# Springing the new Sequential Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 11, 2012, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531 "2012-02-11T17:40:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 21
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2012, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/401 "2012-04-09T17:06:31Z")
\*\*questions about no-poo: frequency, etc. Tell me about Geocaching \*\* Actually I’m still pooping, but now I hide it in the woods for other people to find. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2012, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/402 "2012-04-09T18:33:05Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > You’ve got a talent. If you call Googling “dirty palindromes” a telent, sure then. Why not? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2012, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/403 "2012-04-09T19:41:19Z")
**Your worst teacher Irrational thinking** Well answered, young padawan; irrational thinking is indeed the worst teacher. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2012, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/404 "2012-04-09T19:51:13Z")
\*\*How are baseball announcers able to distinguish different pitch types? The pinch hit MMP \*\* “Need answer fast!” ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2012, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/405 "2012-04-09T20:55:03Z")
\*\*Largest Feathered Dinosaur yet discovered “I Am Maru” \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2012, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/406 "2012-04-10T01:25:22Z")
**It may be That Time for my dog. Thinking about divorce** Well, if you couldn’t handle a long term relationship, you shouldn’t have married your dog in the first place. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2012, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/407 "2012-04-10T03:55:58Z")
**Words you can’t pronounce Largest Feathered Dinosaur yet discovered** ‘You tranny U.S. haoli’? ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2012, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/408 "2012-04-10T07:31:00Z")
**Can’t recall film title (drugs, s**t on chest, naked on sports field) Obscene Prices For Clothing\*\* It doesn’t seem like it’s the prices that are obscene. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2012, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/409 "2012-04-10T19:25:52Z")
**Facebook throws away a billion dollars Smokin’ Dope** It spent the first billion dollars on dope and fast women. The rest it just threw away. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2012, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/410 "2012-04-10T22:25:22Z")
**My Husband Said I am the Best Wife I never knew wood chippers were this dangerous.** Mood swings are a problem in your marriage, I see. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2012, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/411 "2012-04-11T03:57:40Z")
\*\* I never knew wood chippers were this dangerous. When to go to the Emergency Room \*\* _Now_ would be a good time. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2012, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/412 "2012-04-11T12:32:15Z")
\*\* Plausible “Happy” Ending for Avatar? H.R. Pufnstuf \*\* Pandora is The Living Island! They can turn it all into the Cave Where Technology Doesn’t Work! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2012, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/413 "2012-04-11T15:25:12Z")
\*\*Ask The Guy Who Owned an Exotic Pet Store. I’m _STILL_ scared of Ewoks. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2012, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/414 "2012-04-11T16:35:56Z")
\*\*Why Is ‘Santorum’ Dirty? Health benefits of cold showers \*\* I hear hot showers are better for that, though. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2012, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/415 "2012-04-11T16:58:16Z")
\*\*What did Bilbo Baggins do for a living? H.R. Pufnstuf \*\* How much did he get paid?? ---
**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2012, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/416 "2012-04-11T19:01:10Z")
> [@Jasper\_Kent](#): > > No example here, but I gotta say that \*\*\*Sequential Thread \*\*\* is one of the best threads on the net. Ever. > > Thanks, folks. That’s my bud, **Johnny LA** , boy genius, responsible! 😉 Q ---
**Author:** ![Gedd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gedd/32/4938_2.png) [@Gedd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gedd)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2012, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/417 "2012-04-11T19:39:06Z")
\*\*Why you shouldn’t text and walk. I’m _STILL_ scared of Ewoks.\*\* They haunt your dreams looking for vengence after being trampled to death by you? ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2012, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/418 "2012-04-11T22:13:40Z")
**What is “the talk” for black kids? the fastest way to sharpen a knife into a razor** :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2012, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/419 "2012-04-12T04:00:00Z")
**It’s been three weeks since my husband died… I’m sitting next to Eeyore!** She has a good reason you jerk! :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2012, 9:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/420 "2012-04-12T09:48:59Z")
**For My German Doper Friends German language and “th” pronounced as “zee” Is there no “th” at all in German?** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531.md?page=20) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531.md?page=22)