# Springing the new Sequential Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 11, 2012, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531 "2012-02-11T17:40:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![Jasper\_Kent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a9a28c/32.png) [@Jasper\_Kent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasper_Kent)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2012, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/261 "2012-03-18T23:24:18Z")
\*\*I don’t want this guy’s job Secretly recording the gay roommate \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2012, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/262 "2012-03-18T23:26:45Z")
> [@Jasper\_Kent](#): > > \*\*Ask the guy who was once horribly depressed, and now is living the ecstatic life > > I’ve got MEAT! \*\* Psst. Look two posts before yours. ---
**Author:** ![Jasper\_Kent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a9a28c/32.png) [@Jasper\_Kent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasper_Kent)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2012, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/263 "2012-03-19T00:05:07Z")
> [@Nobody](#): > > Psst. Look two posts before yours. Oops. Sorry. I was distracted because I was in ecstacy stuffing myself with flesh. ---
**Author:** ![Jasper\_Kent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a9a28c/32.png) [@Jasper\_Kent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasper_Kent)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2012, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/264 "2012-03-19T00:09:31Z")
\*\*“Enjoy Your Kids While They’re Young” - bah! OK-How Does The Mafia Dispose of Corpses? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jasper\_Kent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a9a28c/32.png) [@Jasper\_Kent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasper_Kent)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2012, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/265 "2012-03-19T00:36:36Z")
\*\* Your descendants’ children’s names Another Reason to Despise Religion \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2012, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/266 "2012-03-19T07:16:35Z")
> [@Jasper\_Kent](#): > > Oops. Sorry. I was distracted because I was in ecstacy stuffing myself with flesh. That’s gross…Oh wait, you mean you’re eating. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2012, 10:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/267 "2012-03-19T10:33:04Z")
**Ask the guy who was once horribly depressed, and now is living the ecstatic life I’m sitting next to Eeyore!** Well, he wasn’t an Eeyore until I dumped all my problems on him. And now I feel great! ---
**Author:** ![Jasper\_Kent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a9a28c/32.png) [@Jasper\_Kent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasper_Kent)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2012, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/268 "2012-03-19T12:39:24Z")
\*\* this is a really long sentence: Springing the new Sequential Thread ( 1 2 3 4 5 6) \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jasper\_Kent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a9a28c/32.png) [@Jasper\_Kent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasper_Kent)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2012, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/269 "2012-03-19T14:41:22Z")
\*\*Deceptively easy math word problems for high school kids Neutrinos break speed of light \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jasper\_Kent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a9a28c/32.png) [@Jasper\_Kent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasper_Kent)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2012, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/270 "2012-03-19T15:09:45Z")
\*\*Online Sellers Offering Bargains - Why? Help a SmartPhone Idiot Buy an iPhone \*\* ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2012, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/271 "2012-03-19T17:28:28Z")
\*\*Blood Transfusions Jehovah’s Witnesses and Blood Transfusions \*\* Over in ATMB, it turns out Dracula has joined the SDMB. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2012, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/272 "2012-03-19T19:53:05Z")
\*\*I would like to see… Goodfellas question \*\* Am I a clown? Do I amuse you? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2012, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/273 "2012-03-19T21:26:27Z")
\*\*What would you do after surviving a 95% fatal pandemic? Pick 3 cars. Only 3 cars… \*\* Actually by my math you could pick 19 cars. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2012, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/274 "2012-03-20T14:01:00Z")
\*\* OK-How Does The Mafia Dispose of Corpses? Would a Ski Lift On Mt. Everest Make Sense? \*\* Oh, boss, do I hafta climb all the way up there again? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2012, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/275 "2012-03-20T14:31:20Z")
A four-fer \*\* Would you date a person with 3 kids? “Enjoy Your Kids While They’re Young” - bah! Anyone else have a ‘This is gonna hurt’ moment? Cousin is dating a guy with 3 kids \*\* Enjoy the kids, or it’s gonna hurt! ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2012, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/276 "2012-03-20T14:39:11Z")
**How to play a practical joke on a squirrel Trick school assignments** I’m not sure you’re going in the right direction on this one… ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2012, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/277 "2012-03-20T18:24:38Z")
\*\*Would a Ski Lift On Mt. Everest Make Sense? OK-How Does The Mafia Dispose of Corpses? \*\* Cause we should use that method to dispose of the corpses of the ski lift builders. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2012, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/278 "2012-03-20T18:42:03Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > \*\*Would a Ski Lift On Mt. Everest Make Sense? > OK-How Does The Mafia Dispose of Corpses? > \*\* > Cause we should use that method to dispose of the corpses of the ski lift builders. Beat you by three posts and four hours! ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2012, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/279 "2012-03-20T20:15:19Z")
**Tell me about vacationing in Las Vegas What to do? What to do?** You sound a little stressed. Maybe you could use a va… Oh, right. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2012, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/280 "2012-03-21T00:01:47Z")
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