# Springing the new Sequential Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 11, 2012, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531 "2012-02-11T17:40:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 23
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2012, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/441 "2012-04-15T02:41:39Z")
**I never knew wood chippers were this dangerous. I’m quitting smoking, too.** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2012, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/442 "2012-04-15T12:35:47Z")
\*\*Going to Tunisia When Is Horn Honking Appropriate? \*\*Weddings, greeting strangers in a small town, the usual stuff. Oh and Tunisians just LOVE it when you share your unexpected exuberance with them at 3 am in the suburbs. We have much to learn from these simple people. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2012, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/443 "2012-04-15T17:32:40Z")
**Geico Taste Test Commercials Liquors that don’t taste like alcohol.** ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2012, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/444 "2012-04-15T18:18:02Z")
**NHL: The Playoffs Is tickling ok** It may be a tactic no one has tried yet ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2012, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/445 "2012-04-16T00:10:42Z")
in Cafe Society: \*\* Greek heros killing wild hogs Poll: Bacon vs. no bacon Roasting a pig\*\* Look out, Porky! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2012, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/446 "2012-04-16T02:06:48Z")
**Nature of Moroccan Porn Is tickling ok Singly, mashy dreadlock.** Uh, no thanks, I’m gonna stick to David Lynch movies. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2012, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/447 "2012-04-16T12:04:47Z")
\*\*We desparately need a 4th party candidate. Why I’m running against Tripler and why I’ll win I never knew wood chippers were this dangerous. \*\* **Tripler** plays hardball. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2012, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/448 "2012-04-16T13:18:51Z")
\*\*What not to do at the beach Froggy went a’courtin’ \*\* Don’t go a courtin’ at the beach! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2012, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/449 "2012-04-16T15:03:15Z")
\*\*What not to do at the beach We can’t even hug our teachers anymore? \*\* Especially not if they’re frogs. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2012, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/450 "2012-04-16T15:11:57Z")
**Journey to the Bottom of the Sea - Mariana Trench Anyone for the Total Perspective Vortex?** Nah, I’m booked for the Black Hole Tour. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2012, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/451 "2012-04-17T03:25:07Z")
**Ever gone crazy? I’ve been feeling my baby move!** But I’m a guy! And I’m not even pregnant!!! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2012, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/452 "2012-04-17T11:55:32Z")
\*\* Ever gone crazy? Killer Swan \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2012, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/453 "2012-04-17T11:57:57Z")
\*\*I am so sick of loud motorcycles Fixing Social Security \*\* Yeah, I want loud motorcycles that will fix the debt instead! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2012, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/454 "2012-04-17T13:20:47Z")
\*\* Can I Get Out Of The Military?? Is tickling ok \*\* Will you sign my discharge papers _now??_ Kootchy kootchy koo! I’ll take a section 8 ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2012, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/455 "2012-04-17T13:39:05Z")
\*\*If someone replied to a topic with _FapFapFap_, would you know what it referenced? Best laptop brands for durability \*\* I don’t think “laptop” means what you think it means. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2012, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/456 "2012-04-17T15:16:59Z")
\*\*What rules did the secret service agents violate in Columbia? graphite powder on bike \*\* “graphite” powder…suuuuuure. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2012, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/457 "2012-04-17T15:23:24Z")
\*\*Questions for references from sub home health aid Is tickling ok \*\* No ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2012, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/458 "2012-04-17T17:53:14Z")
\*\*Why Do Whites Have More Diverse Hair and Eye Colour Evolution/selection experiments \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2012, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/459 "2012-04-17T18:44:18Z")
**Stupid Republican idea of the day Great Rock/Pop Songs With An Accordion** Michelle Bachman’s polka version of Stairway to Heaven was ill advised, to say the least. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2012, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531/460 "2012-04-17T21:05:29Z")
**I am going to go get into a car accident Why can’t I be buried on private property?** I dunno, but I admire a guy who plans ahead. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531.md?page=22) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/springing-the-new-sequential-thread/612531.md?page=24)