# Springing the new Sequential Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 11, 2012, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531 "2012-02-11T17:40:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2012, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/21 "2012-02-15T00:10:41Z")
\*\* Who wants my meat? You want a romantic break. Which city is better - Paris or Venice?\*\* That’ll be a lousy pickup line in either city. \*\* Titties- More than a mouthful is a waste. I just blew that, right . . . (dating whiff, probably boring)\*\* Can’t understand why, you silver-tongued devil. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2012, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/22 "2012-02-15T00:55:36Z")
**Valentine’s Day Who wants my meat?** ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2012, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/23 "2012-02-15T04:26:04Z")
**What to you is the epitome of bullshit? Mitt Romney and his Temple Garment** Well, that’s a bit harsh. (I’m waiting for **What killed Whitney Houston? Mitt Romney and his Temple Garment** to show up!) ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2012, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/24 "2012-02-15T06:34:04Z")
**Teenaged boy eats like a starving wolf – normal? January’s big fat weight loss thread** You might want to ease up on his diet a little. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2012, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/25 "2012-02-15T12:41:28Z")
\*\* Brilliant THE DAILY SHOW moment: “When the Nazis came for you, they left with you…” If you thought that “Space Nazis Invade From the Moon” movie was just too highbrow for you… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2012, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/26 "2012-02-15T13:45:38Z")
\*\*What to you is the epitome of bullshit? Valentine’s Day \*\* Totally. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2012, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/27 "2012-02-15T13:54:04Z")
**US military uniforms w/rank insignia on chest Why does Windows demand that I reboot?** It doesn’t matter, Microsoft outranks you. Better reboot _now_, soldier! ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2012, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/28 "2012-02-15T15:28:45Z")
\*\*How Magic Johnson really got AIDS virus? Bareback Riding Question \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2012, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/29 "2012-02-15T15:34:16Z")
**Things clever children say I don’t fit in** ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2012, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/30 "2012-02-15T16:46:21Z")
**My Good Deed of the Day. Stupid Iranian Terrorist Bombs Himself in Bangkok** It’s not exactly helping an old lady cross the street, but I suppose it counts. \*\*Stupid Iranian Terrorist Bombs Himself in Bangkok The worst practical joke/stunt you’ve pulled. \*\* Nah, it’s a great stunt. The problem is, you can only do it once. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2012, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/31 "2012-02-15T16:58:02Z")
**Valentine’s Day What to you is the epitome of bullshit?** I just told you… ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2012, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/32 "2012-02-15T17:27:03Z")
\*\*Anyone else hate massages? Poll: What’s your alignment? \*\* You must be thinking of chiropractic. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2012, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/33 "2012-02-15T18:53:51Z")
\*\*Ladies, do you find Rick Santorum sexy Who wants my meat? \*\* Hey, thexthy! ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2012, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/34 "2012-02-15T18:57:28Z")
\*\*We’re getting a St. Bernard! BooziDog is having puppies! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2012, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/35 "2012-02-15T21:03:16Z")
**Funny sig lines or sayings. What killed Whitney Houston?** It’s better than that line about throwing stuff in the quarry. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2012, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/36 "2012-02-15T21:09:25Z")
“Hey, let’s go down to the quarry and throw Whitney Houston in!” Too soon? ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2012, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/37 "2012-02-16T05:43:18Z")
**Things clever children say I got promoted today.** Yes they do. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2012, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/38 "2012-02-16T07:55:45Z")
**Who’s the scariest person you know? Who are the best motivational speakers?** People who make me terrified to fail. **What killed Whitney Houston? Undescended Testicle and Fertility** :eek: Wow, this story has taken an unexpected turn! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2012, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/39 "2012-02-16T13:16:15Z")
\*\*WELCOME TO THE WHITE HOUSE - PUSH BUTTON. What does the button do? Can eating a giant burger give you a heart attack? \*\* That’s it! Every time Obama eats a Wendy’s triple and feels faint, all he has to do is push the button and the Surgeon General shows up to scold him. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2012, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/40 "2012-02-16T18:35:53Z")
**Things you don’t like about Skyrim Do “thing” and “sing” rhyme to you?** I used to like everysing about Skyrim, but then I took an arrow to the knee. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531.md?page=3)