# Springing the new Sequential Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 11, 2012, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531 "2012-02-11T17:40:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![Jasper\_Kent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a9a28c/32.png) [@Jasper\_Kent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasper_Kent)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2012, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/221 "2012-03-12T19:32:09Z")
\*\*I have a week to figure out what to do with my life. I’m pregnant! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2012, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/222 "2012-03-12T21:31:12Z")
\*\*First time dad at 44! Virginity really messes with sex quizzes. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2012, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/223 "2012-03-13T00:52:11Z")
\*\*Nothing Is Wrong Witha Low Income Guy Getting An Escort What is wrong with my dog? \*\* Nothing, but you get what you pay for. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2012, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/224 "2012-03-13T00:59:25Z")
\*\*I don’t want this guy’s job I’m pregnant! \*\* Yeah, that would definitely be awkward. “Wow, you’ve certainly gained a lot of weight since I saw you last, Bob.” \*\* US Soldiers killing Afghani civilians. Artificial meat\*\* Hey, at least they eat what they kill. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2012, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/225 "2012-03-13T06:49:23Z")
**dude you haven’t even met me Flashing in Phoenix** Yeah, you have to get to know someone first before you flash them. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2012, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/226 "2012-03-13T13:30:32Z")
\*\*Inventions you’ve come up with. Mortifying slips of the tongue. \*\* I’m suing Freud for infringement! ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2012, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/227 "2012-03-13T15:56:26Z")
\*\*Things you are dying to say, but just can’t You took a dump in a public toilet. Why didn’t you flush? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2012, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/228 "2012-03-13T20:10:26Z")
\*\*I’m pregnant! What’s the mystery cable in my basement? \*\* Well, I guess we know what that mystery cable was, now . . . ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2012, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/229 "2012-03-14T03:30:51Z")
**I’m pregnant! First time dad at 44!** The phrase “We’re pregnant” was bad enough but now you’re taking all the credit? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Taomist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@Taomist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taomist)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2012, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/230 "2012-03-14T05:30:19Z")
\*\*Ask The Amputee Mortifying slips of the tongue. Mystery of a child’s fingers \*\* I feel that I will be going to hell for this, somehow. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Taomist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@Taomist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taomist)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2012, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/231 "2012-03-14T05:31:41Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > \*\* Find the fish! > > Weird smells that you love. > \*\* I snorted out loud when I read this one. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2012, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/232 "2012-03-14T12:28:25Z")
Now it’s… \*\*Mystery of a child’s fingers Ask The Amputee \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2012, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/233 "2012-03-14T12:52:30Z")
\*\*So, what’s the deal with Wyoming? I should probably ask Click & Clack \*\* “Hey guys! What’s the deal with Wyoming?” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2012, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/234 "2012-03-14T12:53:00Z")
\*\*I giggle when I read… Mortifying slips of the tongue \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2012, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/235 "2012-03-14T15:20:01Z")
\*\*Ever been shocked at what some people don’t know? A bathroom scale, the Mona Lisa, my couch… \*\* I’d only want to “know” one of these things, if you know what I mean. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2012, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/236 "2012-03-14T15:50:34Z")
\*\*Mortifying slips of the tongue. You just might be a Romney! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2012, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/237 "2012-03-14T17:04:23Z")
\*\*When did “wetback” become a slur? E-mail automatic timer? \*\* Yup, as soon as you use a word in an e-mail, it automatically becomes a slur in 5 years! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2012, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/238 "2012-03-14T19:12:53Z")
\*\* Overheard on Eighth Avenue Strange noises from the sky \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2012, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/239 "2012-03-14T20:24:11Z")
\*\* My daughter, 153 months old, just had her first period Strange noises from the sky \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2012, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/240 "2012-03-15T06:39:40Z")
**Just got a new job I will be having a telephone interview!** Unless your new job is interviewing people over the phone then I have some bad news for you. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531.md?page=11) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531.md?page=13)