# Springing the new Sequential Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 11, 2012, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531 "2012-02-11T17:40:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2012, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/281 "2012-03-21T00:53:14Z")
\*\*What’s the male equivalent for “crazy cat lady”? What about climbing Everest in a spacesuit? \*\* Well, it’s certainly crazy. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2012, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/282 "2012-03-21T02:12:29Z")
\*\* Ciudado! Las Llamas! Again with the Bad Latin \*\* So Bad it looks like Spanish! ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2012, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/283 "2012-03-21T04:58:58Z")
**I would like to see… Lesbians and breasts.** I suspect you’re not alone. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2012, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/284 "2012-03-21T11:39:26Z")
\*\*AMA: Former Walt Disney World Character Performer I’m sitting next to Eeyore! \*\* Are you the only person for whom that is not an unusual remark? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2012, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/285 "2012-03-21T11:58:11Z")
\*\* Why are some people better with money than others? Fifteen dollar shampoo vs three dollar shampoo \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2012, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/286 "2012-03-21T17:00:53Z")
\*\* Inventions you’ve come up with. How to play a practical joke on a squirrel \*\* But those bastards at USPTO refused to give me a patent on it. ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2012, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/287 "2012-03-21T17:36:41Z")
**Gurujulp would’ve wanted his doper family to know… How to play a practical joke on a squirrel** ---
**Author:** ![SpoilerVirgin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@SpoilerVirgin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpoilerVirgin)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2012, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/288 "2012-03-21T18:08:44Z")
From A New Posts search: **I had forgotten how loud “the outside” is! Why I Choose 2 Live In The "Wilderness"** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2012, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/289 "2012-03-21T18:23:29Z")
Now it’s: \*\* Epic Fail - Man vs Tree I had forgotten how loud “the outside” is! Why I Choose 2 Live In The “Wilderness” \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2012, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/290 "2012-03-21T18:46:10Z")
\*\* Lesbians and breasts… The beginning of the end of civilization. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2012, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/291 "2012-03-22T17:01:28Z")
**What’s the most humane way of killing mice? Grammatical Gender** I suppose it is humane, but how effective is it? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2012, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/292 "2012-03-22T17:50:46Z")
\*\*Do you buy generic or store brand foods? I like nuts. \*\* Sure, but generic or store brand? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2012, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/293 "2012-03-22T17:52:03Z")
> [@Anne\_Neville](#): > > **What’s the most humane way of killing mice? > Grammatical Gender** > > I suppose it is humane, but how effective is it? At least it’s more humane than the merciless use of sarcasm and dramatic irony. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2012, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/294 "2012-03-22T18:38:58Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > At least it’s more humane than the merciless use of sarcasm and dramatic irony. That works best on large hedgehogs. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2012, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/295 "2012-03-23T01:27:09Z")
\*\*Why hasn’t the Neighborhood Watch shooter been arrested? ask me about my neighbor \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2012, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/296 "2012-03-23T15:36:30Z")
\*\*this is a really long sentence: I want to get squirrels out of my attic\*\* Huh. Wasn’t that long after all. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2012, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/297 "2012-03-23T17:22:22Z")
**What’s the most humane way of killing mice? whats more complicated, a car or a rocket ship?** Squishing 'em with a car is easier. It takes too long to get the mice to climb all those teeny-tiny steps into the rocket ship. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2012, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/298 "2012-03-24T08:15:37Z")
**If you’re Texting, don’t Walk. Texting and Walking Don’t Mix Bars.** So a guy walking and texting walks into a bar. That wouldn’t have happened if he had watched where he was going. 😃 Thank you, thank you. I’ll be here all week. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2012, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/299 "2012-03-24T16:07:04Z")
**Why hasn’t the Neighborhood Watch shooter been arrested? Rules for getting away with it** ---
**Author:** ![Jasper\_Kent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a9a28c/32.png) [@Jasper\_Kent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasper_Kent)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2012, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/300 "2012-03-24T16:27:28Z")
\*\*It’s apperently(sic) very hard to be very old. If you’re Texting, don’t Walk. Texting and Walking Don’t Mix \*\* [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531.md?page=14) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531.md?page=16)