# Springing the new Sequential Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 11, 2012, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531 "2012-02-11T17:40:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 22
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2012, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/421 "2012-04-12T21:51:07Z")
\*\*What did Bilbo Baggins do for a living? Movie one liners \*\* There wasn’t much to do in Hobbiton on a wet Tuesday evening, so the locals were willing to pony up a farthing a time to listen to Bilbo’s epic command of cinematic repartee. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2012, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/422 "2012-04-12T22:10:18Z")
**What does English sound like–REALLY–to foreigners? Are there any languages that could not be understood if whispered?** He’ll never catch on if I insult him softly enough. “Hey, pig of a foreigner - I fart in your general direction!!” **WHOMP** ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2012, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/423 "2012-04-13T02:01:40Z")
\*\*Domestication of animals NHL: The Playoffs \*\* **Have you ever killed anything before in your life? What to look for in a family therapist?** ---
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2012, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/424 "2012-04-13T05:54:53Z")
[ul] [li]Why did North Korea do it?[/li][li]Opinion: Why they get away with it[/li][/ul] (For those who don’t get the joke, perhaps removing the first two words of the second headline? Or, alternately, add a comma between “why” and “they”.) ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2012, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/425 "2012-04-13T06:29:15Z")
\*\*Words you can’t pronounce How to Speak Squirrel \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2012, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/426 "2012-04-13T11:47:44Z")
\*\*What The Hell Has “The Change” Done To My Mother? Women bringing racy magazines (well, the cover at least) into the workplace. \*\* \*\* Words you can’t pronounce How to Speak Squirrel \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2012, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/427 "2012-04-13T12:12:15Z")
\*\*Would you be worried about this? You Are Stuck On The Titanic-What Can You Do? \*\* (Sorry, **Hypno** , I threw in the second pair at the last moment and didn’t notice you’d already posted them) ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2012, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/428 "2012-04-13T14:06:05Z")
\*\*Would you be chipped? I never knew wood chippers were this dangerous. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2012, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/429 "2012-04-13T14:49:22Z")
\*\*What the fuck is going on at the University of Pittsburgh? Hugs! Given and Received - No Questions Asked \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2012, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/430 "2012-04-13T15:40:16Z")
\*\*Proposed constitutional amendment Human Vs. Baboon \*\* Humans are equal to Baboons. Congress shall have power to enforce this article by well meaning but never the less hilarious legislation. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2012, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/431 "2012-04-13T16:32:13Z")
**Would you be Chipped? Ask the guy who is from 100 years in the future** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2012, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/432 "2012-04-13T16:57:11Z")
\*\* Dinosaur Friday! Ugh, what a dream. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2012, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/433 "2012-04-13T18:52:52Z")
\*\*Why Is ‘Santorum’ Dirty? Human Vs. Baboon \*\* Did you mean to type “Man On Baboon”? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2012, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/434 "2012-04-13T19:06:34Z")
\*\*Proposed constitutional amendment No law should ever have a religious exemption. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2012, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/435 "2012-04-14T00:49:00Z")
\*\*Women: What are the psychological effects of overemphasis on women’s looks and sexuality? Need Opinions On My Clown Costume \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2012, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/436 "2012-04-14T08:10:16Z")
**Why does Chinese translate so badly? Click, or Klick?** ---
**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2012, 8:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/437 "2012-04-14T08:54:11Z")
\*\*So could someone tell me about toilet waters? Ask The Guy Who Owned an Exotic Pet Store.\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2012, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/438 "2012-04-14T13:12:27Z")
**You Are Stuck On The Titanic-What Can You Do? Another “screaming kids in a restaurant” thread.** Shaddup you brats, I’m trying to enjoy the icebergs. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2012, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/439 "2012-04-14T13:37:47Z")
\*\*Titanic- 100 years sgo today she foundered What not to do at the beach \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2012, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/440 "2012-04-14T16:36:51Z")
\*\* How far do you live from Lebanon, Kansas? Horrifying Bugs Invading Earth\*\* Great, I’ll put Lebanon, KS on my “Ten Places To See Before You Die” list. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531.md?page=21) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531.md?page=23)