# Springing the new Sequential Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 11, 2012, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531 "2012-02-11T17:40:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 17
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2012, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/321 "2012-03-27T21:51:55Z")
\*\*FIOS Question This is a real emergency for me Why is the computer singularity not coming until 2045? \*\* I wish it would come in time to fix my FIOS! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2012, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/322 "2012-03-28T01:51:13Z")
**Guitar Folks - any thoughts on … Mission: Impossible! (TV version)** Next up, any thoughts on Peter Gunn? ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2012, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/323 "2012-03-28T02:34:40Z")
**people are not limited to one definition… Experiences with Multiple Personality Disorder?** And… **First Look at Asteroid Vesta Bars.** Didn’t expect that! Let’s go! ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2012, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/324 "2012-03-28T06:14:55Z")
**If you could have lost your virginity to any celebrity from any time, who do you choose? Ladies how would you feel about an unexpected pregnancy in your forties?** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2012, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/325 "2012-03-29T12:37:41Z")
\*\*What’s the most humane way of killing mice? Do people play wishbone outside the US? \*\* :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2012, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/326 "2012-03-29T13:43:45Z")
\*\*A Strange Incident-Worth Reviewing Man Dressed As Tetris Box Sought Over Assault \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2012, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/327 "2012-03-29T14:26:14Z")
\*\*What’s the most humane way of killing mice? Actors with more than 1 successful sitcom \*\* Kelsey Grammer is particularly effective. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2012, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/328 "2012-03-29T16:56:15Z")
\*\*What is your plan for Holy Week? Men, ever fake an orgasm? \*\* Not for an entire week, no. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2012, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/329 "2012-03-29T18:37:23Z")
In Cafe Society **Disgusting foods you crave. Recommend me a healthy breakfast that will fill me up until noon. Urine-Soaked Eggs a Spring Taste Treat** [Jim Carrey] Yummy![Jim Carrey] ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2012, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/330 "2012-03-29T19:01:40Z")
\*\*Marriage: husband wants kids, wife doesn’t Neutered Gentlemen: My Vasectomy is Tomorrow! \*\* Guess who won that argument. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2012, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/331 "2012-03-29T21:11:28Z")
**Help! Fruit fly invasion! My Standards Are Not Too High For Girls** Evidently. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/332 "2012-03-30T11:38:31Z")
\*\*What is the purpose of this gadget that came with a laser printer? dna testing \*\* Cool! \*\* Could We Produce Power from Hamsters in Wheels? slow firefox, multiple windows \*\* i think I see the problem… ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/333 "2012-03-30T11:45:32Z")
\*\*How long to get over a broken heart Ask the Icebear (aka guy who visits brothels) \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/334 "2012-03-30T15:28:18Z")
\*\*Products that are no longer advertised on TV gefilte fish \*\* True dat. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/335 "2012-03-30T16:44:48Z")
\*\* My husband’s ball scratching is driving me nuts. Morels just started popping. Care to share your secrets? \*\* It helps if you realize that the ball-svcratvching thread talks a lot about resemblance mushrooms. Or maybe it doesn’t ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/336 "2012-03-30T19:27:53Z")
**Saw a firefly last night Now I’m affected by Dowsing** 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/337 "2012-03-30T22:02:33Z")
\*\*Is There Anything Known To Be Real That Science Cannot Explain…At All? Hershey’s Kisses \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/338 "2012-03-30T23:46:30Z")
Separated by one: \*\* Millions in coins scattered across Ontario highway in serious crash Ottawa plans to kill the penny \*\* Clearly a Hit-and-Run ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2012, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/339 "2012-03-31T00:14:06Z")
_Now_ they’re sequential. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2012, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/340 "2012-03-31T00:36:31Z")
\*\*I wish you a very happy National Cleavage Day! Terms with different meanings depending on your age \*\* When you’re 8, it’s about the splitting of crystals. When you’re 18… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531.md?page=16) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531.md?page=18)