rid of Persistent 7th Day Adventist?** The extra-large one-way doggie door works for me. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2012, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/216 "2012-03-12T12:19:03Z")
\*\*Death sentence diagnosis. Are you obligated to tell? Doctors should tell patients what their problem is \*\* Yeah, I guess you’re right. I just though that it would be hilarious if I didn’t say anything and he just dropped dead in his office. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2012, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/217 "2012-03-12T13:36:07Z")
\*\*Jobs that are gender-specific for no reason at all Nothing Is Wrong Witha Low Income Guy Getting An Escort \*\* But it’s sexist if you don’t get a male escort half the time. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2012, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/218 "2012-03-12T13:57:29Z")
\*\*What to do in the Bay Area? today i had a gun pointed at my head and i got robbed \*\* Whatever floats your boat… ---
**Author:** ![Jasper\_Kent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a9a28c/32.png) [@Jasper\_Kent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasper_Kent)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2012, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/219 "2012-03-12T15:33:05Z")
\*\*Hospital sends Handyman home with bullet in neck. Deceitful directions \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2012, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/220 "2012-03-12T15:41:52Z")
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