# Springing the new Sequential Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 11, 2012, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531 "2012-02-11T17:40:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2012, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/301 "2012-03-24T16:28:47Z")
Can you text while using a walker? And why am I suddenly thinking ‘Walker: Texting Ranger’? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2012, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/302 "2012-03-24T17:12:48Z")
**My husband’s ball scratching is driving me nuts. Cool Mnemonics** But what does it _mean?_ . ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2012, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/303 "2012-03-24T20:32:30Z")
\*\*Should I hang on to a credit card I don’t use anymore? So, why am I NOT getting any credit card offers anymore? How to stop getting ALL credit card offers?\*\* Did March become Credit Month all of a sudden? ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2012, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/304 "2012-03-24T22:42:42Z")
**Barnes and Noble just lost themselves a customer. Chen019, you are a liar.** You’ll be back by this time tomorrow, and you know it! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/305 "2012-03-25T01:41:05Z")
\*\* I think I nearly lost ten years off my life What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without taking a shit? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/306 "2012-03-25T01:43:04Z")
\*\* What purpose does sociopathy serve? Dick Cheney finally has a heart. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/307 "2012-03-25T02:52:00Z")
**The Ongoing Online Dating Advice Thread What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without taking a shit?** There are _lots_ better ways to impress your date. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/308 "2012-03-25T19:05:22Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > **The Ongoing Online Dating Advice Thread > What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without taking a shit?** > > There are _lots_ better ways to impress your date. But…but…the SIZE of it! ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/309 "2012-03-25T19:54:40Z")
**I went to the grocery store with my Wife… The idea of women faking orgasms** “And that’s why we’re legally barred from being on Safeway property.” ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2012, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/310 "2012-03-25T23:27:30Z")
**My fantastic hash My first calzone cooking mehs** ‘I got a rock.’ ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/311 "2012-03-26T13:31:05Z")
\*\* Dick Cheney finally has a heart Canine Blood Donor \*\* Son of a BITCH ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/312 "2012-03-26T19:07:06Z")
I’ve been waiting for this one for a while - **I think I nearly lost ten years off my life I went to the grocery store with my Wife.** 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/313 "2012-03-26T20:08:21Z")
Thread title/poster combo: \*\*When Margaret Thatcher dies, will you… Gyrate \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/314 "2012-03-26T21:32:08Z")
\*\* The idea of women faking orgasms I was “tricked” into starting a Firefox 11 download… Questions?\*\* Is _that_ what they’re calling it now? ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2012, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/315 "2012-03-26T22:14:42Z")
This wasn’t in the same forum, but rather on the “New Posts” page. It was too good not to share, though. [Heh](http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/318189_3608599537361_1344879340_3498701_1779020699_n.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2012, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/316 "2012-03-27T00:34:49Z")
**Beaten Iraqi woman in San Diego dies We said good-bye to our dog today.** She was a human being you a\*\*hole! ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2012, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/317 "2012-03-27T00:58:06Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > \*\* Dick Cheney finally has a heart > Canine Blood Donor \*\* > > Son of a BITCH Continuing that theme… **We said good-bye to our dog today. Dick Cheney finally has a heart** Because if he has to have a new heart, he wants the process to involve killing a puppy at some point or it just won’t feel right. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2012, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/318 "2012-03-27T14:07:15Z")
\*\*Cool Mnemonics Queen Elizabeth crashes a wedding \*\* QECAW… what is this supposed to stand for, again? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2012, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/319 "2012-03-27T17:25:15Z")
\*\* Queen Elizabeth crashes a wedding Life should be amazing, but it’s not \*\* Seems pretty amazing to me ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2012, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/320 "2012-03-27T19:42:44Z")
**Best ways to back up my data? African Americans and "the Talk"** It may not sound like you remember it. Better try a flash drive instead. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531.md?page=15) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531.md?page=17)