# Springing the new Sequential Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 11, 2012, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531 "2012-02-11T17:40:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2012, 9:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/241 "2012-03-15T09:30:16Z")
**Staph infection and the mouth Pink Slime: what’s the issue?** :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2012, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/242 "2012-03-15T12:52:32Z")
\*\*If I Author A Blog And I Die… Will We Run Out of Helium? \*\* What the heck kind of blog are you writing?? ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2012, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/243 "2012-03-15T15:50:22Z")
\*\*Unnatural hair color in the workplace? (work culture) Help me pick a hairstyle \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2012, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/244 "2012-03-15T17:13:20Z")
\*\* Man attacked by own tie – in what comedy movie? Moments when you knew a book had gotten its hooks into your soul (minor spoilers) \*\* Damn! Now my _BOOK_ is after me! ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2012, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/245 "2012-03-15T20:40:09Z")
**Strange Therapy Methods I’m getting scammed, right?** Not at all, sir! I assure you that repeatedly giving me large sums of money is very therapeutic! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2012, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/246 "2012-03-16T11:30:25Z")
\*\*“Sex-deprived male fruit flies seek solace in alcohol, bump into walls and pass out” Call Me Back Already, Dammit! \*\* I’m starting to bump into walls! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2012, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/247 "2012-03-16T11:36:11Z")
\*\* I used to be a lurker, now i’m a poster! You just might be a Romney! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2012, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/248 "2012-03-16T11:53:05Z")
Master: Yes, Grasshopper, “\*\* The Red Cross is like a crazy ex… Overheard on Eighth Avenue \*\*” Caine: Why is that, Master? Master: When you can tell me that, Grasshopper, it will be time to leave. Now, try to snatch the pebble from my hand. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2012, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/249 "2012-03-16T12:04:56Z")
\*\* Just got a new job I’m sitting next to Eeyore! \*\* Do you work at the Hundred Acre Woods? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2012, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/250 "2012-03-16T18:44:05Z")
\*\*So you want to fill your soda to the top? Trick rhetorical questions \*\* I expect the latter thread to do yeoman work over the next few days. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2012, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/251 "2012-03-16T18:52:19Z")
\*\*Trick rhetorical questions Workplace griping, anyone? What value does a college really offer?! So you want to fill your soda to the top? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2012, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/252 "2012-03-16T20:08:59Z")
\*\*Sothern California has a Tuba Thief on the loose! Ask the guy who used to be really poor! \*\* …but then made a killing in the second-hand tuba business. ---
**Author:** ![Jasper\_Kent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a9a28c/32.png) [@Jasper\_Kent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasper_Kent)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2012, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/253 "2012-03-16T23:12:27Z")
\*\*Another Reason to Despise Religion How often do you check to see whether you have telekinetic powers? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2012, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/254 "2012-03-17T01:43:16Z")
**Match Day! I’m sitting next to Eeyore!** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2012, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/255 "2012-03-17T01:53:38Z")
\*\* Ladies, can we talk about panties? Die-Hard Geeks, Let’s Talk Linux! \*\* Die-Hard Lady Geeks, let’s talk about Panty Liners! ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2012, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/256 "2012-03-17T14:37:45Z")
**Trick school assignments Neutrinos break speed of light** Kid, if you can pull this one off, you either get an A for sheer awesomeness, or an F for not following instructions… ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2012, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/257 "2012-03-17T19:09:53Z")
**Ladies, can we talk about panties? Stuff that seems common, but outside your life experience** ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2012, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/258 "2012-03-18T21:59:29Z")
**Ask the guy who was once horribly depressed, and now is living the ecstatic life I’ve got MEAT!** So take that vegetarians!!! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2012, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/259 "2012-03-18T22:51:49Z")
**Better light-bulbs do exist! I’m moving to Chicago!** Don’t be too hasty. I hear that Bangor, Maine has fabulous compact fluorescents. ---
**Author:** ![Jasper\_Kent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a9a28c/32.png) [@Jasper\_Kent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasper_Kent)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2012, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/260 "2012-03-18T23:04:13Z")
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