# Springing the new Sequential Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 11, 2012, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531 "2012-02-11T17:40:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 18
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2012, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/341 "2012-03-31T03:59:51Z")
> [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](#): > > \*\*Is There Anything Known To Be Real That Science Cannot Explain…At All? > Hershey’s Kisses \*\* Chocolate goes in, wrapper goes on, every time! No miscommunication! You can’t explain that! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2012, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/342 "2012-03-31T04:00:51Z")
**Products that are no longer advertised on TV Why is the Supreme Court so good at preventing leaks** What, you never saw that ad for Earl Warren maxipads? ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2012, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/343 "2012-03-31T08:08:10Z")
\*\*Is There Anything Known To Be Real That Science Cannot Explain…At All? Barium swallow \*\* “We have 'em swallow this stuff called ‘barium’ and then we can totally image what their insides are doing. I’m telling you, it’s _freaky_, man!” ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2012, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/344 "2012-03-31T11:55:30Z")
**How funny, to you, are Monty Python? Your TV "holy grails"** “If I went around claiming I was an emperor just because some moist bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d lock me away!” :D:D:D:D:D ---
**Author:** ![Jasper\_Kent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a9a28c/32.png) [@Jasper\_Kent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasper_Kent)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2012, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/345 "2012-03-31T17:50:07Z")
\*\*Me, My Dementia, And What I Write Mixed-Up Metaphors \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2012, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/346 "2012-03-31T18:27:01Z")
\*\*Is There Anything Known To Be Real That Science Cannot Explain…At All? In which we explore sexually permissive women \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2012, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/347 "2012-03-31T18:28:02Z")
\*\* My Husband is at a Strip Club and I Can’t Stop Crying My husband’s ball scratching is driving me nuts. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![mkecane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9e8a1a/32.png) [@mkecane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mkecane)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/348 "2012-04-01T01:52:01Z")
I don’t have a good place to put this, but since the commercials were back-to-back, I’m going with it here. First commercial: [Christianmingle.com](http://Christianmingle.com) dating website Second commercial: [Beenverified.com](http://Beenverified.com) online background checks ---
**Author:** ![Jasper\_Kent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a9a28c/32.png) [@Jasper\_Kent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasper_Kent)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/349 "2012-04-01T16:49:42Z")
\*\*Going to meet SO’s parents, what should I take? Poll: Do you like Corn Smut?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/350 "2012-04-01T17:27:18Z")
**Ask the homicide victim Do you like Corn Smut?** ---
**Author:** ![Jasper\_Kent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a9a28c/32.png) [@Jasper\_Kent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasper_Kent)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/351 "2012-04-01T18:13:46Z")
\*\* I went on [ancestory.com](http://ancestory.com)… An MMP about my dad Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Corn (But Were Afraid To Ask) A few questions about corn… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/352 "2012-04-01T18:45:12Z")
**Ask the homicide victim Why hasn’t the Neighborhood Watch shooter been arrested?** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2012, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/353 "2012-04-02T02:16:29Z")
**Ask the homicide victim Bacon Coffin!** Yes, you _can_ take it with you. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2012, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/354 "2012-04-02T07:04:28Z")
**My Husband is at a Strip Club and I Can’t Stop Crying My husband’s ball scratching is driving me nuts.** You may want to ask what went on at that strip club - and make him sleep on the couch until the doc gives him the all clear. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2012, 10:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/355 "2012-04-02T10:36:18Z")
Right now these are in the opposite order, but they’re funnier in this order. **What Nation Is the Most Moral Nation In the World Religious America…why?** Of course my answer would be Mexico. They have hundreds of Jesuses there. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2012, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/356 "2012-04-02T11:20:12Z")
> [@Malacandra](#): > > **My Husband is at a Strip Club and I Can’t Stop Crying > My husband’s ball scratching is driving me nuts.** > > You may want to ask what went on at that strip club - and make him sleep on the couch until the doc gives him the all clear. :dubious: Beat ya to it! Post #347 ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2012, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/357 "2012-04-02T11:56:46Z")
\*\*What does “no swimming from bridge” mean? Ask the homicide victim \*\* I said, Troy McClure sleeps with the fishes! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2012, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/358 "2012-04-02T12:17:12Z")
\*\*Cool Mnemonics Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Corn (But Were Afraid To Ask) \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2012, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/359 "2012-04-02T12:30:29Z")
\*\*What are your lunch options at work? Men, ever fake an orgasm? \*\* Not at work, there aren’t any diners close by. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2012, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/360 "2012-04-02T13:59:51Z")
**Ottawa plans to kill the penny Concealed Carry Carry Handgun class** You ain’t gettin’ my pennies, Ottawa. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531.md?page=17) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531.md?page=19)